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  • Porno Dan
    Court Jester
    • May 2003
    • 6342

    #1

    The funniest blog I have ever read & contest - by Rick Shameless

    Another Contest: A Romantic Picture Of Porno Dan & His Girlfriend

    Posted on Friday, September 12, 2008 at 1:42 AM

    True love or pure stupidity? This is my pal Dan (on the right, that's Jim Powers on the Left) And all those lucky guys in the background are the bukakke boys



    This is Deena Daniels, the girl that Dan is dating and the lucky recipient of all the bukakke boys loads




    This is my friend Dan escorting his freshly loaded girl up to the showers at Van Nuys Studio (where I'm sure he fucked her because he is a sick fuck)




    Now to me this is where things get interesting. Looking at the last picture, Deena looks so excited (now I'm not sure if this is a turn on or off) Her look of utter enjoyment of having all of that random jizz all over her face. Also the fact that she is playing with herself. Or, is she rubbing cum into her vagina hoping to get pregnant? Say it's Dan's then collect from from Dan and have the 1st official bukakke baby? I have no idea which it is but there is the one thing I would like to know, the million dollar question. What in the hell is Dan thinking right now? God I should be at XXXJays house right now getting really fucked up earlier than I will be later? I can't beleive I am taking notes at a Bukakke? Or is he still pissed because he got kicked out of the Cabanna Room for the VMA aferparty? I have no idea but, enter the damn contest and win something. Winner will be announced sometime next week.


    *Please send all entries to [email protected], the lucky winner of the contest will get the chance to meet Porno Dan and actually ask him what he was thinking and also receive 1 free coctail at his birthday party & maybe get some ass on their own at a porn party. http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=853134

    DISCLAIMER: Eatadump.com does not guarantee the state of Porno Dan at his birthday party. Eatadump.com does not guarantee that Dan will be coherent enough to answer any questions asked by said winner. Eatadump.com does not guarantee a good time at Dans party or condone the practice of unsafe safe sex at Dans party. Especially after Dan might of had sex with said talent, Eatadump.com does recognize that Dan has no heart, and the void in his chest that used to be his heart is his inner 3rd testicle. This my friends is why Porno Dan is able to have sex a bizillion times in a day and just like Nick Manning drop numerous loads on unsuspecting whores daily. That said, good luck.


    Rick is on a cruise and asked me to post this contest for him, being a good friend I agreed.
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  • Marcus Aurelius
    No Refunds Issued.
    • Apr 2003
    • 14809

    #2
    I think perhaps she is stopping cum from running into her vagina, in hopes of NOT getting pregnant.

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    • RevSand
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 8151

      #3
      Thats the Dan I know and love... haha...


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      • MrAwesome
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 898

        #4
        shes got it in her eyes
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        • RevSand
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 8151

          #5
          Originally posted by MrAwesome
          shes got it in her eyes

          i think she got it EVERYPLACE!


          BadBitchesGoodWeed


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          • klaze
            So Fucking Banned
            • May 2008
            • 2167

            #6
            Porno Dan is a trooper.

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            • Sands
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2007
              • 3134

              #7
              Porno Dan is focusing his attention on the weight of his pockets to see if there are enough quarters in there to push that chick through a car wash.

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              • PornNewz
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2008
                • 851

                #8
                Originally posted by Sands
                Porno Dan is focusing his attention on the weight of his pockets to see if there are enough quarters in there to push that chick through a car wash.


                What a classic picture. The roll of paper towels really completes it.
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                • CIVMatt
                  Amateur Pimpin
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 13075

                  #9
                  oh Dan... what did you do to that poor girl... HAHA


                  HI DEENA
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                  • CyberHustler
                    Masterbaiter
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 28760

                    #10
                    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                    • RyuLion
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 32369

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CIVMatt
                      oh Dan... what did you do to that poor girl... HAHA

                      HI DEENA
                      I bet you haven't washed your hands..

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                      • captain.g
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 241

                        #12
                        Sands I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that

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                        • Porno Dan
                          Court Jester
                          • May 2003
                          • 6342

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RyuLion
                          I bet you haven't washed your hands..
                          And you have?
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                          • DatingGold
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                            • Feb 2003
                            • 13185

                            #14
                            sorry but thats gross
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                            • CIVMatt
                              Amateur Pimpin
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 13075

                              #15
                              Originally posted by RyuLion
                              I bet you haven't washed your hands..
                              Doesn't matter, I went first
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