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Porno Dan · 09-12-2008, 11:32 AM

Another Contest: A Romantic Picture Of Porno Dan & His Girlfriend

Posted on Friday, September 12, 2008 at 1:42 AM

True love or pure stupidity? This is my pal Dan (on the right, that's Jim Powers on the Left) And all those lucky guys in the background are the bukakke boys

This is Deena Daniels, the girl that Dan is dating and the lucky recipient of all the bukakke boys loads

This is my friend Dan escorting his freshly loaded girl up to the showers at Van Nuys Studio (where I'm sure he fucked her because he is a sick fuck)

Now to me this is where things get interesting. Looking at the last picture, Deena looks so excited (now I'm not sure if this is a turn on or off) Her look of utter enjoyment of having all of that random jizz all over her face. Also the fact that she is playing with herself. Or, is she rubbing cum into her vagina hoping to get pregnant? Say it's Dan's then collect from from Dan and have the 1st official bukakke baby? I have no idea which it is but there is the one thing I would like to know, the million dollar question. What in the hell is Dan thinking right now? God I should be at XXXJays house right now getting really fucked up earlier than I will be later? I can't beleive I am taking notes at a Bukakke? Or is he still pissed because he got kicked out of the Cabanna Room for the VMA aferparty? I have no idea but, enter the damn contest and win something. Winner will be announced sometime next week.

*Please send all entries to [email protected], the lucky winner of the contest will get the chance to meet Porno Dan and actually ask him what he was thinking and also receive 1 free coctail at his birthday party & maybe get some ass on their own at a porn party. https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/853134-birthday-bash-sept-18-a.html

DISCLAIMER: Eatadump.com does not guarantee the state of Porno Dan at his birthday party. Eatadump.com does not guarantee that Dan will be coherent enough to answer any questions asked by said winner. Eatadump.com does not guarantee a good time at Dans party or condone the practice of unsafe safe sex at Dans party. Especially after Dan might of had sex with said talent, Eatadump.com does recognize that Dan has no heart, and the void in his chest that used to be his heart is his inner 3rd testicle. This my friends is why Porno Dan is able to have sex a bizillion times in a day and just like Nick Manning drop numerous loads on unsuspecting whores daily. That said, good luck.

Rick is on a cruise and asked me to post this contest for him, being a good friend I agreed.

Marcus Aurelius · 09-12-2008, 11:38 AM

I think perhaps she is stopping cum from running into her vagina, in hopes of NOT getting pregnant.

RevSand · 09-12-2008, 11:43 AM

Thats the Dan I know and love... haha...

MrAwesome · 09-12-2008, 11:50 AM

shes got it in her eyes

RevSand · 09-12-2008, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAwesome

shes got it in her eyes

i think she got it EVERYPLACE!

klaze · 09-12-2008, 01:16 PM

Porno Dan is a trooper.

Sands · 09-12-2008, 01:25 PM

Porno Dan is focusing his attention on the weight of his pockets to see if there are enough quarters in there to push that chick through a car wash.

PornNewz · 09-12-2008, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

Porno Dan is focusing his attention on the weight of his pockets to see if there are enough quarters in there to push that chick through a car wash.

What a classic picture. The roll of paper towels really completes it.

CIVMatt · 09-12-2008, 03:37 PM

oh Dan... what did you do to that poor girl... HAHA

HI DEENA

CyberHustler · 09-12-2008, 03:39 PM

RyuLion · 09-12-2008, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt

oh Dan... what did you do to that poor girl... HAHA

HI DEENA

I bet you haven't washed your hands..

captain.g · 09-12-2008, 03:59 PM

Sands I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that

Porno Dan · 09-12-2008, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

I bet you haven't washed your hands..

And you have?

DatingGold · 09-12-2008, 04:11 PM

sorry but thats gross

CIVMatt · 09-12-2008, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

I bet you haven't washed your hands..

Doesn't matter, I went first

09-12-2008, 11:32 AM	#1
Porno Dan Court Jester Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Budapest Posts: 6,342	The funniest blog I have ever read & contest - by Rick Shameless Another Contest: A Romantic Picture Of Porno Dan & His Girlfriend Posted on Friday, September 12, 2008 at 1:42 AM True love or pure stupidity? This is my pal Dan (on the right, that's Jim Powers on the Left) And all those lucky guys in the background are the bukakke boys This is Deena Daniels, the girl that Dan is dating and the lucky recipient of all the bukakke boys loads This is my friend Dan escorting his freshly loaded girl up to the showers at Van Nuys Studio (where I'm sure he fucked her because he is a sick fuck) Now to me this is where things get interesting. Looking at the last picture, Deena looks so excited (now I'm not sure if this is a turn on or off) Her look of utter enjoyment of having all of that random jizz all over her face. Also the fact that she is playing with herself. Or, is she rubbing cum into her vagina hoping to get pregnant? Say it's Dan's then collect from from Dan and have the 1st official bukakke baby? I have no idea which it is but there is the one thing I would like to know, the million dollar question. What in the hell is Dan thinking right now? God I should be at XXXJays house right now getting really fucked up earlier than I will be later? I can't beleive I am taking notes at a Bukakke? Or is he still pissed because he got kicked out of the Cabanna Room for the VMA aferparty? I have no idea but, enter the damn contest and win something. Winner will be announced sometime next week. *Please send all entries to [email protected], the lucky winner of the contest will get the chance to meet Porno Dan and actually ask him what he was thinking and also receive 1 free coctail at his birthday party & maybe get some ass on their own at a porn party. https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/853134-birthday-bash-sept-18-a.html DISCLAIMER: Eatadump.com does not guarantee the state of Porno Dan at his birthday party. Eatadump.com does not guarantee that Dan will be coherent enough to answer any questions asked by said winner. Eatadump.com does not guarantee a good time at Dans party or condone the practice of unsafe safe sex at Dans party. Especially after Dan might of had sex with said talent, Eatadump.com does recognize that Dan has no heart, and the void in his chest that used to be his heart is his inner 3rd testicle. This my friends is why Porno Dan is able to have sex a bizillion times in a day and just like Nick Manning drop numerous loads on unsuspecting whores daily. That said, good luck. Rick is on a cruise and asked me to post this contest for him, being a good friend I agreed. __________________ Reality TV Star, AVN Hall of Fame, Five-Time XBIZ Winner 2021 XBIZ Europe Winner Best Director Site Promote the sites where members get paid to get laid by their favorite porn stars

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