HELP! Confused about McCain/Palin...pls help. - GoFuckYourself.com

NickPapageorgio · 09-14-2008, 03:34 PM

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight...

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."

* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive... and maybe even the President of the United States!!

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.

* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

I'm just writing down some notes on all the candidates. I wanted to make sure I didn't miss any.

jimmy-3-way · 09-14-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight...

Also if you've never met a single world leader, just got a passport 6 months ago and pronounce America 'Ah-MEER-ica' and nuclear 'nuke-U-lar' than you are a woman of the people who belongs in the White House.

The thing that galls me is that 'elitist' has become a bad word.

HELLO!?! I want an elitist to be my president, I want a guy who's smarter than me and went to better colleges than I did to lead our nation.

I don't want my redneck next door neighbor because he and I drink the same brand of beer.

Malicious Biz · 09-14-2008, 03:45 PM

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HELP! Confused about McCain/Palin...pls help.

They're going to the White House. What's to be confused about?

pocketkangaroo · 09-14-2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Also if you've never met a single world leader, just got a passport 6 months ago and pronounce America 'Ah-MEER-ica' and nuclear 'nuke-U-lar' than you are a woman of the people who belongs in the White House.

The thing that galls me is that 'elitist' has become a bad word.

HELLO!?! I want an elitist to be my president, I want a guy who's smarter than me and went to better colleges than I did to lead our nation.

I don't want my redneck next door neighbor because he and I drink the same brand of beer.

No shit. The elitist stuff is ridiculous. Next time I have surgery I'll ask for the elite doctor while the others can have the average one.

mikeyddddd · 09-14-2008, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight...

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."

* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive... and maybe even the President of the United States!!

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.

* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

I'm just writing down some notes on all the candidates. I wanted to make sure I didn't miss any.

but, Faux News fans won't

thaifan99 · 09-14-2008, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

I'm just writing down some notes on all the candidates. I wanted to make sure I didn't miss any.

One is black, didnt choose bilary and has biden.

One is white, has big business behind him and has momentum.

Shouldnt be issues - but in reality are.

notoldschool · 09-14-2008, 03:57 PM

The mccain campaign is peaking right now. Nowhere to go but down and its gonna be a hard fall. Obama will kill them in the debates. Im just worried about the actual votes being counted. With Republicans winning the right to keep using faulty machines and Im sure there will be pleny of voter intimidation in poor areas so Mccain has an edge in the cheating category.

NickPapageorgio · 09-14-2008, 04:03 PM

4 City counsel years == 6 PTA years btw if anyone is keeping score. ;)

SoloGirlsContent · 09-14-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

They're going to the White House. What's to be confused about?

I guess the confusion is why you want to remain stupid..if you look outside the US..we are losing the battle in the global economy..soon we will lose all respect in the eyes of other countries eager to "test" us... this generation of students will face a decline in education lower then their parents.

I guess to the "scared", u will remain scared..u don't won't to change and that's why the USA is going backwards and falling behind.. All I can say is, I hope you learn to speak Chinese, because they own our asses now.

get ready to watch more of your friends and family lose everything, they've tried to work for.. God pray for us all.. goodnight and goodluck

Malicious Biz · 09-14-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by simonsyinister

I guess the confusion is why you want to remain stupid..

The real question is.. why do you hate America commie?

SoloGirlsContent · 09-14-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

The real question is.. why do you hate America commie?

I love America...and I can see what WE CAN BE..not the bullshit we ARE
You're a blind person..I don't expect you to look outside your paperbag..it's too scary

notoldschool · 09-14-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

The real question is.. why do you hate America commie?

Um, your fake republican idols have introduced more communist policies to the USA than ALL democratic presidents put together. How about leaving your high school library now before you get your hall pass revoked.

Malicious Biz · 09-14-2008, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by simonsyinister

I love America...and I can see what WE CAN BE..not the bullshit we ARE
You're a blind person..I don't expect you to look outside your paperbag..it's too scary

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

Um, your fake republican idols have introduced more communist policies to the USA than ALL democratic presidents put together. How about leaving your high school library now before you get your hall pass revoked.

