40 yearold chick? How about a barf bag? :1orglaugh

Go back to school, little boy. ;)

She most be really beautiful, isn't she?

Its actually his mom...

in my experience, a cougar knows right off that bat if she's going to sleep with you not. chatting about things you might have in common are pretty slim, so consider keeping the conversation erotic. i was 27, she was smokin at 48. we skipped the usual foreplay, fucked like animals as soon as her door opened, and saved dinner for later. NOW we had something to talk about while getting liquored up for round 2. i have learned that cougars fucking LOVE wine like youngins LOVE 40 ounces and weed. so keep a bottle on stand by if you game needs help closing the deal.

DAM MUTHA FUCKA PIMP GAME ON YOU DO YA THANG HOMEBOY BOOYASHAKA

dude honestly just be yourself she honestly took you out for a reason in the firstplace. Alot of 40 years old women who go after younger guys are just trying to feel young again.

By being yourself and "young" it will help her have a good time.

Do not try to act "over matured" or you will make her feel like an old woman and that defeats the purpose of the cougar young guy relationship.


MAKE SURE YOU FUCK HER HARD LIKE A REAL YOUNG STUD
these old women are looking to be rejuvenated and want some young dick that will have some endurance behind it. pound her all night and all morning, show her why young guys are better then old farts. thats what she really wants out of you.

PLAY ON PLAYA

:disgust I can't believe you said that:error

metaman is gfy's resident pua

also, claiming that she is hot means that if you dont take pictures it never happened.

If you are lucky you will get wiped down with a warm cloth afterwards ... that's what happened to me when I was in my 20's with an older woman ... everybody should do it once or twice...

Sorry that was probably *the* dumbest thing i've ever said on this forum.

:1orglaugh that is absolutely right girl! :thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Pics or it didn't happen...

I guess it will be almost the same for you .. age does not really change too much :)

bring her AARP card for her 10% discount ... the money saved will help on astroglide

Kudos for realizing your ignorance. :) Welcome back to the world of (some) adults. :)

Depends on what you are doing with her. If you are going for dinner in a restaurant then have a few glasses of wine (admittedly I think Jaegermeister is wine) and see what happens.

If she's going to yours or vice versa then it's pretty much on. And you will be very tired in the morning.. I had something similar on saturday night and went to sleep about 5am. I was then awoken at 9am with the phrase "Shall I have a shower or are you gonna fuck me again first?" I think that says it all..

There are pics but I don't know any of you well enough to share..

uhhhhhhh

dude im 22 and even i know the answer to that.

Women of GFY rocks! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

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Compliment her on her crystal candy bowl she has on her coffee table.

Don't play too much with her doylies.

Its better you just don't talk either. If she asked you out, its cause she already wants to fuck you. Unlike 20 something year olds, cougars usually know what they want and how to get it.

havin been on both sides of gamitt dating woman half my age and 10 -15 my elders .. Like the board cougars (ya know I luv ya) mentioned .. 40 year olds can sustain longer then 20 year olds ... so be on in best form (y might want some aids ie: toys, creams or a good squirt hand) she will throw you if you can't sustain her sexually ..LOL

I can't wait for my wife to be 40 LOL

stick it in here ass. all the 40+ chicks love this.

Im 28 and I wouldnt mind dating a 40 year old. But I dont think I could be together with her!

be serious. talk slowly. mean what you say. look straight in her eyes. and then fuck her madly.

I prefer older women as well, and at my age, something has to change soon, or its gonna get nasty.

Nah you're a fucking kid and I too thought I knew everything at that age. When you get older you start realizing you don't know as much as you thought you did.

haha you will someday day see what I mean young grasshoper.

The advice from guys is not bad but I really wanted to hear what the woman cougars of GFY had to say and they pretty much said what I thought they would.

chances are if shes dating someone younger its because she probably thinks guys her age are boring. take her out and do something fun, and show that you have your shit together and aren't as immature as most guys your age.

My advice is to date her daughter

Her daughter is 9, no thanks, hahaha

haha that was funny.

i mean the one she hasn't told you about yet cuz she doesn't want to scare you off

hey don't think just do it if you wanna fuck :)

Hit her and left nothing behind :)

Haha, I thought I was the only one who did this! But I'm not quite 30 yet... :upsidedow

Don't dress like you are in your avatar and you'll be fine.

whatever you do, don't call her MOM!