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Old 08-17-2008, 04:06 PM   #1
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I just got these new designer jeans...
and someone is going to get kicked in the face REAL SOON...
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Old 08-17-2008, 04:11 PM   #2
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Old 08-17-2008, 04:11 PM   #3
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did you get the boots too? the jeans are nothing without those boots
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Old 08-17-2008, 04:15 PM   #4
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did you get the boots too? the jeans are nothing without those boots
...and the mustach and haircut...
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Old 08-17-2008, 04:15 PM   #5
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did you get the boots too? the jeans are nothing without those boots
no, not yet... not sure if i should get 2 tone leather or some type of snakeskin...
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Old 08-17-2008, 04:18 PM   #6
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do you have mustache like Stalin and a white affliction shirt to go along with your new jeans
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Old 08-17-2008, 04:46 PM   #7
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do you have mustache like Stalin and a white affliction shirt to go along with your new jeans
hello OMG Marina...

did you and LL miss me in fl?

i blew up some pics of you and LL and made lifesize cardboard cutouts of you 2..

can you and LL please email me some nudes so i can change your outfits regularly?
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Old 08-17-2008, 04:59 PM   #8
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You are wearing Chuck Norris' Jeans, not news, but let us know if you are wearing your mothers dirty panties.
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:06 PM   #9
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do you have mustache like Stalin and a white affliction shirt to go along with your new jeans
look whos online...
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:07 PM   #10
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I hear those don't bind your legs.
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:23 PM   #11
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You are wearing Chuck Norris' Jeans, not news, but let us know if you are wearing your mothers dirty panties.
right now i am wearing YOUR mothers dirty jock strap...

yes, i know its weird isnt it....

your mom told me she wars a jock strap because its easier on her hemorrhoids..

i cant be mad, i'm the one that gave her the hemorrhoids...
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:37 PM   #12
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did you and LL miss me in fl?


yes terribly
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:39 PM   #13
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i blew up some pics of you and LL and made lifesize cardboard cutouts of you 2..

can you and LL please email me some nudes so i can change your outfits regularly?



do you throw darts at us
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:40 PM   #14
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:41 PM   #15
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I just got these, free when you signup for rexkwondo
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:42 PM   #16
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do you throw darts at us
i mde you two a nice dinner, although you didnt eat much...

we watched a romantic movie, ate popcorn, and laughed...

it was a nice time..

i think LL got jealous when you sat next to me during the movie...
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:43 PM   #17
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"break the wrist, walk away"....
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Old 08-17-2008, 05:52 PM   #18
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i would NOT want a roundhouse kick to the face from someone wearing these bad boys!

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Old 08-17-2008, 05:57 PM   #19
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i mde you two a nice dinner, although you didnt eat much...

we watched a romantic movie, ate popcorn, and laughed...

it was a nice time..

i think LL got jealous when you sat next to me during the movie...

I hope our cardboards feature our true natural beauty with tan of George Hamilton, blonde golden locks like Playmate Holly on Girls Next Door, and round boob like your mustang 04 spinners

Do you ever take us on road trips with you
I hope I get shotgun ...
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Old 08-17-2008, 06:17 PM   #20
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right now i am wearing YOUR mothers dirty jock strap...

yes, i know its weird isnt it....

your mom told me she wars a jock strap because its easier on her hemorrhoids..

i cant be mad, i'm the one that gave her the hemorrhoids...
She might have Roids but she wears a jock strap cause her camel toe is 8.5" long.
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Old 08-17-2008, 06:26 PM   #21
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Do you ever take us on road trips with you
I hope I get shotgun ...
yes, you both look great....

LL gets shotgun because she needs the legroom...

she's a tall drink of water and she likes to stretch out in the car...
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Old 08-17-2008, 10:55 PM   #22
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Old 08-18-2008, 05:56 AM   #23
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yes, you both look great....

LL gets shotgun because she needs the legroom...

she's a tall drink of water and she likes to stretch out in the car...
You are considerate.

If/when you take us on a vacation, will you request bulkhead seat on the plane? So much nicer on my cardboard knees.

Thanks!


Oh, what's for dinner tonight?
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:23 AM   #24
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:28 AM   #25
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Those are nice, they have the double stitch gusset for extra kick flexibility. You will now own everyone.
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:36 AM   #26
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seems a nice jeans, don't forget to post some picture when you wear it!
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:58 AM   #27
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