Drop the zeros and get with a hero ladies. Vote McCain.

notoldschool · 09-14-2008, 05:32 PM

Malicious Biz · 09-14-2008, 05:33 PM

Gosh you guyz r sore losers....

notoldschool · 09-14-2008, 05:36 PM

NickPapageorgio · 09-14-2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Gosh you guyz r sore losers....

Everytime you post I hear that goddamn song in my head lol! Fucking STOP lmfao!

Malicious Biz · 09-14-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

Everytime you post I hear that goddamn song in my head lol! Fucking STOP lmfao!

Haha.

I will win you all over to Team win with the power of Journey!

SoloGirlsContent · 09-14-2008, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

SoloGirlsContent · 09-14-2008, 05:44 PM

Im going to see Obama WED in VEGAS
http://nv.barackobama.com/lasvegaschange

sperbonzo · 09-14-2008, 05:53 PM

Probably the reason is that Obama is the most left wing senator in office, goes to an anti-american church and considered the Reverend Wright his closest spritual adviser for 20 years, and considers an anti-american terrrorist (Bill Ayres) to be a friend and colleague.

These things really do matter to most Americans, even though they don't matter to most people on this board, or around the world.

I'm not looking to argue with you about this, I"m just answering your subject line that asked for help understanding the situation.

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SoloGirlsContent · 09-14-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Probably the reason is that Obama is the most left wing senator in office, goes to an anti-american church and considered the Reverend Wright his closest spritual adviser for 20 years, and considers an anti-american terrrorist (Bill Ayres) to be a friend and colleague.

These things really do matter to most Americans, even though they don't matter to most people on this board, or around the world.

I'm not looking to argue with you about this, I"m just answering your subject line that asked for help understanding the situation.

.

thank you for your insight SEAN HANNITY

notoldschool · 09-14-2008, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Probably the reason is that Obama is the most left wing senator in office, goes to an anti-american church and considered the Reverend Wright his closest spritual adviser for 20 years, and considers an anti-american terrrorist (Bill Ayres) to be a friend and colleague.

These things really do matter to most Americans, even though they don't matter to most people on this board, or around the world.

I'm not looking to argue with you about this, I"m just answering your subject line that asked for help understanding the situation.

.

The right is now farther left than any democrat. How about liberally spending our country into oblivion for war without collecting taxes while your buddies destroy any class other than the top 1%. The guys that make under 1 million wont be there for long because without a middle or lower class surviving, neither can they.

nation-x · 09-14-2008, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by simonsyinister

thank you for your insight SEAN HANNITY

Bingo... is it me or do people that repeat that crap just have their heads up their asses?

NickPapageorgio · 09-14-2008, 06:19 PM

DirtyDanza · 09-14-2008, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight...

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."

* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive... and maybe even the President of the United States!!

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.

* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

I'm just writing down some notes on all the candidates. I wanted to make sure I didn't miss any.

way to many notes here bro...

only one way to think about it.. I remember when I was a kid...

if you love money.. your a an american.. if you love giving away your money then your a democrat...

im no college boy.. but I do love money..

even smaller note would be..

obama = anti american
McCain = VET nuff said

notoldschool · 09-14-2008, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

obama = anti american
McCain = VET nuff said

Dude even the Army Times reports that Obama has a better plan for the military and Mccain has voted AGAINST veteran benefits more than Obama by 10 times.

nearnow · 09-14-2008, 07:18 PM

at the end obama will win the election.

tony286 · 09-14-2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

Dude even the Army Times reports that Obama has a better plan for the military and Mccain has voted AGAINST veteran benefits more than Obama by 10 times.

also haven't more of the troops given money to obama?

dav3 · 09-14-2008, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

Mccain has voted AGAINST veteran benefits more than Obama by 10 times.

damn, seriously?

DirtyDanza · 09-14-2008, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

Dude even the Army Times reports that Obama has a better plan for the military and Mccain has voted AGAINST veteran benefits more than Obama by 10 times.

look at the source.. army they only half way count...

I personally do not know one vet that is voting for obama.. not saying that there arent any.. but personally I know none..

