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The Duck 08-15-2008 01:28 PM

Man Steals Bear, Uses it for Sideshow Scam
 
Check his picture in the link at the bottom :D

"Wellford (WSPA) -- A South Carolina man is in jail after authorities say he stole a bear cub from an animal park in Wellford in the Upstate, and then charged people a dollar each to pet it.
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John Chadwick Montgomery, 31, was charged Tuesday with third-degree burglary and grand larceny.

Officials said he lured the 7-month-old cub from the Hollywild Animal Park Saturday night.

Joy Crawford says Montgomery, her cousin, pulled up into her driveway on Sunday and told her he had stolen a bear. "He said he just wanted a bear," says Crawford. "He's always been great with animals and has had a lot of exotic pets, so it really didn't surprise me. He has done a lot of stupid things."

Crawford says Montgomery told her the bear was not his initial target at Hollywild. Deputies say after breaking in, he tried to steal a capuchin monkey, but another monkey stopped the attempted abduction.

The cousin says the other monkey jumped on Montgomery's back and bit him.

Authorities say they are looking for two others, Anthony Derrick Elliot and Amy Brooke Mayberry, they believe helped Montgomery steal the bear."

Source: http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=65179

Snap3 08-15-2008 01:50 PM

lmao wtf

CurrentlySober 08-15-2008 01:52 PM

Perfectly reasonable - its not like he could just 'buy' a bear cub is it?

topamillion 08-15-2008 01:58 PM

lol , this is hilarious.

u-Bob 08-15-2008 02:03 PM

lol :)

kowalsky 08-15-2008 02:20 PM

[QUOTE=kandah;14614391]"..it really didn't surprise me. He has done a lot of stupid things."

After see his face, yes, I am sure of that!

pentae 08-15-2008 04:53 PM

How much did he make? is there a bear affiliate program i can join?

AnniKN 08-15-2008 04:59 PM

OMG! The redneck cousin of Christian Bale!

The Duck 08-16-2008 01:56 AM

I wonder how you steal a bear though. Wouldnt it try to kill you or something?

hypedough 08-16-2008 02:35 AM

Amazing quote from the cousin.

seeandsee 08-16-2008 02:37 AM

rolf lmao :)

Antonio 08-16-2008 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah (Post 14616796)
I wonder how you steal a bear though. Wouldnt it try to kill you or something?

it's a bear cub

Jens Van Assterdam 08-16-2008 04:57 AM

zoooomg!

Yngwie 08-16-2008 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pentae (Post 14615240)
How much did he make? is there a bear affiliate program i can join?


http://www.petthebear.com/affiliates

Marcus Aurelius 08-16-2008 05:40 AM

"Crawford says Montgomery told her the bear was not his initial target at Hollywild. Deputies say after breaking in, he tried to steal a capuchin monkey, but another monkey stopped the attempted abduction.

The cousin says the other monkey jumped on Montgomery's back and bit him."



FAIL.

bobby666 08-16-2008 06:32 AM

hehe nice found

Kudles 08-20-2008 02:29 PM

WTF!!! Shoot that guy in the ass for being an idiot

C-Bass 08-20-2008 02:54 PM

I could only imagine the thought process that happened before it all went down...

"I've got this great idea...."

"I shall steal a bear.......and charged people only $1 to pet it"

"I will be RICH in no time!"

:1orglaugh

Elli 08-20-2008 03:00 PM

How weird. That poor bear!


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