10 Facts You Don't Want To Know.... - GoFuckYourself.com

SunTzu · 10-28-2002, 09:51 AM

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces

Have a nice day

KingK7 · 10-28-2002, 09:52 AM

Oh man, you just ruined McDonalds for me today... thanks

TFCash · 10-28-2002, 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by SunTzu
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

So are women masterbating more than men, or are they just not as clean ??

Tim

Firehorse · 10-28-2002, 09:56 AM

Focus on the positives!

Loch · 10-28-2002, 09:56 AM

Suddenly Michael Jackson way of life makes sence

SunTzu · 10-28-2002, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by hardcorehosting

So are women masterbating more than men, or are they just not as clean ??

Tim

i dunno but i'm gonna be shaking women's hands more often

GregP · 10-28-2002, 10:01 AM

Life in a bubble doesn't sound so bad now

jreaka · 10-28-2002, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by SunTzu

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

And that is a bad thing?

asuna · 10-28-2002, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by SunTzu

i dunno but i'm gonna be shaking women's hands more often

Shaking? Im gonna be licking them one by one!

playa · 10-28-2002, 10:27 AM

ya i read this also while taking a piss at a club bathroom

pink_in_the_middle · 10-28-2002, 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by SunTzu

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

I never wash my hands after

I use it as perfume...just dab a little behind the ears and away I go

playa · 10-28-2002, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

I never wash my hands after I use it as perfume...just dab a little behind the ears and away I go

that sounds very fishy

JohnnyRebel · 10-28-2002, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by SunTzu
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces

Have a nice day

1: thats why they have chrorine in the water...
2:most people wash their hands after "handling" their willy
3.as long as it`s from a chick I don`t mind...
4:bugs are full of proteins, so they are quite healthy actually
5: well, it`s better that they smell of pussy than old cheese...
6:.........................urk!
7:poor sods

8:at least I get a few days off from work, so weddings CAN be a good thing

9:It will probably improve my breath...
10: well, what are friends 4

RedShoe · 10-28-2002, 11:13 AM

fact: 85% of all statistics are made up.

NoCarrier · 10-28-2002, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by asuna

Shaking? Im gonna be licking them one by one!

Including grandma's hand ?

pink_in_the_middle · 10-28-2002, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by playa

that sounds very fishy

j/k
But I've heard the pharmons (? spelling?) really turn the guys on.
subconsciously they can spell your pussy

DarkJedi · 10-28-2002, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

j/k
But I've heard the pharmons (? spelling?) really turn the guys on.
subconsciously they can spell your pussy

uggh....
you still dont get it, do you ?

Exxxotica · 10-28-2002, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by SunTzu

10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces

...sharing chips with friends at La Caretta Mexican restraunt may also give you herpes.

pink_in_the_middle · 10-28-2002, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

uggh....
you still dont get it, do you ?

I got it but do you think if a girls pussy smelt like fish she'd be rubbing it on her neck?
Com'on now

My pussy is nothing but the finest nectar

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