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For the first time in my life I dropped...
a piece of meat on the floor, steak to be exact, and I picked it up and ate it.
I swear it fucking tasted better than the other pieces I had already eaten. ![]()
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We are midway through a massive family gathering. I dropped one today while cooking lunch and put it back on the tray too. Then I watched from afar as my brother in law enjoyed it. There was no way I was tossing out such a nice piece of meat.
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Doin fine
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I'm going to head to bed now and leave my lappy on the table with this thread open. Hopefully he'll see it when he comes in for the night.
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The average person eats five pounds of dirt in their lifetime. Good job in not sweating the small stuff.
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I need a beer
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A little dirt didn't kill anybody
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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it's high in protein
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Doin fine
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You trecked this dog shit all over the exact same floor that you dropped the peice of steak on. Dropping the steak on the floor imbedded deadly particles of feces all over that peice of steak which you just ate and is now festering with the othe bacterias in your stomach. Lets talk in 36 hours let me know how you did and how much weight you lost. ![]() ![]() |
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Lay off the bourbon and maybe you won't be stumbling around dropping quality cuts of meat on the ground.
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