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  • DickDarkness
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2008
    • 186
    #51
    Originally posted by GigoloShawn
    Answer me this: How did Goofy have a kid and no wife? What happened to Max's mother - did she OD after she realized she got knocked up by Goofy? Was she thrown in jail after doing a nude shoot on a playground? Ee need answers!
    I have my people looking into it.

    Answers soon, stay tuned

    I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

    The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
    The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

    So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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      • DickDarkness
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2008
        • 186
        #52
        Originally posted by GigoloShawn
        Answer me this: How did Goofy have a kid and no wife?
        According to wikipedia, he was a widow

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goof_Troop

        Originally posted by GigoloShawn
        What happened to Max's mother - did she OD after she realized she got knocked up by Goofy? Was she thrown in jail after doing a nude shoot on a playground? Ee need answers!

        Penny

        Who is Penny and why does she rate an entry? First, because she seems to have played a major roll in Minnie's early life, forming the third in a trio of comadres akin to that of the Mickey, Donald and Goofy trio. Second, because she may be the mysterious mate of Goofy and mother of Max. This supposition is formed based on a few commonalties. She and Goofy are both dogfaces, has reddish-auburn hair and a red nose similar to the adult Mrs. Goofy: that briefly appeared in a few Goofy cartoons, and similar to the attributes of young "Goofy Junior" before his hair, nose and ears turned black.
        That is all I could dig up.

        Hope it helps


        I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

        The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
        The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

        So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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          • GigoloShawn
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2007
            • 700
            #53
            Originally posted by DickDarkness
            According to wikipedia, he was a widow

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goof_Troop

            Penny

            That is all I could dig up.

            Hope it helps

            I'm not sure what amuses me more - that you looked this up, or that this information actually exists.
            I no longer represent TrafficGigolos, please contact Justin or Rebecca with any issues.

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              • DickDarkness
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2008
                • 186
                #54
                As long as we're both amused, I call it a win

                I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                  • fatfoo
                    ICQ:649699063
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 27763
                    #55
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    1. insert penis in hole.
                    2. enjoy gay sex
                    Send me an email: [email protected]

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                      • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                        • Dec 2005
                        • 9395
                        #56
                        fags.....

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                          • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                            • Jan 2004
                            • 16502
                            #57
                            Hey there Dick Darkness
                            What's it like in Los Angeles?
                            I'm a thousand miles away
                            But girl tonight you look so pretty
                            Yes you do
                            Rodney King's Beating can't shine as bright as you
                            I swear it's true

                            Hey there Dick Darkness
                            Don't you worry about the distance
                            I'm right there if you get lonely
                            Give this song another listen
                            Close your eyes
                            Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
                            I'm by your side

                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            What you do to me

                            Hey there Dick Darkness
                            I know times are getting hard
                            But just believe me girl
                            Someday I'll pay the bills with this porn
                            We'll have it good
                            We'll have the life we knew we would
                            My word is good

                            Hey there Dick Darkness
                            I've got so much left to say
                            If every simple description I write about that bitch's big tits
                            Would take your breath away
                            I'd write it all
                            Even more in love with me you'd fall
                            We'd have it all

                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            Oh it's what you do to me

                            A thousand miles seems pretty far
                            But they've got planes and trains and cars
                            I'd walk to you if I had no other way
                            Our friends will all make fun of us
                            and we'll just laugh along because we know
                            That none of them have felt this way
                            Dick Darkness I can promise you
                            That by the time we get through
                            The world will never ever be the same
                            And you're to blame

                            Hey there Dick Darkness
                            You be good and don't you miss me
                            Two more years and you'll be done with rehab
                            And I'll be making history like I do
                            You'll know it's all because of you
                            We can do whatever we want to
                            Hey there Dick Darkness here's to you
                            This one's for you

                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            Oh it's what you do to me
                            What you do to me

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                              • DickDarkness
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 186
                                #58
                                Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                Hey there Dick Darkness
                                ...



                                Thank You, We'll call you.

                                Next.

                                I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                    • Jan 2004
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                                    #59
                                    i wrote that for you

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                                      • DickDarkness
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2008
                                        • 186
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                        i wrote that for you

                                        I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                        The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                        The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                        So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                          • mechanicvirus
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                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 4219
                                            #61

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                                              • mechanicvirus
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                                                • 4219
                                                #62
                                                zango

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                                                    #63

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                                                      • mechanicvirus
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                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 4219
                                                        #64
                                                        pre-x cross s4les

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                                                          • mechanicvirus
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                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 4219
                                                            #65
                                                            it's my money and i need it now

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                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 16502
                                                                #66
                                                                tube sites

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                                                                  • DickDarkness
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                                    • 186
                                                                    #67


                                                                    WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO!

                                                                    GOSH

                                                                    I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                    The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                    The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                    So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                        • 16502
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Gawsh!!!!

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                                                                          • Phoenix
                                                                            BACON BACON BACON
                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 35475
                                                                            #69

                                                                            Telegram PhoenixBrad
                                                                            https://quantads.io

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                                                                              • DickDarkness
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Mar 2008
                                                                                • 186
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by Phoenix


                                                                                I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                  • Malicious Biz
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                                    • 4575
                                                                                    #71

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                                                                                      • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                        • 16502
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Hi mali, glad you can join us and post the oldest and most played out gif you have.

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                                                                                          • DickDarkness
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                                                            • 186
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Originally posted by Malicious Biz


                                                                                            Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                            Hi mali, glad you can join us and post the oldest and most played out gif you have.
                                                                                            Do you need me to call whine - one - one ?

