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michaelsb 08-18-2008 05:09 PM

Jury duty tomorrow, wear my GFY tshirt?
 
Damn, I got called in for jury duty tomorrow. I am tired of doing my civic duty... third time in 10 years.

The website says to dress as you would for a business meeting, my GoFuckYourself.com t-shirt would be appropriate for a meeting... think they would agree?

Maybe they will just dismiss me when I tell them I sell pornography for a living.

Spunky 08-18-2008 05:10 PM

Paint a swastika on your forehead and wear a free Manson t-shirt

Domain Diva 08-18-2008 05:11 PM

Go for it Michael :thumbsup and make sure you take pics :)

DefaultMan 08-18-2008 05:11 PM

Good luck with all that

marketsmart 08-18-2008 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelsb (Post 14626468)
Damn, I got called in for jury duty tomorrow. I am tired of doing my civic duty... third time in 10 years.

The website says to dress as you would for a business meeting, my GoFuckYourself.com t-shirt would be appropriate for a meeting... think they would agree?

Maybe they will just dismiss me when I tell them I sell pornography for a living.

i triple dog dare you... :thumbsup

Jarmusch 08-18-2008 05:15 PM

Splash some blood on your face before you go in, then say "don't worry, it's not my blood".

Fresh 08-18-2008 05:17 PM

that or a goatse shirt

halfpint 08-18-2008 05:17 PM

lol yep do it or have a t-shirt printed with " I eat - sleep- work in the porn industry and have fucked 1000 teen girls in one month..I am a standup guy"

hankphone 08-18-2008 05:22 PM

when they ask if you have ever met or know the defendant just say "I don't know, they all look alike".

jonesonyou 08-18-2008 05:27 PM

That sucks man

GetSCORECash 08-18-2008 06:11 PM

How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.

Iron Fist 08-18-2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fresh (Post 14626509)
that or a goatse shirt

Damm, I came in here just to say that... :2 cents:

Marcus Aurelius 08-18-2008 06:21 PM

I had several but they got stolen by jealous friends. :-(

2012 08-18-2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelsb (Post 14626468)
Damn, I got called in for jury duty tomorrow. I am tired of doing my civic duty... third time in 10 years.

The website says to dress as you would for a business meeting, my GoFuckYourself.com t-shirt would be appropriate for a meeting... think they would agree?

Maybe they will just dismiss me when I tell them I sell pornography for a living.

you'll probably sit there all day and they won't even call your name. keep your fingers crossed

baddog 08-18-2008 06:24 PM

nothing like a contempt of court to liven things up

NETbilling 08-18-2008 09:56 PM

Jury duty is as fun as you make it.... have a ball

Alky 08-18-2008 09:59 PM

i havent gotten to many notices ever... *knocks on wood*

OG LennyT 08-18-2008 10:01 PM

easy to get out of.. go to the court's website. No need to act a fool

JamesK 08-18-2008 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 14626877)
How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.

make a few threads about it

Marcus Aurelius 08-18-2008 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 14628429)
make a few threads about it


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :winkwink:

SmokeyTheBear 08-18-2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 14626877)
How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.

you forgot to send us your address .

RP Fade 08-18-2008 10:51 PM

im in the system now, i've got a notice 3 times or so in the last 5 yrs.

stickyfingerz 08-19-2008 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14626977)
nothing like a contempt of court to liven things up

Yup just what I was about to say. I think the Judge JUST might take someone where a shirt with profanity on it , on a very personal level. Disrespect to say the least. I've seen judges throw people out of court rooms for untucked shirts.

stickyfingerz 08-19-2008 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 14626877)
How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.

1600 posts I believe it is when they send you a private message asking for your address. Check your pms soon as you hit 1600. You dont get access to the pm system till 1600 also. :thumbsup

Kudles 08-19-2008 12:45 PM

Wear it i dare you

Doctor Dre 08-19-2008 01:03 PM

Wear this shirT :
http://www.micetrap.net/clothing/ArrestBlackBabies.gif

Violetta 08-19-2008 01:53 PM

don't think so :)


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