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Vendzilla 08-28-2008 01:30 PM

Quick Joke
 
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

VS_Eddie 08-28-2008 01:39 PM

LMAO....I like that one. :)

moeloubani 08-28-2008 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 14678934)
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh good one :thumbsup

ISPrime_dimi 08-28-2008 01:42 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
good one

Almost Evil 08-28-2008 01:53 PM

I LOL'd on that one:1orglaugh

firecracker 08-28-2008 01:55 PM

I love intellectual jokes! :thumbsup

nexcom28 08-28-2008 02:12 PM

That's an old one..

Marcus Aurelius 08-28-2008 02:13 PM

Nice one.

tranza 08-28-2008 02:16 PM

Lolololololololololololololololol!!!

Nice one!!!

DVTimes 08-28-2008 02:19 PM

old, but good.

aico 08-28-2008 02:21 PM

Careful with that joke, it's an antique.

_Richard_ 08-28-2008 02:25 PM

haha this is great

xxweekxx 08-28-2008 03:02 PM

hahahahahah

MBS Auto 08-28-2008 03:08 PM

That was funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spunky 08-28-2008 06:52 PM

Har har.old but still funny

CashCandy1 08-28-2008 06:59 PM

Lol...nice joke!!!....

Regards,

Julie
cashcandy.com

HeavenLeeGoddess 08-28-2008 08:33 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

munki 08-28-2008 08:35 PM

win.......

shekinah 08-28-2008 08:37 PM

Such as smart ass!!!:1orglaugh

qxm 08-28-2008 08:40 PM

thats an LOL moment ... thats fo sho!

tony286 08-28-2008 08:46 PM

very funny good one

gimo33 08-29-2008 12:42 AM

lol.........

sinkiss 08-29-2008 12:47 AM

LOL smart guy


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