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![]() yes. Unghh Girl tonight we're gonna make love You know how I know? Because it's Wednesday And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother's place and I teach her how to use the video machine again But Wednesday night is the night that we make love It's when everything is just right You're not too tired from your afterwork social netball team practice There's nothing good on TV. Mmmmm... Conditions are perfect for making love. You turn to me and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed. I've got work in the morning." I know what you're trying to say, baby. You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's business time." It's business It's business time I know what you're trying to say You're trying to say it's time for business It's business time Ooh It's business It's business time Aww aww yeah yeah The next thing you know we're in the bathroom brushing our teeth That's all part of it, that's foreplay. Foreplay is very important in love making Then you go sort out the recycling Which isn't part of the foreplay, but it's still very important That's not foreplay, but it's still very important. Then next thing you know we're in the bedroom You're wearin' that same old ugly, baggy T-shirt with a stain on it that you got from that team-building exercise you did for your old work several years ago "Team Building Exercise '99". I take off my clothes But I trip over my jeans 'cause I'm still wearing my shoes But it's okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance. The next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing Except for my socks And you know when I'm down to my socks what time it It's business time It's business It's business time When I'm down to my socks it's time for business That's why they're called business socks Ooh It's business It's business time Aww aww yeah yeah Making love Making love for Makin love for two Making love for two minutes When it's with me, you only need two minutes, girl 'Cause I'm so intense Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven You turn to me and say something sexy like, "Is that it?" I know what you're trying to say, girl You're trying to say, "Aw yeah, that's it" And then you tell me you want some more Well, uh... I'm not surprised But I am quite sleepy Mmm It's business It's business time Business hours are over, baby It's business It's business time |
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that's not cool
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Flight of the Conchords for the win.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2005
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What are they doing?
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No Refunds Issued.
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I love that show.
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awesome show
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