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Vicious_B 09-05-2008 09:55 AM

I am only in the 30's but have tended to date younger guys more often than not. What usually attracted me to younger vs older guys are a few things.
1) less baggage (hypocritcal I know being I have more baggage than most 22yr olds)
2) Not as set in their ways and less likely to turn down doing fun things bc they feel the are to old or mature for it.
3) Younger guys I have noticed are usually MORE open to relationships and sharing how they feel (see 1)
4) Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex,Sex

And with an older woman if you ask her what she is looking for you will most likely get a straight answer vs little girl drama.

Vicious_B 09-05-2008 09:57 AM

I am only in the 30's but have tended to date younger guys more often than not. What usually attracted me to younger vs older guys are a few things.
1) less baggage (hypocritcal I know being I have more baggage than most 22yr olds)
2) Not as set in their ways and less likely to turn down doing fun things bc they feel the are to old or mature for it.
3) Younger guys I have noticed are usually MORE open to relationships and sharing how they feel (see 1)
4) Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex,Sex

And with an older woman if you ask her what she is looking for you will most likely get a straight answer vs little girl drama.

_Richard_ 09-05-2008 10:03 AM

be prepared to stay in bed for awhile.. always a good idea to bring your own condoms..

wtfent 09-05-2008 10:12 AM

Damn this a hot topic. I want to start a cougar club, kinda like the fight club, that would be awesome.

klaze 09-05-2008 12:04 PM

My advice to you is forget everything everyone has told you and be yourself. It's a 40 yearold woman.. if she doesn't like it.. who the fuck cares.. You gonna marry the bitch?

she's prolly nasty compared to a 20 yearold girl you should be hooking up with..

prolly has more baggage and stress in her life also..

40 yearold women hook up with 20 yearold kids for the same reason hot straight girls hook up with butch dykes..

MediaManiac 09-06-2008 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14704629)
Theres not much difference, exept she is most likely a better cook and better in bed. So go for it! Older girls are my thing too, so you cant go wrong :)
Just dont try to get her drunk like a collegegirls.. girls in that age usually know how to drink :)


no need to add words to this post.. he's right

Dvae 09-06-2008 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 14712817)
Damn this a hot topic. I want to start a cougar club, kinda like the fight club, that would be awesome.

That was a great movie
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k3VonKZswgA

dynastoned 09-06-2008 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 14708123)
Nah you're a fucking kid and I too thought I knew everything at that age. When you get older you start realizing you don't know as much as you thought you did.

haha you will someday day see what I mean young grasshoper.

The advice from guys is not bad but I really wanted to hear what the woman cougars of GFY had to say and they pretty much said what I thought they would.

young grasshoper lollll :error

bro you're a tool. you are the one on here asking about what are the intentions of this 40 year old thats been talking to you. obviously shes wants some young stinger. like i said im 22 and i already know that shit.

i was sitting in the bar at changs this week for lunch talkin to this cougar, that tells me shes married has an 18 year old daughter, owns a starbucks, and she gives me her card and tells me we should hook up saturday night for some cocktails. you should have seen all the attention i got from the 20yo hostesses after that broad left.

all you have to know is older broads don't play. they aren't there to talk about their new fucking iphone and how many games of beer pong you won this weekend like some dumb 20 year old blonde is. they like some conversation and maybe a drink or two but after that they want to get straight to the point. only because most KIDS like you don't know how to stop beating around the bush and straight up ask them if they wanna fuck is the main reason you have no experience with them.

fucking kid hahaha honestly that made me chuckle.. dude you don't know shit. i'm not one to brag but i've fucked more 30 year old women than 20 year olds. there are even a couple women in this industry that could attest to that. just because you don't know shit doesn't mean i don't. :2 cents:

Kudles 09-09-2008 04:48 PM

Enjoy the blowjob!

wtfent 09-09-2008 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned (Post 14716323)
young grasshoper lollll :error

bro you're a tool. you are the one on here asking about what are the intentions of this 40 year old thats been talking to you. obviously shes wants some young stinger. like i said im 22 and i already know that shit.

