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Juicy D. Links · 09-08-2008, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Hillary Clinton

closing your eyes and jerking it in your bathroom does not make you close to them fuckstick

Frank is backk

MaDalton · 09-08-2008, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloShawn

Tell the bank that you had no idea you were opting into purchasing a subscription after the trial.. you thought you had them free for three days, then they just magically went away.

yeah - that must have happened when i hired one, didn't read below my signature and next monday their whole family showed up

Tjeezers · 09-08-2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Frank is backk

Duhhhh i was the first one to conclude that
Be original man

the Shemp · 09-08-2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Honez

Actually all parties involved knew on August 24. We were just late out of the gate with the thread ;)

now im disappointed...

Spunky · 09-08-2008, 04:02 PM

Best of luck in your future endeavors Claire

MrBro · 09-08-2008, 04:04 PM

how will shawn monk survive without that sig money she was getting?

RyuLion · 09-08-2008, 04:04 PM

Congrants to all parties..

GigoloShawn · 09-08-2008, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah - that must have happened when i hired one, didn't read below my signature and next monday their whole family showed up

Just like outsourcing.

Sorry, I'm just having fun playing devil's advocate. Don't wake up missing a kidney; You know how you have to be careful!

Lindsay Lohan · 09-08-2008, 04:07 PM

Ahaha that dumb cunt is owned again. God she is stupid. She must be the dumbest bitch after JaneB on gfy. Unbelievable. I hope she gets it this time and just leaves.

Lindsay Lohan · 09-08-2008, 04:07 PM

Some people are too stupid for life.

Evil E · 09-08-2008, 04:08 PM

A contact of mine might be interested by the french maid service, is there a website for that?

Imortyl Pussycat · 09-08-2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by klaze

I don't think this thread was a good idea.

Just gave the trolls a good laugh.

Wasn't necessary at all.

perhaps companies that were not impressed by her will reconsider the service now

i wanted to be the 50th post "50 gone bananas". yes, i am a dork

BVF · 09-08-2008, 04:08 PM

fuck it...it didn't work

BradM · 09-08-2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay Lohan

Ahaha that dumb cunt is owned again. God she is stupid. She must be the dumbest bitch after JaneB on gfy. Unbelievable. I hope she gets it this time and just leaves.

She needs to go work for some backroad mechanic or something where her job is to just fuck the customers instead of giving them a free carwash. Chick is a fucking idiot, and has a terrible boy-style body.

baddog · 09-08-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

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You're good at this

Phoenix · 09-08-2008, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by klaze

I don't think this thread was a good idea.

Just gave the trolls a good laugh.

Wasn't necessary at all.

i agree...post was made in poor taste

Honez · 09-08-2008, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloShawn

Just like outsourcing.

Sorry, I'm just having fun playing devil's advocate. Don't wake up missing a kidney; You know how you have to be careful!

All your kidney belong to me!

JamesK · 09-08-2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You're good at this

Lindsay Lohan · 09-08-2008, 04:15 PM

Bitch deserves to be laughed at. If you act like a clown people will laugh. Dont blame the people laughing at her...blame her.

BVF · 09-08-2008, 04:19 PM

Somebody embed this...It's perfect for this thread.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

klaze · 09-08-2008, 04:22 PM

Oh fuck BVF that's too funny.

_Richard_ · 09-08-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sex2Have

My Top 3 of woman

1 : JenniDahling ( Pin2Cash.com )
2 : Rhonda ( NScash.com )
3 : Nancy ( Cams.com )

Rock On Ladies!!! Ya make a difference * for me that is

Rhonda is unstoppable!

DateDoc · 09-08-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Somebody embed this...It's perfect for this thread.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Jman · 09-08-2008, 04:28 PM

I just want to be the brownie between you and Jenni ;-)

Due · 09-08-2008, 04:33 PM

I wanted to expand on the original post and perhaps answer some of the questions we have been getting. I am very pleased to have a qualified team of Cougars like HoneLynn and Jenni Dahling marketing and representing Global Acces. Jenni is still promoting the clients of PR Kitty but, has added value to our team with the relationships she has in her network.

