Affiliate programs that make me roll my eyes.... - GoFuckYourself.com

kmanrox · 09-11-2008, 08:49 AM

if i see another affiliate program that has nothing but pictures of 100 dollar bills and expensive car graphics on it, i think im gonna toss cookies.... this isnt 2002 anymore guys! get with it!

DebsDeep · 09-11-2008, 09:05 AM

mine doesnt....Check it out

Marcus Aurelius · 09-11-2008, 09:07 AM

you mean....not everyone that signs up can stack 100's and drive ferrari?!?!:!?!?!?!?!? OMG the bubble is burst. I go now to my death. </sarcasm>

mrwilson · 09-11-2008, 09:09 AM

Magnus dont, we keep it simple

mrwilson · 09-11-2008, 09:10 AM

oh but wait! i can add them if you will toss cookies my way :D

tranza · 09-11-2008, 09:12 AM

I don't see nothing wrong with that.

mikeyddddd · 09-11-2008, 09:16 AM

I hear ya

CaptainHowdy · 09-11-2008, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

I hear ya

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kmanrox · 09-11-2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

I hear ya

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Trixie · 09-11-2008, 10:54 AM

I think it would be cool to have a swank photo on ours that features hundred dollar bills coming out of my asshole as though from a kleenex box, and a skinny guy with glasses blowing his nose on one of them to show how now he has so much money that he pulled out of my ass, he can just use the money as tissue!

Plus he likes the scent . . .

seeric · 09-11-2008, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

if i see another affiliate program that has nothing but pictures of 100 dollar bills and expensive car graphics on it, i think im gonna toss cookies.... this isnt 2002 anymore guys! get with it!

my new rule when dealing with new people.

no cars, no excessive money, not based on bitches.

seeric · 09-11-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by debsdeepthroat

mine doesnt....Check it out

http://www.euphoriacash.com/sites.php

how are people supposed to look at your sites?

theres nothing to click to open the site? no urls.

so i have to guess the typein.

Chris · 09-11-2008, 11:08 AM

http://oainternet.com/
no money or cars or yatchs or anything on our page :D

not even a money bucks cash bling dollars cash in our name

Vicious_B · 09-11-2008, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Trixie

I think it would be cool to have a swank photo on ours that features hundred dollar bills coming out of my asshole as though from a kleenex box, and a skinny guy with glasses blowing his nose on one of them to show how now he has so much money that he pulled out of my ass, he can just use the money as tissue!

Plus he likes the scent . . .

That would be tacky!

baddog · 09-11-2008, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

http://www.euphoriacash.com/sites.php

how are people supposed to look at your sites?

theres nothing to click to open the site? no urls.

so i have to guess the typein.

I think the program is made up of amateurs, from the content to the webmaster/designer.

oh wait, if you click the text under the screenshot, that is linked

SteveHardeman · 09-11-2008, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

if i see another affiliate program that has nothing but pictures of 100 dollar bills and expensive car graphics on it, i think im gonna toss cookies.... this isnt 2002 anymore guys! get with it!

We have a big huge green dollar sign. But I forbid you from looking at it.

After thorough and extensive market research, it was the only way we could think of to most accurately reflect the riches bestowed upon those who promote us.

If I only had a dime for every millionaire our program has created.....if I only had a dime....

DebsDeep · 09-11-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

http://www.euphoriacash.com/sites.php

how are people supposed to look at your sites?

theres nothing to click to open the site? no urls.

so i have to guess the typein.

I am sorry, I never moticed that but we are fixing it now...thanks

The Duck · 09-11-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Trixie

I think it would be cool to have a swank photo on ours that features hundred dollar bills coming out of my asshole as though from a kleenex box, and a skinny guy with glasses blowing his nose on one of them to show how now he has so much money that he pulled out of my ass, he can just use the money as tissue!

Plus he likes the scent . . .

Plus you may also get a papercut on the anus ring.

DebsDeep · 09-11-2008, 04:36 PM

k all fixed, sorry for and thanks for bringing it to my attention

CunningStunt · 09-11-2008, 06:43 PM

lol.

http://www.makemoneysigwhoring.com/modena.html

Ditosta · 09-11-2008, 06:54 PM

We don't but I must admit we used too

ADL Colin · 09-11-2008, 08:24 PM

We used euros and a pickup truck. Going after American Southerners and Europeans.

Iron Fist · 09-11-2008, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

lol.

http://www.makemoneysigwhoring.com/modena.html

I love how he goes from "don't be a fucking idiot" to "signup with AFF and believe it" in less than a second.

peakbucks · 09-11-2008, 10:46 PM

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pornjudge · 09-11-2008, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

if i see another affiliate program that has nothing but pictures of 100 dollar bills and expensive car graphics on it, i think im gonna toss cookies.... this isnt 2002 anymore guys! get with it!

Yeah or saying CRAZY RATIOS, don't fuckin BS me man;)

DWB · 09-11-2008, 11:54 PM

You know how I do. See sig.

RedShoe · 09-12-2008, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

You know how I do. See sig.

Hey wait.. you don't have cash, or money, or bucks in the name???? WTF?!?!?!

CyberHustler · 09-12-2008, 02:55 AM

Look down...

DebsDeep · 09-12-2008, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I think the program is made up of amateurs, from the content to the webmaster/designer.

oh wait, if you click the text under the screenshot, that is linked

You are right, everything is amateur. Hey the hubby and I run it from home but the members love the real interaction through the live members shows, message boards and requests they make. Yeh old school but we get complimented alot on that fact.

seeandsee · 09-12-2008, 03:53 AM

niche content should be on first place

09-11-2008, 08:49 AM	#1
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	Affiliate programs that make me roll my eyes.... if i see another affiliate program that has nothing but pictures of 100 dollar bills and expensive car graphics on it, i think im gonna toss cookies.... this isnt 2002 anymore guys! get with it! __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

09-11-2008, 09:05 AM	#2
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09-11-2008, 09:12 AM	#6
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09-11-2008, 10:54 AM	#10
Trixie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: near Seattle, WA Posts: 1,850	I think it would be cool to have a swank photo on ours that features hundred dollar bills coming out of my asshole as though from a kleenex box, and a skinny guy with glasses blowing his nose on one of them to show how now he has so much money that he pulled out of my ass, he can just use the money as tissue! Plus he likes the scent . . . __________________ WebWhoreBucks: Girls, a guy and a tranny -- unique indie porn!

09-11-2008, 09:07 AM	#3
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	you mean....not everyone that signs up can stack 100's and drive ferrari?!?!:!?!?!?!?!? OMG the bubble is burst. I go now to my death. </sarcasm>

09-11-2008, 09:09 AM	#4
mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	Magnus dont, we keep it simple

09-11-2008, 09:10 AM	#5
mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	oh but wait! i can add them if you will toss cookies my way :D

09-11-2008, 11:08 AM	#13
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	http://oainternet.com/ no money or cars or yatchs or anything on our page :D not even a money bucks cash bling dollars cash in our name __________________ [email protected]

09-11-2008, 04:36 PM	#19
DebsDeep Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,649	k all fixed, sorry for and thanks for bringing it to my attention __________________ http://www.gothamscreenprinting.com Cheapest T's Online. $5 tshirts printed, no minimums, no fees of anykind!!!!

09-11-2008, 06:43 PM	#20
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	lol. http://www.makemoneysigwhoring.com/modena.html

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09-12-2008, 02:55 AM	#28
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