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kmanrox 09-11-2008 08:49 AM

Affiliate programs that make me roll my eyes....
 
if i see another affiliate program that has nothing but pictures of 100 dollar bills and expensive car graphics on it, i think im gonna toss cookies.... this isnt 2002 anymore guys! get with it!

DebsDeep 09-11-2008 09:05 AM

mine doesnt....Check it out

Marcus Aurelius 09-11-2008 09:07 AM

you mean....not everyone that signs up can stack 100's and drive ferrari?!?!:!?!?!?!?!? OMG the bubble is burst. I go now to my death. </sarcasm>

mrwilson 09-11-2008 09:09 AM

Magnus dont, we keep it simple :thumbsup

mrwilson 09-11-2008 09:10 AM

oh but wait! i can add them if you will toss cookies my way :D

tranza 09-11-2008 09:12 AM

I don't see nothing wrong with that.

mikeyddddd 09-11-2008 09:16 AM


CaptainHowdy 09-11-2008 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 14739048)

:1orglaugh ...


I hear ya, GOLD coins are the way to go.

kmanrox 09-11-2008 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 14739048)

hahahahaaaa

Trixie 09-11-2008 10:54 AM

I think it would be cool to have a swank photo on ours that features hundred dollar bills coming out of my asshole as though from a kleenex box, and a skinny guy with glasses blowing his nose on one of them to show how now he has so much money that he pulled out of my ass, he can just use the money as tissue!

Plus he likes the scent . . .

seeric 09-11-2008 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 14738934)
if i see another affiliate program that has nothing but pictures of 100 dollar bills and expensive car graphics on it, i think im gonna toss cookies.... this isnt 2002 anymore guys! get with it!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


my new rule when dealing with new people.

no cars, no excessive money, not based on bitches.

seeric 09-11-2008 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by debsdeepthroat (Post 14739003)
mine doesnt....Check it out

http://www.euphoriacash.com/sites.php

how are people supposed to look at your sites?

theres nothing to click to open the site? no urls.

so i have to guess the typein.

Chris 09-11-2008 11:08 AM

http://oainternet.com/
no money or cars or yatchs or anything on our page :D

not even a money bucks cash bling dollars cash in our name

Vicious_B 09-11-2008 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie (Post 14739599)
I think it would be cool to have a swank photo on ours that features hundred dollar bills coming out of my asshole as though from a kleenex box, and a skinny guy with glasses blowing his nose on one of them to show how now he has so much money that he pulled out of my ass, he can just use the money as tissue!

Plus he likes the scent . . .

That would be tacky! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 09-11-2008 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14739676)
http://www.euphoriacash.com/sites.php

how are people supposed to look at your sites?

theres nothing to click to open the site? no urls.

so i have to guess the typein.

I think the program is made up of amateurs, from the content to the webmaster/designer.


oh wait, if you click the text under the screenshot, that is linked

SteveHardeman 09-11-2008 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 14738934)
if i see another affiliate program that has nothing but pictures of 100 dollar bills and expensive car graphics on it, i think im gonna toss cookies.... this isnt 2002 anymore guys! get with it!


We have a big huge green dollar sign. But I forbid you from looking at it.

After thorough and extensive market research, it was the only way we could think of to most accurately reflect the riches bestowed upon those who promote us.

If I only had a dime for every millionaire our program has created.....if I only had a dime....

:thumbsup

DebsDeep 09-11-2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14739676)
http://www.euphoriacash.com/sites.php

how are people supposed to look at your sites?

theres nothing to click to open the site? no urls.

so i have to guess the typein.

I am sorry, I never moticed that but we are fixing it now...thanks

The Duck 09-11-2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie (Post 14739599)
I think it would be cool to have a swank photo on ours that features hundred dollar bills coming out of my asshole as though from a kleenex box, and a skinny guy with glasses blowing his nose on one of them to show how now he has so much money that he pulled out of my ass, he can just use the money as tissue!

Plus he likes the scent . . .

Plus you may also get a papercut on the anus ring.

DebsDeep 09-11-2008 04:36 PM

k all fixed, sorry for and thanks for bringing it to my attention

CunningStunt 09-11-2008 06:43 PM

lol.

http://www.makemoneysigwhoring.com/modena.html

Ditosta 09-11-2008 06:54 PM

We don't but I must admit we used too

ADL Colin 09-11-2008 08:24 PM

We used euros and a pickup truck. Going after American Southerners and Europeans.

Iron Fist 09-11-2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 14742312)

I love how he goes from "don't be a fucking idiot" to "signup with AFF and believe it" in less than a second.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

peakbucks 09-11-2008 10:46 PM

I have pic of Brazilian boobs at http://www.peakbucks.com

:thumbsup

pornjudge 09-11-2008 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 14738934)
if i see another affiliate program that has nothing but pictures of 100 dollar bills and expensive car graphics on it, i think im gonna toss cookies.... this isnt 2002 anymore guys! get with it!

Yeah or saying CRAZY RATIOS, don't fuckin BS me man;)

DWB 09-11-2008 11:54 PM

You know how I do. See sig.

RedShoe 09-12-2008 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14743358)
You know how I do. See sig.


Hey wait.. you don't have cash, or money, or bucks in the name???? WTF?!?!?!

CyberHustler 09-12-2008 02:55 AM

Look down...

DebsDeep 09-12-2008 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14739893)
I think the program is made up of amateurs, from the content to the webmaster/designer.


oh wait, if you click the text under the screenshot, that is linked

You are right, everything is amateur. Hey the hubby and I run it from home but the members love the real interaction through the live members shows, message boards and requests they make. Yeh old school but we get complimented alot on that fact. :)

seeandsee 09-12-2008 03:53 AM

niche content should be on first place


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