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10-30-2002, 11:40 AM
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and WHY would I take down the site I just gave interview yesterday????? don't you see you contradict yourself? Jesus Maria, WHY in the God's name I have to explain GFYers that 1 + 1 = 2? it takes me 5 posts here to get the message across, where it takes only ONE everywhere else... Poor Lens, he has to deal with morons ALL the time... do YOU need discount on cremations? |
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10-30-2002, 11:43 AM
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Doesn't everybody know already? Serge controls the entire internet, everyone should accept it already, and bow in the presence of Royalty.
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10-30-2002, 11:46 AM
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Royalty bows to me! it's true, I control the Internet, but I do it very gently and let my subjects enjoy some freedom of speech... Am I bad? |
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10-30-2002, 11:46 AM
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didn't you know serge is semi-retired
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10-30-2002, 11:48 AM
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Serge is FULLY retarded! there is NOTHING "semi" about Serge, except that he is SEMIte ;-)) |
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10-30-2002, 11:49 AM
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see you later, I'm gone
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and who said I control GBU????????
******************************* Well, the name is "SERGE and Jims GBU".... that indicates some control..... or are you just the "famous name" that you let them use.... Don't know why you would pull the plug after granting an interview.... But it sure looks like you did...... Top line from GBU: "Brought back by popular demand by our kind volunteers, SERGE and JIM" So, I guess you are just a volunteer?
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10-30-2002, 11:51 AM
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Royalty my ASS!
Royalty bows to me! it's true, I control the Internet, but I do it very gently and let my subjects enjoy some freedom of speech... Am I bad? -------------------------------------- No , not bad at all If I had your skills I would have retired a long time ago. |
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10-30-2002, 11:54 AM
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anything wrong with that? |
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10-30-2002, 11:59 AM
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plus...money I take for licensing my name pays for my food (I am on the seefood diet, I eat everything I see ;-))) |
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10-30-2002, 12:04 PM
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see you later, I'm gone
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Nothing at all wrong with it if it is true......
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10-30-2002, 12:08 PM
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this is the FIRST time in my life I've been called that! |
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10-30-2002, 12:14 PM
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see you later, I'm gone
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rotflmfao... No, I am not calling you a liar.... I am not even doubting you.... I am sure that your name on something is worth millions..... waiting for the Hollywood serge restaurant to open soon...
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10-30-2002, 12:18 PM
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I opened my own .. FUNERAL PARLOR, 'cuz... EVERYBODY GONNA DIE! it's not matter of IF, it's matter of WHEN! wanna save 10% on prepaid cremation? it includes sprinling your ashes over the nekkid body of a chick! wire $1000 to me and I'll send you cetificate! |
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10-30-2002, 12:21 PM
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BTW,
my last offer is open to ENTIRE GFY! and here is the chick who'd gladly accept your ashes:  |
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10-30-2002, 12:46 PM
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hey serge...
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10-30-2002, 12:51 PM
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you think I'll give you special discount on cremation because of it? check into garbage dumps if you can't afford a decent burial! |
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10-30-2002, 01:01 PM
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I'm going to be cremated, then have my ashes mixed with some really high quality herb, so my friends can roll me up and smoke me. I don't believe in wasting perfectly good land on a dead body. Coffins and funerals are for the living, not for the dead.
So where's your old decrepit ass gonna go when it's time to take a dirt nap?
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10-30-2002, 01:08 PM
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He wants to take advantage of everybody who come to piss on my grave, and I wanna use his GFY webmasters who come to pay tribute to his shrine... he PRE-paid $8000 for his masoleum, ask him yourself if you don't beleive me! |
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10-30-2002, 01:24 PM
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yea huh? sounds pretty fuckin cool! I'm sure there's money to be made from people with a desire to piss on your grave. You haven't pissed me off enough yet for me to shell out any cash to defame you one last time, but I'm sure it'll come in time.
