Man Steals Bear, Uses it for Sideshow Scam - GoFuckYourself.com

The Duck · 08-15-2008, 01:28 PM

Check his picture in the link at the bottom :D

"Wellford (WSPA) -- A South Carolina man is in jail after authorities say he stole a bear cub from an animal park in Wellford in the Upstate, and then charged people a dollar each to pet it.
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John Chadwick Montgomery, 31, was charged Tuesday with third-degree burglary and grand larceny.

Officials said he lured the 7-month-old cub from the Hollywild Animal Park Saturday night.

Joy Crawford says Montgomery, her cousin, pulled up into her driveway on Sunday and told her he had stolen a bear. "He said he just wanted a bear," says Crawford. "He's always been great with animals and has had a lot of exotic pets, so it really didn't surprise me. He has done a lot of stupid things."

Crawford says Montgomery told her the bear was not his initial target at Hollywild. Deputies say after breaking in, he tried to steal a capuchin monkey, but another monkey stopped the attempted abduction.

The cousin says the other monkey jumped on Montgomery's back and bit him.

Authorities say they are looking for two others, Anthony Derrick Elliot and Amy Brooke Mayberry, they believe helped Montgomery steal the bear."

Source: http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=65179

Snap3 · 08-15-2008, 01:50 PM

lmao wtf

CurrentlySober · 08-15-2008, 01:52 PM

Perfectly reasonable - its not like he could just 'buy' a bear cub is it?

topamillion · 08-15-2008, 01:58 PM

lol , this is hilarious.

u-Bob · 08-15-2008, 02:03 PM

lol

kowalsky · 08-15-2008, 02:20 PM

[QUOTE=kandah;14614391]"..it really didn't surprise me. He has done a lot of stupid things."

After see his face, yes, I am sure of that!

pentae · 08-15-2008, 04:53 PM

How much did he make? is there a bear affiliate program i can join?

AnniKN · 08-15-2008, 04:59 PM

OMG! The redneck cousin of Christian Bale!

The Duck · 08-16-2008, 01:56 AM

I wonder how you steal a bear though. Wouldnt it try to kill you or something?

hypedough · 08-16-2008, 02:35 AM

Amazing quote from the cousin.

seeandsee · 08-16-2008, 02:37 AM

rolf lmao

Antonio · 08-16-2008, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah

I wonder how you steal a bear though. Wouldnt it try to kill you or something?

it's a bear cub

Jens Van Assterdam · 08-16-2008, 04:57 AM

zoooomg!

Yngwie · 08-16-2008, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pentae

How much did he make? is there a bear affiliate program i can join?

http://www.petthebear.com/affiliates

Marcus Aurelius · 08-16-2008, 05:40 AM

"Crawford says Montgomery told her the bear was not his initial target at Hollywild. Deputies say after breaking in, he tried to steal a capuchin monkey, but another monkey stopped the attempted abduction.

The cousin says the other monkey jumped on Montgomery's back and bit him."

FAIL.

bobby666 · 08-16-2008, 06:32 AM

hehe nice found

Kudles · 08-20-2008, 02:29 PM

WTF!!! Shoot that guy in the ass for being an idiot

C-Bass · 08-20-2008, 02:54 PM

I could only imagine the thought process that happened before it all went down...

"I've got this great idea...."

"I shall steal a bear.......and charged people only $1 to pet it"

"I will be RICH in no time!"

Elli · 08-20-2008, 03:00 PM

How weird. That poor bear!

08-15-2008, 01:28 PM	#1
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