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Old 09-01-2008, 05:33 AM   #1
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FACT: If someone near you farts

You will have in your mouth what was in his ass 2 seconds before.
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Old 09-01-2008, 05:35 AM   #2
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Old 09-01-2008, 05:57 AM   #3
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Old 09-01-2008, 06:06 AM   #4
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You will have in your mouth what was in his ass 2 seconds before.
This actually made me laugh. x
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so you are a mouth breather?
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Old 09-01-2008, 06:09 AM   #6
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so you are a mouth breather?
It seems he is close enough to everyone's Asshole to be concerned.
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Old 09-01-2008, 06:10 AM   #7
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It seems he is close enough to everyone's Asshole to be concerned.

you got that shit right
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Old 09-01-2008, 06:41 AM   #8
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FACT: If someone near you farts You will have in your mouth what was in his ass 2 seconds before.
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Old 09-01-2008, 08:29 AM   #9
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Old 09-01-2008, 08:30 AM   #10
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You will have in your mouth what was in his ass 2 seconds before.

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Old 09-01-2008, 10:01 AM   #11
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Old 09-01-2008, 10:05 AM   #12
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You will have in your mouth what was in his ass 2 seconds before.
Fag. God damn you are fucking pathetic.

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Old 09-01-2008, 10:06 AM   #13
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Fag. God damn you are fucking pathetic.

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Wow, that makes so much sense you fucking dumb imbecile. I know youre really trying hard to get back at me but at least do it with something that makes sense so you dont look like the clown yourself
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Wow, that makes so much sense you fucking dumb imbecile. I know youre really trying hard to get back at me but at least do it with something that makes sense so you dont look like the clown yourself
made sense to me.

what are you?
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Old 09-01-2008, 10:09 AM   #15
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Its so funny to see how you try to counter attack by adding random insults and "noob" where it totally doesnt make sense. Thats how fucking simple you are. Dumb kid.
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Old 09-01-2008, 10:10 AM   #16
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Wow, that makes so much sense you fucking dumb imbecile. I know youre really trying hard to get back at me but at least do it with something that makes sense so you dont look like the clown yourself
You are soo fucking pathetic. You talk big to try and hide the fact you are a clueless newb.

Damn being here since 2002 has done nothing for you..

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Old 09-01-2008, 10:16 AM   #17
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You are soo fucking pathetic. You talk big to try and hide the fact you are a clueless newb.

Damn being here since 2002 has done nothing for you..
Im willing to bet i make more per week than you do in 2 months you dumb faggot assclown. Youre clueless. Youre just a dumb stoned kid who hangs on this forum all day trying to act like "one of the boys"
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Old 09-01-2008, 10:21 AM   #19
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Im willing to bet i make more per week than you do in 2 months you dumb faggot assclown. Youre clueless. Youre just a dumb stoned kid who hangs on this forum all day trying to act like "one of the boys"
Money? Hahahahahha.. Lookit you soo desperately trying to look better than me.. it's fucking sad..

And fuck.. keep calling me a kid.. maybe it will become a reality... I really want to be a kid again..

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Old 09-01-2008, 10:22 AM   #20
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made sense to me.

what are you?
What part of his post exactly made sense? He calls me pathetic because im telling something that will happen to everyone in that situation...that makes me pathetic how?
Nevermind, you wont have a normal answer just some more nonsense.

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Old 09-01-2008, 10:24 AM   #21
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So part of his post exactly made sense? He calls me pathetic because im telling something that will happen to everyone in that situation...that makes me pathetic how?
Nevermind, you wont have a normal answer just some more nonsense.
AHHAAHAHAH. Look how seriously you take this.

How old are you talking about farts? and particles of shit getting into someone's mouth?

And you are calling me a kid?

Grow the fuck up you pathetic loser.

I'll add to it.. Your logic is also flawed.. because often when you are near someone who farts.. they are wearing underwear and pants.. that acts a filter to restrain the particles of feces from enterting said air.. Just the odor is released from that area..

I dunno about you.. well I do know about you.. You like to have your mouth right up to everyone's ass..

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Money? Hahahahahha.. Lookit you soo desperately trying to look better than me.. it's fucking sad..

And fuck.. keep calling me a kid.. maybe it will become a reality... I really want to be a kid again..
Shit sorry man, i really thought you were a kid. I feel even more sorry for you know. Fuck how can a grown up person be at your level
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Old 09-01-2008, 10:28 AM   #24
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Shit sorry man, i really thought you were a kid. I feel even more sorry for you know. Fuck how can a grown up person be at your level
A grown up person? who the fuck talks like that? hahahaha. The word you wanted was "Adult" ...

I win.

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I'm glad this has never happened to me..
Uh it probably happened 5 times already just today.
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So part of his post exactly made sense? He calls me pathetic because im telling something that will happen to everyone in that situation...that makes me pathetic how?
Nevermind, you wont have a normal answer just some more nonsense.
It's pathetic that you waste your time posting some shit about farts that only a 3rd grader would find entertaining, that is how. "Oh if he farts you're sucking poop particles out of his butt! giggle giggle, teeheehee".

What are you 8 years old? If you are a day older, you need to go grab your dictionary and reread the definition of imbecile.

DEF: 1. Psychology. a person of the second order in a former classification of mental retardation, above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 25 to 50.

Ya that's right you fucking dumb shit, the mental age of 7 or 8 years, exactly what your little retard comment conveys your mental age as. So take that and shove it up your ass you fucking genius.

Come back with whatever you'd like, i won;t be responding to you. You're a waste of time. I'm all for squabbling with the forum trolls, but you're not even fun or entertaining. Just sad...
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It's pathetic that you waste your time posting some shit about farts that only a 3rd grader would find entertaining, that is how. "Oh if he farts you're sucking poop particles out of his butt! giggle giggle, teeheehee".

What are you 8 years old? If you are a day older, you need to go grab your dictionary and reread the definition of imbecile.

DEF: 1. Psychology. a person of the second order in a former classification of mental retardation, above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 25 to 50.

Ya that's right you fucking dumb shit, the mental age of 7 or 8 years, exactly what your little retard comment conveys your mental age as. So take that and shove it up your ass you fucking genius.

Come back with whatever you'd like, i won;t be responding to you. You're a waste of time. I'm all for squabbling with the forum trolls, but you're not even fun or entertaining. Just sad...
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Old 09-01-2008, 10:37 AM   #29
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It's pathetic that you waste your time posting some shit about farts that only a 3rd grader would find entertaining, that is how. "Oh if he farts you're sucking poop particles out of his butt! giggle giggle, teeheehee".

What are you 8 years old? If you are a day older, you need to go grab your dictionary and reread the definition of imbecile.

DEF: 1. Psychology. a person of the second order in a former classification of mental retardation, above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 25 to 50.

Ya that's right you fucking dumb shit, the mental age of 7 or 8 years, exactly what your little retard comment conveys your mental age as. So take that and shove it up your ass you fucking genius.

Come back with whatever you'd like, i won;t be responding to you. You're a waste of time. I'm all for squabbling with the forum trolls, but you're not even fun or entertaining. Just sad...
Talking about wasting time faggot You just did the same thing why you called me pathetic, just a bit worse...wow thats smart
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Talking about wasting time faggot You just did the same thing why you called me pathetic, just a bit worse...wow thats smart
Frank, Can you at least TRY to make sense?
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Noone near you ever farted? That's quite amazing.
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