...and, I think you meant adjacent, not adjuscent 
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10-30-2002, 01:29 PM
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I'll work harder if you not feeling pissed yet ;-) Pissed off people are THE BEST board audience, they come, and come, and come like Energizer Bunny, why do you think I use this in every 100th post?  |
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10-30-2002, 01:32 PM
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aka K-Man
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10-30-2002, 01:35 PM
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Brad doesn't answer...do you know if she taste like Bob? |
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10-30-2002, 01:53 PM
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doubt there's much you could say that'd piss me off serge. I've got really thick skin. I think the image you posted is rather tired, and it needs to be replaced. How about this?
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10-30-2002, 02:02 PM
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EVERYBODY have buttons, I'm sure I'd find yours if I knew you better...Nobody has REAL thick skin, I had coolest GFY guy, Amputate, dancing for a week like a high schooler.... ;-))))) it's just the matter of time ;-) but I won't bet house on it with you, you DO appear to have thick skin and I'll just watch how 2 months of submitting galleries and making zilch has an effect on your skin ;-))) |
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10-30-2002, 02:26 PM
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http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/ice_cream.htm
Serge makes these pages like this for Amp.....although I believe this one is for Brad Shaw..... |
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10-30-2002, 02:28 PM
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hehe, you seem to be under the impression that I'm a gallery submitter! Try again boobie
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10-30-2002, 02:31 PM
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10-30-2002, 02:31 PM
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 that serge is SO annoying that it actuallykeeps getting more and more funny every post.. Just the way he includes those random "online since 1996" fun-pictures..too funny and TOO fucking annoying..  |
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10-30-2002, 02:31 PM
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10-30-2002, 02:33 PM
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are you stalking me? |
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10-30-2002, 02:35 PM
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I love how Serge thinks he's some kick ass button pusher.
Dunno why but that always makes me laugh when he says that.
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10-30-2002, 02:36 PM
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not a bad try, gotta give you credit, but I couldn't forgive myself if I didn't make you work a little harder than that. Certainly, if you continue to verbally masturbate here on GFY we'll get to know each other better
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10-30-2002, 02:38 PM
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pushing your buttons is easy, you WANNA keep your mouth shut and not to respond to me, but you can't help yourself... I wish EVERYBODY were as easy as you ;-)) Prove that you are the men and keep your mouth shut..Brad does ;-)) |
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10-30-2002, 02:38 PM
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10-30-2002, 02:39 PM
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you sure I need to know better who quotes Henry Louis Mencken ? |
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10-30-2002, 02:40 PM
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10-30-2002, 02:41 PM
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I could sit here and rattle off the same crap. The fact that you posted in response to me somehow means I got to you. Maybe I'll dance around like a monkey now, post a bunch of 5 year old pics and declare myself a master button pusher. Of course, if you don't respond to me, I will do the same thing. Yay for both of us now.
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10-30-2002, 02:41 PM
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now you owe me $5 per post with my name in it! |
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10-30-2002, 02:44 PM
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but I have to...I pay Lensman $3000 a month and MUST make my money's worth... I'll help you, though, pro-bona, tell me all about yourself and your family for the last 6 generations |
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10-30-2002, 02:48 PM
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10-30-2002, 02:52 PM
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well, In all my posts, I try harder than anything else to make myself clear. I try to state things as simply and unambiguously as I can, because I find that that's the best way to convince my readers that pooterpatty's attendants sanctify pooterpatty's depravity for dubious reasons or for no reason at all. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care -- a large enough number to change the minds of those who trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all. |
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10-30-2002, 02:57 PM
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I have to concede that your last post was one of the most atriculate I've ever seen. There were even a few words utilizing more than 3 syllables. Nice job!
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10-30-2002, 02:57 PM
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articulate, excuse me.
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10-30-2002, 02:58 PM
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what were you doing in 1997? |
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And you're welcome!
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people who were on the net since 1997 made fortunes and don't work anymore.. why didn't you follow the traditional route? |
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I'm touched that you're making such a valiant effort to get to know me and my finances, but honestly I'm left wondering when all that great "Serge wit" I've heard so much about will make it's triumphant debut.
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you are a working bee and wasted "Internet GoldRush" years, translating English into English. Too bad, I'm sure you were one of those who thought the party will go forever, right? |
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wit is NOT the best commodity here, irritation is. Would you travel to China with bag of Mongolian tugriks they do not accept? ;-)) one should ALWAYS use the right currency for the right place ;-)))) |
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