Jury duty tomorrow, wear my GFY tshirt? - GoFuckYourself.com

michaelsb · 08-18-2008, 05:09 PM

Damn, I got called in for jury duty tomorrow. I am tired of doing my civic duty... third time in 10 years.

The website says to dress as you would for a business meeting, my GoFuckYourself.com t-shirt would be appropriate for a meeting... think they would agree?

Maybe they will just dismiss me when I tell them I sell pornography for a living.

Spunky · 08-18-2008, 05:10 PM

Paint a swastika on your forehead and wear a free Manson t-shirt

Domain Diva · 08-18-2008, 05:11 PM

Go for it Michael

and make sure you take pics

DefaultMan · 08-18-2008, 05:11 PM

Good luck with all that

marketsmart · 08-18-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelsb

Damn, I got called in for jury duty tomorrow. I am tired of doing my civic duty... third time in 10 years.

The website says to dress as you would for a business meeting, my GoFuckYourself.com t-shirt would be appropriate for a meeting... think they would agree?

Maybe they will just dismiss me when I tell them I sell pornography for a living.

i triple dog dare you...

Jarmusch · 08-18-2008, 05:15 PM

Splash some blood on your face before you go in, then say "don't worry, it's not my blood".

Fresh · 08-18-2008, 05:17 PM

that or a goatse shirt

halfpint · 08-18-2008, 05:17 PM

lol yep do it or have a t-shirt printed with " I eat - sleep- work in the porn industry and have fucked 1000 teen girls in one month..I am a standup guy"

hankphone · 08-18-2008, 05:22 PM

when they ask if you have ever met or know the defendant just say "I don't know, they all look alike".

jonesonyou · 08-18-2008, 05:27 PM

That sucks man

GetSCORECash · 08-18-2008, 06:11 PM

How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.

Iron Fist · 08-18-2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fresh

that or a goatse shirt

Damm, I came in here just to say that...

Marcus Aurelius · 08-18-2008, 06:21 PM

I had several but they got stolen by jealous friends. :-(

2012 · 08-18-2008, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelsb

Damn, I got called in for jury duty tomorrow. I am tired of doing my civic duty... third time in 10 years.

The website says to dress as you would for a business meeting, my GoFuckYourself.com t-shirt would be appropriate for a meeting... think they would agree?

Maybe they will just dismiss me when I tell them I sell pornography for a living.

you'll probably sit there all day and they won't even call your name. keep your fingers crossed

baddog · 08-18-2008, 06:24 PM

nothing like a contempt of court to liven things up

NETbilling · 08-18-2008, 09:56 PM

Jury duty is as fun as you make it.... have a ball

Alky · 08-18-2008, 09:59 PM

i havent gotten to many notices ever... *knocks on wood*

OG LennyT · 08-18-2008, 10:01 PM

easy to get out of.. go to the court's website. No need to act a fool

JamesK · 08-18-2008, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash

How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.

make a few threads about it

Marcus Aurelius · 08-18-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

make a few threads about it

SmokeyTheBear · 08-18-2008, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash

How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.

you forgot to send us your address .

RP Fade · 08-18-2008, 10:51 PM

im in the system now, i've got a notice 3 times or so in the last 5 yrs.

stickyfingerz · 08-19-2008, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

nothing like a contempt of court to liven things up

Yup just what I was about to say. I think the Judge JUST might take someone where a shirt with profanity on it , on a very personal level. Disrespect to say the least. I've seen judges throw people out of court rooms for untucked shirts.

stickyfingerz · 08-19-2008, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash

How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.

1600 posts I believe it is when they send you a private message asking for your address. Check your pms soon as you hit 1600. You dont get access to the pm system till 1600 also.

Kudles · 08-19-2008, 12:45 PM

Wear it i dare you

Doctor Dre · 08-19-2008, 01:03 PM

Wear this shirT :

Violetta · 08-19-2008, 01:53 PM

don't think so

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