SoloGirlsContent · 09-14-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

way to many notes here bro...

only one way to think about it.. I remember when I was a kid...

if you love money.. your a an american.. if you love giving away your money then your a democrat...

im no college boy.. but I do love money..

even smaller note would be..

obama = anti american
McCain = VET nuff said

man you are wrong..plus the money you make you'll get a TAX CUT from OBAMA..unless you make over a quarter a million a year and fuck that VET shit..He's too goddammn old to run shit. I don't want to have a president that
a. Can't comb his own hair
b. Shit in a diaper at night

I respect his service, but that's where the fucking buck stops and you know I love u man, we r just on different sides of the fence with this

DirtyDanza · 09-14-2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by simonsyinister

man you are wrong..plus the money you make you'll get a TAX CUT from OBAMA..unless you make over a quarter a million a year and fuck that VET shit..He's too goddammn old to run shit. I don't want to have a president that
a. Can't comb his own hair
b. Shit in a diaper at night

I respect his service, but that's where the fucking buck stops

you respect his service to a country that you can now make a decent living in drawing comic books, shooting porn, bangin hotties.. but yet you won't vote for him you'd rather give it to some fucking idiot who my 3 year old has more leadership experience than?

since he's the man... according to you.. name 1 just 1... 1 good thing obama did say 10 years ago? just 1... 1 thing...... clock starts now

hey im your boy and all ... ill back ya up on all your fights on here.. even pass dirtyfranck back and forth to each other...

but on this issue we agree to disagree.. I think like an american you think like a terrorist on this issue.. oh well..

and btw id gladly pay higher taxes if it meant it was going to the military rather than welfare

notoldschool · 09-14-2008, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

look at the source.. army they only half way count...

I personally do not know one vet that is voting for obama.. not saying that there arent any.. but personally I know none..

You do know that the majority of US Soldiers are Army, right? Its obvious from your dismissal of the single most important branch of our armed services as being half way.

SoloGirlsContent · 09-14-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

you respect his service to a country that you can now make a decent living in drawing comic books, shooting porn, bangin hotties.. but yet you won't vote for him you'd rather give it to some fucking idiot who my 3 year old has more leadership experience than?

since he's the man... according to you.. name 1 just 1... 1 good thing obama did say 10 years ago? just 1... 1 thing...... clock starts now

hey im your boy and all ... ill back ya up on all your fights on here.. even pass dirtyfranck back and forth to each other...

but on this issue we agree to disagree.. I think like an american you think like a terrorist on this issue.. oh well..

and btw id gladly pay higher taxes if it meant it was going to the military rather than welfare

I'm sure if I dig down I can find something.. He's a young guy, but my point of voting for him is for the FUTURE of this country, not the PAST

notoldschool · 09-14-2008, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

you respect his service to a country that you can now make a decent living in drawing comic books, shooting porn, bangin hotties..

If service were a qualification for president, I know hundreds of soldiers that are FAR more qualified as this old bozo. If he runs our country like he ran his MOS then he will crash, burn, and kill many US soldiers in the process. He was far from a great soldier and hes an even worse presidential candidate.

Mccain= anti american who votes against his own brothers in arms benefits over and over again. Even slanted ass Greenspan knows that his tax plan is garbage. Half the time he doesnt even know who hes making threats against call people presidents who arent, terrorists being trained by different countries, blah blah blah...

Mccain = 8the grade reading level.

TampaToker · 09-14-2008, 08:18 PM

If this country is stupid enough to put those two idiots in office then we really do deserve what we get

badmunchkin · 09-14-2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

way to many notes here bro...

only one way to think about it.. I remember when I was a kid...

if you love money.. your a an american.. if you love giving away your money then your a democrat...

im no college boy.. but I do love money..

even smaller note would be..

obama = anti american
McCain = VET nuff said

if the Republican party actually stood for any of the shit they say they stand for I might vote republican. But they were bought and sold many years ago. They don't have America's best interests at heart anymore. We have the largest debt in the nation's history, they are NOT the fiscally responsible party - they just keep chalking up more debt everyday. Most everyone except the top tenth of a percent will get a tax cut with Obama NOT McCain. McCain is a Vet who crashed 5 planes. Being a vet doesn't instantly mean you're qualified to be a good president. It's more of the same shit. 4 more years of Bush and if anyone thinks this has been a good 8 years I'd like to know if you've been in a coma. McCain is bought and sold by the corporations and Big Oil. His entire staff is lobbyists. What a maverick.

