FACT: If someone near you farts
 

You will have in your mouth what was in his ass 2 seconds before.

Can I fart in your face? Or would you just rather I blow a load in your face?

It's just nature :)

This actually made me laugh. x

so you are a mouth breather?

It seems he is close enough to everyone's Asshole to be concerned.:helpme

:1orglaugh
you got that shit right

No Mensa meeting over Labour Day weekend?

I dont give a shit... muhahah

Get up off of your knees. :thumbsup

I don't mind farts at all ...

Fag. God damn you are fucking pathetic.

/yourself

Wow, that makes so much sense you fucking dumb imbecile. I know youre really trying hard to get back at me but at least do it with something that makes sense so you dont look like the clown yourself :1orglaugh

made sense to me.

what are you?
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Its so funny to see how you try to counter attack by adding random insults and "noob" where it totally doesnt make sense. Thats how fucking simple you are. Dumb kid.

You are soo fucking pathetic. You talk big to try and hide the fact you are a clueless newb.

Damn being here since 2002 has done nothing for you..

Im willing to bet i make more per week than you do in 2 months you dumb faggot assclown. Youre clueless. Youre just a dumb stoned kid who hangs on this forum all day trying to act like "one of the boys" :1orglaugh

This shit is funny...

Money? Hahahahahha.. Lookit you soo desperately trying to look better than me.. it's fucking sad..

And fuck.. keep calling me a kid.. maybe it will become a reality... I really want to be a kid again.. :(

What part of his post exactly made sense? He calls me pathetic because im telling something that will happen to everyone in that situation...that makes me pathetic how?
Nevermind, you wont have a normal answer just some more nonsense.

AHHAAHAHAH. Look how seriously you take this.

How old are you talking about farts? and particles of shit getting into someone's mouth?

And you are calling me a kid?

Grow the fuck up you pathetic loser.

I'll add to it.. Your logic is also flawed.. because often when you are near someone who farts.. they are wearing underwear and pants.. that acts a filter to restrain the particles of feces from enterting said air.. Just the odor is released from that area..

I dunno about you.. well I do know about you.. You like to have your mouth right up to everyone's ass..

Shit :1orglaugh sorry man, i really thought you were a kid. I feel even more sorry for you know. Fuck how can a grown up person be at your level :1orglaugh :error

I'm glad this has never happened to me..

A grown up person? who the fuck talks like that? hahahaha. The word you wanted was "Adult" ...

I win.

/yourself

Uh it probably happened 5 times already just today.

It's pathetic that you waste your time posting some shit about farts that only a 3rd grader would find entertaining, that is how. "Oh if he farts you're sucking poop particles out of his butt! giggle giggle, teeheehee".

What are you 8 years old? If you are a day older, you need to go grab your dictionary and reread the definition of imbecile.

DEF: 1. Psychology. a person of the second order in a former classification of mental retardation, above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 25 to 50.

Ya that's right you fucking dumb shit, the mental age of 7 or 8 years, exactly what your little retard comment conveys your mental age as. So take that and shove it up your ass you fucking genius.

Come back with whatever you'd like, i won;t be responding to you. You're a waste of time. I'm all for squabbling with the forum trolls, but you're not even fun or entertaining. Just sad...

Rectum breath?

p0wned. Wow. Frank's head just hit the floor.

Talking about wasting time faggot :1orglaugh You just did the same thing why you called me pathetic, just a bit worse...wow thats smart :1orglaugh

Frank, Can you at least TRY to make sense?

Weird question!

thanks for that info

Noone near you ever farted? That's quite amazing.

tastes like chicken