                                                                                            I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                            The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                            The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                            So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                              • Kimo
                                                                                                ...
                                                                                                • Jan 2006
                                                                                                • 11542
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                choo choo

                                                                                                if you feel like dancing

                                                                                                then come on

                                                                                                its up to you


                                                                                                we got the sound to keep ya gettin down down

                                                                                                the train is comin thru


                                                                                                pew pew pew
                                                                                                ...

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                                                                                                  • DickDarkness
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                                                                    • 186
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Originally posted by DickDarkness
                                                                                                    I suggest you stay out of this Kimo.

                                                                                                    You are too smart to get involved.
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Kimo
                                                                                                    choo choo

                                                                                                    if you feel like dancing

                                                                                                    then come on

                                                                                                    its up to you


                                                                                                    we got the sound to keep ya gettin down down

                                                                                                    the train is comin thru


                                                                                                    pew pew pew

                                                                                                    Kimo, are you fucking blind?

                                                                                                    You don't need this bro-
                                                                                                    Leave this thread and NEVER come back.

                                                                                                    You're starting to piss me off.

                                                                                                    I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                    The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                    The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                    So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                      • Kimo
                                                                                                        ...
                                                                                                        • Jan 2006
                                                                                                        • 11542
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        pissin me offfff!

                                                                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUElCpJh8R4
                                                                                                        ...

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                                                                                                          • mechanicvirus
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                                                            • 4219
                                                                                                            #77

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                                                                                                              • DickDarkness
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                • 186
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Originally posted by Kimo
                                                                                                                pissin me offfff!

                                                                                                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUElCpJh8R4

                                                                                                                I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                  • Malicious Biz
                                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                    • 4575
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                    Hi mali, glad you can join us and post the oldest and most played out gif you have.
                                                                                                                    I know, it's like what? 3.. 4 years old.. but even today.. everytime I lay eyes on it I bust out laughing. :P

                                                                                                                    Can't fuck wit a classic.

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                                                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                        • 16502
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                                                                                        I know, it's like what? 3.. 4 years old.. but even today.. everytime I lay eyes on it I bust out laughing. :P

                                                                                                                        Can't fuck wit a classic.
                                                                                                                        that other one is better, that you photoshopped my head on the oscar meyer weiner guy

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                                                                                                                          • DickDarkness
                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                            • 186
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                                                                                            I know, it's like what? 3.. 4 years old.. but even today.. everytime I lay eyes on it I bust out laughing. :P

                                                                                                                            Can't fuck wit a classic.


                                                                                                                            WAR HERO / HOT MILF 08

                                                                                                                            that fucking rules.

                                                                                                                            I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                            The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                            The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                            So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                              • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                • 9395
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                                                                                                My ff blocks the image, I have to go to IE to see it... lmao

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                                                                                                                                  • DickDarkness
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                                    • 186
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                                                                                    My ff blocks the image, I have to go to IE to see it... lmao
                                                                                                                                    Firefox was doing you a favor

                                                                                                                                    I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                    The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                    The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                    So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                                      • Malicious Biz
                                                                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                        • 4575
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                        that other one is better, that you photoshopped my head on the oscar meyer weiner guy
                                                                                                                                        is the phallic symbolism? :P
                                                                                                                                        Last edited by Malicious Biz; 09-02-2008, 11:32 PM.

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                                                                                                                                          • Malicious Biz
                                                                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                            • 4575
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                                                                                            My ff blocks the image, I have to go to IE to see it... lmao
                                                                                                                                            even firefox doesn't like you. :P

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                                                                                                                                              • DickDarkness
                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                                                • 186
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by Malicious Biz

                                                                                                                                                I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                                The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                                The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                                So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                                                  • Manowar
                                                                                                                                                    jellyfish  
                                                                                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                    • 71528
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                                                                                    1. insert penis in hole.
                                                                                                                                                    2. enjoy gay sex

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                                                                                                                                                      • DickDarkness
                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                                                        • 186
                                                                                                                                                        #88
                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Manowar
                                                                                                                                                        That is so page 1.

                                                                                                                                                        Catch up.

                                                                                                                                                        I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                                        The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                                        The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                                        So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                                                          • sicone
                                                                                                                                                            Retired
                                                                                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                            • 18453
                                                                                                                                                            #89
                                                                                                                                                            I'm steppin a bit late to say high

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                                                                                                                                                              • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                • 16502
                                                                                                                                                                #90
                                                                                                                                                                hi guys. Just got out of jail, it was fun.

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                                                                                                                                                                  • DickDarkness
                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                                                                    • 186
                                                                                                                                                                    #91
                                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                                                    hi guys. Just got out of jail, it was fun.
                                                                                                                                                                    Welcome back Josh.

                                                                                                                                                                    I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                                                    The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                                                    The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                                                    So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                        • 16502
                                                                                                                                                                        #92
                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by DickDarkness
                                                                                                                                                                        Welcome back Josh.
                                                                                                                                                                        thanks, was a mistake between me and the courthouse on a ticket i got, and instead of contacting me, they issued a warrant, so i got it all taken care of this morning, and just had to sleep at the police department until the am. went in at 4am got out at 9:15am, so it wasn't bad, got free breakfast out of it.

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                                                                                                                                                                          • DickDarkness
                                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                                                                            • 186
                                                                                                                                                                            #93
                                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                                                            thanks, was a mistake between me and the courthouse on a ticket i got, and instead of contacting me, they issued a warrant, so i got it all taken care of this morning, and just had to sleep at the police department until the am. went in at 4am got out at 9:15am, so it wasn't bad, got free breakfast out of it.
                                                                                                                                                                            I booked that little reservation for you.

                                                                                                                                                                            Did the escorts I ordered show up on time?

                                                                                                                                                                            I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?

                                                                                                                                                                            The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
                                                                                                                                                                            The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

                                                                                                                                                                            So, I'm on the first tee with him...

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