Driving Around Earlier Today

With the amazing Porno Dan we came up with a pretty ridiculous list of shit. I actually have to fill you in on the back story. So Dan and myself are now working with a company called iporn.com and to say the least we are having an interesting time. Well, Dan is throwing this party coming up in conjunction with iporn.com & the BBC is covering it for some documentary. As it also turns out Dan is hosting an awards show in conjunction with the event for I forget what company. Anyways, we were coming up with ideas earlier today for what the catagories should be. Here are a few.



ugliest penis in porn
worst tit job in the biz
weakest load
most wood problems
best tube site
most annoying accent (male & female)
guys who would never get laid off camera if they weren't performers
Dr. Riggs all star patient of the year (male & female)
creepiest director
polish privateer of the year
porncrastinator of the year
worst production manager of the year
most likely to make it as a mainstream actress
suitcase pimp of the year
best dimples (not on your face)
most nose bleeds on set
Heisman award (aka runner of the year)
the Wanderlei Silva roid rage of the year award
shakiest cameraman
most likely to deny that they are in this business
unsung hero

*did I miss anything?

(One of the funniest things is that we came up with the list while we were driving then kinda finished it at Koo Koo Roo, one of my favorite places to catch a quick healthy lunch. Well looking at the utter disgust on Dan's face as he was forced to eat something that actually might nourish his body was priceless, he was actually pissed at me)