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GTS Mark · 09-09-2008, 08:44 PM

LOL! Gotta love GFY!

tony286 · 09-09-2008, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sands

Listen, this is the adult industry. That means there are no rules. None. Because we're all deviant sin-spreading heathens that take the most beautiful expression of human love -- procreation -- and twist it into a grotesque spectacle with whips, chains, and sometimes poo. There is no room for morals by virtue of what we do, so why lose any sleep over big sponsors secretly creating and funding disgustingly unethical tube sites, or cross-selling surfers into adamant promises of never paying for porn again, or even infringing upon the trademark of a gigantic software company that could, with the bat of an eye lash, bury you so far down that your feet will be poking out of some Chinese farmers rice paddy.

This is anarchy, baby! The wild west! Come join the show so you can jump into the clown car and spin your wheels under the big top. Or you can even become a high-flying trapeze artist that spins, flips, and glides over accountability for heinous and unforgivably greedy actions. It's all good under the clitoral hood, so grab your keyboard and check your conscience at the door. You're stepping up to the big leagues of dubious deceit!

What does it matter how you get the money, just so long as you get it! Trust me, kiddo, any morsel of regret you may feel will quickly disappear once you're holding a thick wad of hundos in your sweaty hands. You might be 75 lbs overweight and struggling with confidence issues caused by male pattern baldness, but dammit man, this isn't a task for the weak-willed. You've got to have the eye of the tiger, the strength of a bear, and the acumen of a hawk. And if you don't have those, well... there's always 9 to 5.

Im going to be nice and say nothing.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-09-2008, 08:49 PM

Don't get this shit confused (fused) we was neva cool (cool)
You throwin up the North(north) but I dont know you (nope)
I'm fuckin plenty bitches (bitches) sippin plenty crisses (crisses)
You frowin up like a nigga don't supposed too
I'm mobbin wit my tools (tools) don't make me act a fool (fool)
But I'm a have to if ya homies can't control you (yup)
You steppin on my shoes (shoes) breakin all the rules (rules)
Can ya fight? Why them niggaz gotta hold you?
You talk a good game (game) but I don't wanna play (play)
I ain't gone let ya pause (pause) you ain't gone get away (nope)
I'll leave ya layin flat (flat) I'll leave ya people cryin (cryin)
You blamed it on yo high (why) cause you got flat-lined (yup)
I'm Yo Gotti cause (cuz) fuck who you thought I was (was)
I really shot them choppers (choppers) I really sold them drugs (drugs)
I really mess wit Star (star) we really bought the bar (bar)
We really on that goose and we don't really fuck wit y'all

DickDarkness · 09-09-2008, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

Listen, this is the adult industry. That means there are no rules. None. Because we're all deviant sin-spreading heathens that take the most beautiful expression of human love -- procreation -- and twist it into a grotesque spectacle with whips, chains, and sometimes poo. There is no room for morals by virtue of what we do, so why lose any sleep over big sponsors secretly creating and funding disgustingly unethical tube sites, or cross-selling surfers into adamant promises of never paying for porn again, or even infringing upon the trademark of a gigantic software company that could, with the bat of an eye lash, bury you so far down that your feet will be poking out of some Chinese farmers rice paddy.

This is anarchy, baby! The wild west! Come join the show so you can jump into the clown car and spin your wheels under the big top. Or you can even become a high-flying trapeze artist that spins, flips, and glides over accountability for heinous and unforgivably greedy actions. It's all good under the clitoral hood, so grab your keyboard and check your conscience at the door. You're stepping up to the big leagues of dubious deceit!

What does it matter how you get the money, just so long as you get it! Trust me, kiddo, any morsel of regret you may feel will quickly disappear once you're holding a thick wad of hundos in your sweaty hands. You might be 75 lbs overweight and struggling with confidence issues caused by male pattern baldness, but dammit man, this isn't a task for the weak-willed. You've got to have the eye of the tiger, the strength of a bear, and the acumen of a hawk. And if you don't have those, well... there's always 9 to 5.

Fuck You Sands.

pocketkangaroo · 09-09-2008, 09:05 PM

You are the man Retox!

CyberHustler · 09-09-2008, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

and for those who want to use this but don't wanna be restricted to promoting DH's bullshit, because you know, hes a shady fucker... i made this for everyone

http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/

Boss Traffic Jim · 09-10-2008, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

LOL! Gotta love GFY!

Another one of your threads gone bad.....

nikad · 09-10-2008, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

and for those who want to use this but don't wanna be restricted to promoting DH's bullshit, because you know, hes a shady fucker... i made this for everyone

http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/

I like you man, just know it

candyflip · 09-10-2008, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

LOL! Gotta love GFY!

It is funny because you hate this place soooo much, yet you still drop by to spam your shit.

You get laughed at, but your head is too far up your ass to see it.

fatfoo · 09-10-2008, 07:10 AM

Yes, might get sued my MSN, indeed

GirlsOnYou · 09-10-2008, 07:18 AM

Gotta love the Sands post. Those MSN things are very annoying and I'm seeing them everywhere. They are too saturated and slimy for me to use them.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-10-2008, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

You are the man Retox!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikad

I like you man, just know it

09-10-2008, 07:10 AM	#60
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Yes, might get sued my MSN, indeed __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

09-10-2008, 07:18 AM	#61
GirlsOnYou Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 618	Gotta love the Sands post. Those MSN things are very annoying and I'm seeing them everywhere. They are too saturated and slimy for me to use them. __________________ * Selling my adult sites. Email: furaldbullon48aol9com - Replace 48 with @ and 9 with .

09-09-2008, 08:44 PM	#51
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	LOL! Gotta love GFY!

09-09-2008, 08:49 PM	#53
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	Don't get this shit confused (fused) we was neva cool (cool) You throwin up the North(north) but I dont know you (nope) I'm fuckin plenty bitches (bitches) sippin plenty crisses (crisses) You frowin up like a nigga don't supposed too I'm mobbin wit my tools (tools) don't make me act a fool (fool) But I'm a have to if ya homies can't control you (yup) You steppin on my shoes (shoes) breakin all the rules (rules) Can ya fight? Why them niggaz gotta hold you? You talk a good game (game) but I don't wanna play (play) I ain't gone let ya pause (pause) you ain't gone get away (nope) I'll leave ya layin flat (flat) I'll leave ya people cryin (cryin) You blamed it on yo high (why) cause you got flat-lined (yup) I'm Yo Gotti cause (cuz) fuck who you thought I was (was) I really shot them choppers (choppers) I really sold them drugs (drugs) I really mess wit Star (star) we really bought the bar (bar) We really on that goose and we don't really fuck wit y'all

09-09-2008, 09:05 PM	#55
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	You are the man Retox!