i was sitting in the bar at changs this week for lunch talkin to this cougar, that tells me shes married has an 18 year old daughter, owns a starbucks, and she gives me her card and tells me we should hook up saturday night for some cocktails. you should have seen all the attention i got from the 20yo hostesses after that broad left.

all you have to know is older broads don't play. they aren't there to talk about their new fucking iphone and how many games of beer pong you won this weekend like some dumb 20 year old blonde is. they like some conversation and maybe a drink or two but after that they want to get straight to the point. only because most KIDS like you don't know how to stop beating around the bush and straight up ask them if they wanna fuck is the main reason you have no experience with them.

fucking kid hahaha honestly that made me chuckle.. dude you don't know shit. i'm not one to brag but i've fucked more 30 year old women than 20 year olds. there are even a couple women in this industry that could attest to that. just because you don't know shit doesn't mean i don't. :2 cents:

Haha you're funny dude. This post was never about fucking, more about relating to her Intellectually. I'm glad I'm worth all the writing though. You cute little peep squeak, you. :winkwink:

By the way you are on my ignore now so don't waste your time.

MrAwesome 09-09-2008 05:39 PM

you'll more than likely get schooled

beemk 09-09-2008 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 14730823)
Haha you're funny dude. This post was never about fucking, more about relating to her Intellectually. I'm glad I'm worth all the writing though. You cute little peep squeak, you. :winkwink:

By the way you are on my ignore now so don't waste your time.

what? you mean guys go for older chicks for the conversation?

tony286 09-09-2008 10:54 PM

this thread is funny on many levels. lol

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-09-2008 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14704656)
Turn the lights down before she gets naked.

Thats only for girls your age doll :1orglaugh

Wtfent..Have fun..take notes, fuck fuck fuck..cause that is probably all she wants.

Sharky 09-09-2008 11:11 PM

I've only dated one woman over 40 and have to agree WITH all that was said here man. Hold on to your hat, you are in for a wild (and pleasurable) ride! bring plenty of water and pack your a-game. She will out-fuck you, out wit you and leave you with your head spinning.... You WILL come back for more... if she lets you!


As someone mentioned earlier.. BFE (Boyfriend expeRience...). Make her feel good, listen to her and DON'T BE BORING!

Trixie 09-09-2008 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14704656)
Turn the lights down before she gets naked.

I hate to break it to you but SHE WILL KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS EVEN WITH THE LIGHTS OFF.

Trixie 09-10-2008 12:06 AM

My advice is that not all women are the same so generic advice is pretty much useless. But what the hell, here's mine:

Know your place in the world; you are her inferior. Don't act like you're her equal in life experiences, knowledge of wine or film or ANYTHING unless you want her to laugh at you. Don't act like Red Robin is fine dining or let her know you've never bought a meal anywhere besides taco bell unless it's because you honestly don't have money and you say so. Don't try to be good at being HER age, just be good at being YOUR age (without assuming she'll be interested in doing whatever it you like to do, besides fucking).

And above all, don't try to teach her "new" tricks about her body like you know shit about her pussy that she hasn't already figured out a la "I saw Cytherea do this in a porno and now I think YOU should squirt twenty five feet".

tony286 09-10-2008 12:17 AM

Just because she is older doesn't mean she is a woman of the world. She could of been sitting in a trailer park for 40 yrs. lol Also age does not make one good in bed. A 40 yr old can suck just as much as a 20 yr old. It's the person. Here is my advice just be you, if she said yes there was something she liked about you. Just be you.

davidd 09-10-2008 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 14704680)
She has a beautiful body, nothing to worry about there.

Clothes add a level of obfuscation that sometimes confuses the perception of what she will look like naked. 18 to 25 clothes or no clothes the perception matches the reality 98% of the time. 25 to 30 wildcard variables pop up. 30 to 35 more wildcards. 35-40 a large percentage of women (and men) are losing it by this point unless they are really on top of it and even by then you are getting the effects of the sun damage, alcohol damage, and more importantly... the effects of gravity and the degradation of the skin's elasticity.

