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DickDarkness · 09-02-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloShawn

Answer me this: How did Goofy have a kid and no wife? What happened to Max's mother - did she OD after she realized she got knocked up by Goofy? Was she thrown in jail after doing a nude shoot on a playground? Ee need answers!

I have my people looking into it.

Answers soon, stay tuned

DickDarkness · 09-02-2008, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloShawn

Answer me this: How did Goofy have a kid and no wife?

According to wikipedia, he was a widow

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goof_Troop

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Originally Posted by GigoloShawn

What happened to Max's mother - did she OD after she realized she got knocked up by Goofy? Was she thrown in jail after doing a nude shoot on a playground? Ee need answers!

Penny

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Who is Penny and why does she rate an entry? First, because she seems to have played a major roll in Minnie's early life, forming the third in a trio of comadres akin to that of the Mickey, Donald and Goofy trio. Second, because she may be the mysterious mate of Goofy and mother of Max. This supposition is formed based on a few commonalties. She and Goofy are both dogfaces, has reddish-auburn hair and a red nose similar to the adult Mrs. Goofy: that briefly appeared in a few Goofy cartoons, and similar to the attributes of young "Goofy Junior" before his hair, nose and ears turned black.

That is all I could dig up.

Hope it helps

GigoloShawn · 09-02-2008, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DickDarkness

According to wikipedia, he was a widow

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goof_Troop

Penny

That is all I could dig up.

Hope it helps

I'm not sure what amuses me more - that you looked this up, or that this information actually exists.

DickDarkness · 09-02-2008, 05:44 PM

As long as we're both amused, I call it a win

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I'm right there if you get lonely
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Close your eyes
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DickDarkness · 09-02-2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Hey there Dick Darkness
...

Thank You, We'll call you.

Next.

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DickDarkness · 09-02-2008, 06:40 PM

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i wrote that for you

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DickDarkness · 09-02-2008, 08:22 PM

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Hi mali, glad you can join us and post the oldest and most played out gif you have.

DickDarkness · 09-02-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Hi mali, glad you can join us and post the oldest and most played out gif you have.

Do you need me to call whine - one - one ?

Kimo · 09-02-2008, 09:01 PM

choo choo

if you feel like dancing

then come on

its up to you

we got the sound to keep ya gettin down down

the train is comin thru

pew pew pew

DickDarkness · 09-02-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DickDarkness

I suggest you stay out of this Kimo.

You are too smart to get involved.

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Originally Posted by Kimo

choo choo

if you feel like dancing

then come on

its up to you

we got the sound to keep ya gettin down down

the train is comin thru

pew pew pew

Kimo, are you fucking blind?

You don't need this bro-
Leave this thread and NEVER come back.

You're starting to piss me off.

Kimo · 09-02-2008, 09:06 PM

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DickDarkness · 09-02-2008, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimo

pissin me offfff!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qUElCpJh8R4

Malicious Biz · 09-02-2008, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Hi mali, glad you can join us and post the oldest and most played out gif you have.

I know, it's like what? 3.. 4 years old.. but even today.. everytime I lay eyes on it I bust out laughing. :P

Can't fuck wit a classic.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-02-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

I know, it's like what? 3.. 4 years old.. but even today.. everytime I lay eyes on it I bust out laughing. :P

Can't fuck wit a classic.

that other one is better, that you photoshopped my head on the oscar meyer weiner guy

DickDarkness · 09-02-2008, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

I know, it's like what? 3.. 4 years old.. but even today.. everytime I lay eyes on it I bust out laughing. :P

Can't fuck wit a classic.

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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-02-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

My ff blocks the image, I have to go to IE to see it... lmao

DickDarkness · 09-03-2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

My ff blocks the image, I have to go to IE to see it... lmao

Firefox was doing you a favor

Malicious Biz · 09-03-2008, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

that other one is better, that you photoshopped my head on the oscar meyer weiner guy

is the phallic symbolism? :P

Malicious Biz · 09-03-2008, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

My ff blocks the image, I have to go to IE to see it... lmao

even firefox doesn't like you. :P

DickDarkness · 09-03-2008, 02:43 AM

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DickDarkness · 09-03-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

hi guys. Just got out of jail, it was fun.

Welcome back Josh.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-03-2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DickDarkness

Welcome back Josh.

thanks, was a mistake between me and the courthouse on a ticket i got, and instead of contacting me, they issued a warrant, so i got it all taken care of this morning, and just had to sleep at the police department until the am. went in at 4am got out at 9:15am, so it wasn't bad, got free breakfast out of it.

DickDarkness · 09-03-2008, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

thanks, was a mistake between me and the courthouse on a ticket i got, and instead of contacting me, they issued a warrant, so i got it all taken care of this morning, and just had to sleep at the police department until the am. went in at 4am got out at 9:15am, so it wasn't bad, got free breakfast out of it.

I booked that little reservation for you.

Did the escorts I ordered show up on time?

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