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Old 08-28-2008, 01:30 PM   #1
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:39 PM   #2
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LMAO....I like that one.
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:42 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by Vendzilla View Post
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
good one
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:42 PM   #4
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good one
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:53 PM   #5
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I LOL'd on that one
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Old 08-28-2008, 01:55 PM   #6
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:12 PM   #7
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That's an old one..
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:13 PM   #8
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:16 PM   #9
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Lolololololololololololololololol!!!

Nice one!!!
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:19 PM   #10
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old, but good.
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:21 PM   #11
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Careful with that joke, it's an antique.
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:25 PM   #12
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haha this is great
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Old 08-28-2008, 03:02 PM   #13
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hahahahahah
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Old 08-28-2008, 03:08 PM   #14
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That was funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:52 PM   #15
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Har har.old but still funny
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:59 PM   #16
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Lol...nice joke!!!....

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Old 08-28-2008, 08:33 PM   #17
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:35 PM   #18
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:37 PM   #19
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:40 PM   #20
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thats an LOL moment ... thats fo sho!
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Old 08-28-2008, 08:46 PM   #21
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:42 AM   #22
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:47 AM   #23
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