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Jury duty tomorrow, wear my GFY tshirt?
Damn, I got called in for jury duty tomorrow. I am tired of doing my civic duty... third time in 10 years.
The website says to dress as you would for a business meeting, my GoFuckYourself.com t-shirt would be appropriate for a meeting... think they would agree? Maybe they will just dismiss me when I tell them I sell pornography for a living. |
Paint a swastika on your forehead and wear a free Manson t-shirt
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Go for it Michael :thumbsup and make sure you take pics :)
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Good luck with all that
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Splash some blood on your face before you go in, then say "don't worry, it's not my blood".
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that or a goatse shirt
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lol yep do it or have a t-shirt printed with " I eat - sleep- work in the porn industry and have fucked 1000 teen girls in one month..I am a standup guy"
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when they ask if you have ever met or know the defendant just say "I don't know, they all look alike".
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That sucks man
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How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.
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I had several but they got stolen by jealous friends. :-(
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nothing like a contempt of court to liven things up
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Jury duty is as fun as you make it.... have a ball
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i havent gotten to many notices ever... *knocks on wood*
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easy to get out of.. go to the court's website. No need to act a fool
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im in the system now, i've got a notice 3 times or so in the last 5 yrs.
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Wear it i dare you
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Wear this shirT :
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don't think so :)
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