By the way American troops have given 6 X more money to Obama then McCain. If you actually support the troops you would vote Obama.

DirtyDanza · 09-14-2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

If service were a qualification for president, I know hundreds of soldiers that are FAR more qualified as this old bozo. If he runs our country like he ran his MOS then he will crash, burn, and kill many US soldiers in the process. He was far from a great soldier and hes an even worse presidential candidate.

Mccain= anti american who votes against his own brothers in arms benefits over and over again. Even slanted ass Greenspan knows that his tax plan is garbage. Half the time he doesnt even know who hes making threats against call people presidents who arent, terrorists being trained by different countries, blah blah blah...

Mccain = 8the grade reading level.

personally I wanted romney

I'm not saying he was the best in the usn but he's the only vet running for office right now..

if there were another.. which your right there are many many others.. they would have my support as well.. I support all troops.. minus john kerry he's no troop

09-14-2008, 08:22 PM

Who would Osama Bin Laden vote for?

pocketkangaroo · 09-14-2008, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

but on this issue we agree to disagree.. I think like an american you think like a terrorist on this issue.. oh well..

Comments like this make it no surprise you had to have people beg for donations a few weeks back. Funny to see you be the one bitching about welfare.

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-14-2008, 09:47 PM

WOW This Danza guy is one weirdo fucktard illiterate sissy

Aren't you the samw Danza who...

Said you wanted to fight Kimbo and you'd kick his ass yadda yadda and when they fight was setup for you... your coward ass disappeared??

Aren't you the same danza who has come to this forum begging for money more than once??

Aren't you the same Danza who rides around with a police scanner and a gun so you claim so you intervene in a crime or some silly retard shit??

Aren't you the same Danza whom just about anyone who has met you will say you are one dumb fuck .... but good for shits and giggles to laugh at?n

Dude... your opinion is worth shit... you are a fuckin idiot as evidenced each time you post.

Get the bullshit hate out of your blood and get a fuckin girlfriend... better yet... get a fuckin life

DirtyDanza · 09-14-2008, 10:04 PM

sorry bout the outta handness this got to nick...

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-14-2008, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Also if you've never met a single world leader, just got a passport 6 months ago and pronounce America 'Ah-MEER-ica' and nuclear 'nuke-U-lar' than you are a woman of the people who belongs in the White House.

The thing that galls me is that 'elitist' has become a bad word.

HELLO!?! I want an elitist to be my president, I want a guy who's smarter than me and went to better colleges than I did to lead our nation.

I don't want my redneck next door neighbor because he and I drink the same brand of beer.

Only in America. Very well said.
We are being laughed at by Everyone on this planet. This whole election has turned out to be a horrible reality show.

Hillary was the only credible one running, and now she is fighting to save our country on the sidelines.

mikeyddddd · 09-14-2008, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

The real question is.. why do you hate America commie?

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

Um, your fake republican idols have introduced more communist policies to the USA than ALL democratic presidents put together. How about leaving your high school library now before you get your hall pass revoked.

Malicious Biz · 09-14-2008, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Fucking Harpo Marxists are ruining this country

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-14-2008, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Probably the reason is that Obama is the most left wing senator in office, goes to an anti-american church and considered the Reverend Wright his closest spritual adviser for 20 years, and considers an anti-american terrrorist (Bill Ayres) to be a friend and colleague.

These things really do matter to most Americans, even though they don't matter to most people on this board, or around the world.

I'm not looking to argue with you about this, I"m just answering your subject line that asked for help understanding the situation.

.

Uhmm you are mis informed of the facts though on every one of those points.
None of them are true.

2012 · 09-14-2008, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight...

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."

* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive... and maybe even the President of the United States!!

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.

* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

I'm just writing down some notes on all the candidates. I wanted to make sure I didn't miss any.

