10 Facts You Don't Want To Know....
 

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces

Have a nice day

Oh man, you just ruined McDonalds for me today... thanks

So are women masterbating more than men, or are they just not as clean ?? :1orglaugh



Tim
:Graucho

Focus on the positives!:1orglaugh

Suddenly Michael Jackson way of life makes sence :(

i dunno but i'm gonna be shaking women's hands more often :Graucho

Life in a bubble doesn't sound so bad now

And that is a bad thing?

Shaking? Im gonna be licking them one by one!

ya i read this also while taking a piss at a club bathroom

I never wash my hands after :Graucho I use it as perfume...just dab a little behind the ears and away I go :thumbsup

that sounds very fishy

1: thats why they have chrorine in the water...
2:most people wash their hands after "handling" their willy
3.as long as it`s from a chick I don`t mind...
4:bugs are full of proteins, so they are quite healthy actually
5: well, it`s better that they smell of pussy than old cheese...
6:.........................urk!
7:poor sods :(
8:at least I get a few days off from work, so weddings CAN be a good thing :)
9:It will probably improve my breath...
10: well, what are friends 4:helpme

fact: 85% of all statistics are made up.

Including grandma's hand ?

:1orglaugh j/k
But I've heard the pharmons (? spelling?) really turn the guys on.
subconsciously they can spell your pussy
:Graucho

uggh....
you still dont get it, do you ?

...sharing chips with friends at La Caretta Mexican restraunt may also give you herpes.

I got it but do you think if a girls pussy smelt like fish she'd be rubbing it on her neck?
Com'on now :winkwink:
My pussy is nothing but the finest nectar:thumbsup