If your 40 year old has had kids and a normal 20 years of cock... watch out. You will definitely want to take baddog's advice.

davidd 09-10-2008 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie (Post 14732122)
My advice is that not all women are the same so generic advice is pretty much useless. But what the hell, here's mine:

Know your place in the world; you are her inferior. Don't act like you're her equal in life experiences, knowledge of wine or film or ANYTHING unless you want her to laugh at you. Don't act like Red Robin is fine dining or let her know you've never bought a meal anywhere besides taco bell unless it's because you honestly don't have money and you say so. Don't try to be good at being HER age, just be good at being YOUR age (without assuming she'll be interested in doing whatever it you like to do, besides fucking).

And above all, don't try to teach her "new" tricks about her body like you know shit about her pussy that she hasn't already figured out a la "I saw Cytherea do this in a porno and now I think YOU should squirt twenty five feet".

You forgot to add:

Do not "take it easy" the first time. You need to show her how "young people" do it. If she is new to the track because of a recent divorce you need to make it easier for yourself and for those that will come after you. You will be doing her in the ass... you will be finishing in her mouth regardless of what orifice got you to the point of completion.

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fatfoo 09-10-2008 08:29 AM

so did you do her yet, or what

Suede2 09-10-2008 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidd (Post 14732247)
You forgot to add:

Do not "take it easy" the first time. You need to show her how "young people" do it. If she is new to the track because of a recent divorce you need to make it easier for yourself and for those that will come after you. You will be doing her in the ass... you will be finishing in her mouth regardless of what orifice got you to the point of completion.

I'll testify to that.. The last two girls both went ass to mouth without even being asked.. Who was I to say no? :pimp

BlackCrayon 09-10-2008 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie (Post 14732122)
My advice is that not all women are the same so generic advice is pretty much useless. But what the hell, here's mine:

Know your place in the world; you are her inferior. Don't act like you're her equal in life experiences, knowledge of wine or film or ANYTHING unless you want her to laugh at you. Don't act like Red Robin is fine dining or let her know you've never bought a meal anywhere besides taco bell unless it's because you honestly don't have money and you say so. Don't try to be good at being HER age, just be good at being YOUR age (without assuming she'll be interested in doing whatever it you like to do, besides fucking).

And above all, don't try to teach her "new" tricks about her body like you know shit about her pussy that she hasn't already figured out a la "I saw Cytherea do this in a porno and now I think YOU should squirt twenty five feet".

Sounds like someone has a chip on their shoulder.

tranza 09-10-2008 08:52 AM

Good luck man!

moneybiz 09-10-2008 08:53 AM

i hooked up with a girl that age once and her pussy was the most foul smell ever. I almost puked no joke and she told me she douched in the bathroom right before we about to fuck.

Imortyl Pussycat 09-10-2008 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharky (Post 14731964)
She will out-fuck you, out wit you and leave you with your head spinning.... You WILL come back for more... if she lets you!


this is all the boy needs to know, schools out!

Suede2 09-10-2008 09:12 AM

Unfortunately they want you to come back when you have shown them something and you really don't wish to return.. That's when they turn in to Bunny Boilers........

Sharky 09-10-2008 12:28 PM

Well... how did it go?

Ycaza 09-10-2008 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14704644)
to shut up, look cute and get it up fast and often.

This is the best advice. when i was in my 20's I dated and fucked lots of 35-40 somethings, never any expectations, never any bullshit. If you in your 20's she is not looking to you to be a boyfriend, provider, or father. You don't know anything about those things as far as she knows, but you are young and strong and horny. I am 45 now, there is a huge difference, between me at 25 and me at 45. thats just the way it is. good luck brother

mrwilson 09-11-2008 12:19 AM

hit and run imo.
They only want kids and cuddles.


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