Don't forget she is a former beauty queen !

Matt 26z · 09-15-2008, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

goes to an anti-american church and considered the Reverend Wright his closest spritual adviser for 20 years

No, he went to a church that preached inequality between the classes in America.

Wright never said anything that Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson haven't been quoted as saying in some form. Even his comments about 9/11 have been echoed by Falwell and Robertson.

jimmy-3-way · 09-15-2008, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Vexes

Who would Osama Bin Laden vote for?

TRICK QUESTION - He's a Saudi, he can't vote!

09-14-2008, 03:34 PM	#1
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	HELP! Confused about McCain/Palin...pls help. I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight... * If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different." * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story. * If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim. * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick. * Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable. * Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded. * If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience. * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive... and maybe even the President of the United States!! * If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian. * If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian. * If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society. * If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible. * If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's. * If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable. I'm just writing down some notes on all the candidates. I wanted to make sure I didn't miss any. __________________

09-14-2008, 03:57 PM	#7
notoldschool Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,687	The mccain campaign is peaking right now. Nowhere to go but down and its gonna be a hard fall. Obama will kill them in the debates. Im just worried about the actual votes being counted. With Republicans winning the right to keep using faulty machines and Im sure there will be pleny of voter intimidation in poor areas so Mccain has an edge in the cheating category. __________________ No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture. -- Learned Hand http://www.bjpenn.com

09-14-2008, 04:03 PM	#8
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	4 City counsel years == 6 PTA years btw if anyone is keeping score. ;) __________________

09-14-2008, 05:32 PM	#14
notoldschool Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,687	__________________ No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture. -- Learned Hand http://www.bjpenn.com

09-14-2008, 05:36 PM	#16
notoldschool Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,687	__________________ No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture. -- Learned Hand http://www.bjpenn.com

09-14-2008, 05:33 PM	#15
Malicious Biz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz Posts: 4,575	Gosh you guyz r sore losers....

09-14-2008, 05:44 PM	#20
SoloGirlsContent So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Mother fuckin Earth Posts: 5,013	Im going to see Obama WED in VEGAS http://nv.barackobama.com/lasvegaschange

09-14-2008, 05:53 PM	#21
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	Probably the reason is that Obama is the most left wing senator in office, goes to an anti-american church and considered the Reverend Wright his closest spritual adviser for 20 years, and considers an anti-american terrrorist (Bill Ayres) to be a friend and colleague. These things really do matter to most Americans, even though they don't matter to most people on this board, or around the world. I'm not looking to argue with you about this, I"m just answering your subject line that asked for help understanding the situation. . __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

09-14-2008, 06:19 PM	#25
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	__________________

09-14-2008, 07:18 PM	#28
nearnow So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,485	at the end obama will win the election.

09-14-2008, 08:18 PM	#37
TampaToker Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tampa Posts: 5,827	If this country is stupid enough to put those two idiots in office then we really do deserve what we get __________________ Icq 247-742-205

09-14-2008, 08:22 PM	#40
Vexes Guest Posts: n/a	Who would Osama Bin Laden vote for?

09-14-2008, 09:47 PM	#42
pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! Posts: 5,133	WOW This Danza guy is one weirdo fucktard illiterate sissy Aren't you the samw Danza who... Said you wanted to fight Kimbo and you'd kick his ass yadda yadda and when they fight was setup for you... your coward ass disappeared?? Aren't you the same danza who has come to this forum begging for money more than once?? Aren't you the same Danza who rides around with a police scanner and a gun so you claim so you intervene in a crime or some silly retard shit?? Aren't you the same Danza whom just about anyone who has met you will say you are one dumb fuck .... but good for shits and giggles to laugh at?n Dude... your opinion is worth shit... you are a fuckin idiot as evidenced each time you post. Get the bullshit hate out of your blood and get a fuckin girlfriend... better yet... get a fuckin life

09-14-2008, 10:04 PM	#43
DirtyDanza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BP4L.... Las Vegas, Posts: 8,370	sorry bout the outta handness this got to nick... __________________ AVN Nominated Camming Couple