Claire was not an employee of Global Acces but, was hired to do event coordination and board promoting.

Other than that we will still be attending shows as scheduled, you can meet us at the Atlanta forum, Webmasteraccess Amsterdam, Octoberfest in Munich, the Islandgathering in Curacao, Webmasteraccess LA and Internext expo 09 in Las Vegas.

MrBro · 09-08-2008, 04:38 PM

what she's not the owner of ga? what the fuck?
how will she pay shawn those crazy management fees now.
oh wait, there's jetsetting with private security because she is so hot.

JFK · 09-08-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Due

I wanted to expand on the original post and perhaps answer some of the questions we have been getting. I am very pleased to have a qualified team of Cougars like HoneLynn and Jenni Dahling marketing and representing Global Acces. Jenni is still promoting the clients of PR Kitty but, has added value to our team with the relationships she has in her network.

Claire was not an employee of Global Acces but, was hired to do event coordination and board promoting.

Other than that we will still be attending shows as scheduled, you can meet us at the Atlanta forum, Webmasteraccess Amsterdam, Octoberfest in Munich, the Islandgathering in Curacao, Webmasteraccess LA and Internext expo 09 in Las Vegas.

see you at the next one Due

stickyfingerz · 09-08-2008, 04:52 PM

I better use this while I can..

Sharky · 09-08-2008, 07:11 PM

I thought Claire was pretty nice in person, nothing like her board persona. I think she served her purpose, getting the Global-Access name out there.

She can not bring to the table what Jenni & Honez have... Industry contacts and experience. Maybe that will come in time.

Best of luck in the future Claire.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-08-2008, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

I better use this while I can..

I had no idea that Xena had a "special" cousin. Remember.. don't drink paint thinner when pregnant.

Xrated J · 09-08-2008, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

perhaps companies that were not impressed by her will reconsider the service now

i wanted to be the 50th post "50 gone bananas". yes, i am a dork

i think you can get away with being a dork

Iron Fist · 09-08-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBro

I LOLed...

CyberHustler · 09-08-2008, 07:41 PM

bloggingseo · 09-08-2008, 08:07 PM

Sorry to banana claire, good luck in the future. Maybe act a little classier in the future. Not being rude, just honest. Keep it real.

CaptainHowdy · 09-08-2008, 08:08 PM

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-08-2008, 08:14 PM

fuck i just shit my pants and it stinks...

pocketkangaroo · 09-08-2008, 08:35 PM

Are the odds out for what affiliate program will hire her as a rep?

NinjaSteve · 09-08-2008, 09:20 PM

What's with the entire "banana" think anyway? I never got it.

Imortyl Pussycat · 09-08-2008, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Xrated J

i think you can get away with being a dork

you say this only cuz you haven't seen me in my princess leah buns watching star wars

dodger21 · 09-08-2008, 10:52 PM

Who???

.....

Xrated J · 09-08-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

you say this only cuz you haven't seen me in my princess leah buns watching star wars

well i just might have to put on my Han Solo outfit so we can role play

TheSenator · 09-08-2008, 10:56 PM

Who is Global access and bananna?

gimo33 · 09-08-2008, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You're good at this

JFK · 09-09-2008, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

What's with the entire "banana" think anyway? I never got it.

do a search

Manowar · 09-09-2008, 06:04 AM

someone post the care factory jpg

seeandsee · 09-09-2008, 06:16 AM

CERN slap

kesha1 · 09-09-2008, 06:25 AM

We'll see what comes out of it.

HotMeghan_GL · 09-09-2008, 06:59 AM

best of luck to everyone in all future endeavors!

Pete-KT · 09-09-2008, 07:54 AM

so where is Claire?

fatfoo · 09-09-2008, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBro

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