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Shameless · 09-04-2008, 10:49 PM

With the amazing Porno Dan we came up with a pretty ridiculous list of shit. I actually have to fill you in on the back story. So Dan and myself are now working with a company called iporn.com and to say the least we are having an interesting time. Well, Dan is throwing this party coming up in conjunction with iporn.com & the BBC is covering it for some documentary. As it also turns out Dan is hosting an awards show in conjunction with the event for I forget what company. Anyways, we were coming up with ideas earlier today for what the catagories should be. Here are a few.

ugliest penis in porn
worst tit job in the biz
weakest load
most wood problems
best tube site
most annoying accent (male & female)
guys who would never get laid off camera if they weren't performers
Dr. Riggs all star patient of the year (male & female)
creepiest director
polish privateer of the year
porncrastinator of the year
worst production manager of the year
most likely to make it as a mainstream actress
suitcase pimp of the year
best dimples (not on your face)
most nose bleeds on set
Heisman award (aka runner of the year)
the Wanderlei Silva roid rage of the year award
shakiest cameraman
most likely to deny that they are in this business
unsung hero

*did I miss anything?

(One of the funniest things is that we came up with the list while we were driving then kinda finished it at Koo Koo Roo, one of my favorite places to catch a quick healthy lunch. Well looking at the utter disgust on Dan's face as he was forced to eat something that actually might nourish his body was priceless, he was actually pissed at me)

seeric · 09-04-2008, 10:53 PM

OH BOY.

CHEEEEEECH I am a Holympic Athlete!

BV · 09-04-2008, 10:56 PM

You forgot:
meatiest vagina,
most buttspokes,
and most pimples on their ass.

fatfoo · 09-04-2008, 10:58 PM

nice list......

amacontent · 09-04-2008, 11:21 PM

You two deserve each others company. You two are the Heckle and Jeckle of porn for sure. No one is safe around you two guys. I would be scared shitless to be interviewed by both of you at same time.

Porno Dan · 09-04-2008, 11:22 PM

Wait until the Award Show!!!!

BTW - my body rejected the healthy food you made me eat

amacontent · 09-04-2008, 11:22 PM

how about a category....

Largest man with a vagina. Thats a toughie.

Porno Dan · 09-05-2008, 09:51 AM

OK I have an update.

I am the MC of the Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards next Sunday @ 9 pm at the Viper Room.

The BBC is coming to cover the event, they will be sending out a press release later today.

Sunny · 09-05-2008, 09:56 AM

thanks for the list

Shameless · 09-05-2008, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

You forgot:
meatiest vagina,
most buttspokes,
and most pimples on their ass.

my blog is now updated with you fantastic adds, thanks BV

kristin · 09-05-2008, 11:30 AM

Trainwreck of the year

MeganS · 09-05-2008, 11:42 AM

Most Likely to OD at the Circle Bar
Biggest Primadonna aka "Get your own fucking water!" award

xoxo,
Megan

P.S. .... Balls, Balls, Balls ... balls on your _____________

Shameless · 09-05-2008, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWorldMegan

Most Likely to OD at the Circle Bar
Biggest Primadonna aka "Get your own fucking water!" award

xoxo,
Megan

P.S. .... Balls, Balls, Balls ... balls on your _____________

aka the Shameless I'm not getting fucking pink eye in both of my eyes again so get your own wet wipes award.

Oh Chin! Team Flame!!!!!!

Moe · 09-05-2008, 12:01 PM

Why do I have a feeling that the winner of "The Worst Tit Job in the Biz" is not going to be a happy camper

seeandsee · 09-05-2008, 12:03 PM

heh nice list

Porno Dan · 09-05-2008, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moe H

Why do I have a feeling that the winner of "The Worst Tit Job in the Biz" is not going to be a happy camper

I don't think a lot of these people are going to love me after they win!

I am just the messenger, oh wait that's a lie.

Shameless · 09-06-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I don't think a lot of these people are going to love me after they win!

I am just the messenger, oh wait that's a lie.

Messenger my ass! Don't put all the blame on me (lol)

bbm · 09-06-2008, 06:30 PM

Drive away

09-04-2008, 10:49 PM	#1
Shameless Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 330	Driving Around Earlier Today With the amazing Porno Dan we came up with a pretty ridiculous list of shit. I actually have to fill you in on the back story. So Dan and myself are now working with a company called iporn.com and to say the least we are having an interesting time. Well, Dan is throwing this party coming up in conjunction with iporn.com & the BBC is covering it for some documentary. As it also turns out Dan is hosting an awards show in conjunction with the event for I forget what company. Anyways, we were coming up with ideas earlier today for what the catagories should be. Here are a few. ugliest penis in porn worst tit job in the biz weakest load most wood problems best tube site most annoying accent (male & female) guys who would never get laid off camera if they weren't performers Dr. Riggs all star patient of the year (male & female) creepiest director polish privateer of the year porncrastinator of the year worst production manager of the year most likely to make it as a mainstream actress suitcase pimp of the year best dimples (not on your face) most nose bleeds on set Heisman award (aka runner of the year) the Wanderlei Silva roid rage of the year award shakiest cameraman most likely to deny that they are in this business unsung hero *did I miss anything? (One of the funniest things is that we came up with the list while we were driving then kinda finished it at Koo Koo Roo, one of my favorite places to catch a quick healthy lunch. Well looking at the utter disgust on Dan's face as he was forced to eat something that actually might nourish his body was priceless, he was actually pissed at me) __________________ "Internationally Know & Locally Respected"

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