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Old 08-30-2008, 07:42 PM   #1
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For the first time in my life I dropped...

a piece of meat on the floor, steak to be exact, and I picked it up and ate it.

I swear it fucking tasted better than the other pieces I had already eaten.
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Old 08-30-2008, 07:45 PM   #2
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We are midway through a massive family gathering. I dropped one today while cooking lunch and put it back on the tray too. Then I watched from afar as my brother in law enjoyed it. There was no way I was tossing out such a nice piece of meat.
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Old 08-30-2008, 07:47 PM   #3
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There was no way I was tossing out such a nice piece of meat.
You like to keep nice meat inside. I dont blame ya..

WAY too easy hehe.
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Old 08-30-2008, 07:55 PM   #4
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Old 08-30-2008, 07:56 PM   #5
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We are midway through a massive family gathering. I dropped one today while cooking lunch and put it back on the tray too. Then I watched from afar as my brother in law enjoyed it. There was no way I was tossing out such a nice piece of meat.
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Old 08-30-2008, 07:58 PM   #6
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I'm going to head to bed now and leave my lappy on the table with this thread open. Hopefully he'll see it when he comes in for the night.

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Old 08-30-2008, 07:59 PM   #7
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The average person eats five pounds of dirt in their lifetime. Good job in not sweating the small stuff.
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I love you Ryan...as much as Jon Clark loves the cock. And I know you really know how much that is.
hehe awesome.. Now hit me up tomorrow and give me some video work to do.
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Old 08-30-2008, 08:26 PM   #11
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a piece of meat on the floor, steak to be exact, and I picked it up and ate it.

I swear it fucking tasted better than the other pieces I had already eaten.
A few hours earlier you stepped in dog shit and did not realize it.

You trecked this dog shit all over the exact same floor that you dropped the peice of steak on.

Dropping the steak on the floor imbedded deadly particles of feces all over that peice of steak which you just ate and is now festering with the othe bacterias in your stomach.

Lets talk in 36 hours let me know how you did and how much weight you lost.

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Old 08-30-2008, 08:31 PM   #12
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Lay off the bourbon and maybe you won't be stumbling around dropping quality cuts of meat on the ground.
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Old 08-30-2008, 08:45 PM   #13
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A few hours earlier you stepped in dog shit and did not realize it.

You trecked this dog shit all over the exact same floor that you dropped the peice of steak on.

Dropping the steak on the floor imbedded deadly particles of feces all over that peice of steak which you just ate and is now festering with the othe bacterias in your stomach.

Lets talk in 36 hours let me know how you did and how much weight you lost.

But what a way to go; that bite was so tasty!!
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