I just got these new designer jeans...
 

and someone is going to get kicked in the face REAL SOON...


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Youre the man now!

did you get the boots too? the jeans are nothing without those boots

...and the mustach and haircut...

no, not yet... not sure if i should get 2 tone leather or some type of snakeskin...

do you have mustache like Stalin and a white affliction shirt to go along with your new jeans

hello OMG Marina...

did you and LL miss me in fl?

i blew up some pics of you and LL and made lifesize cardboard cutouts of you 2..

can you and LL please email me some nudes so i can change your outfits regularly?

You are wearing Chuck Norris' Jeans, not news, but let us know if you are wearing your mothers dirty panties.

look whos online...

I hear those don't bind your legs.

right now i am wearing YOUR mothers dirty jock strap...

yes, i know its weird isnt it....

your mom told me she wars a jock strap because its easier on her hemorrhoids..

i cant be mad, i'm the one that gave her the hemorrhoids... :thumbsup

yes terribly

do you throw darts at us

allo :) :) :)

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I just got these, free when you signup for rexkwondo

i mde you two a nice dinner, although you didnt eat much...

we watched a romantic movie, ate popcorn, and laughed...

it was a nice time..

i think LL got jealous when you sat next to me during the movie...

"break the wrist, walk away"....

i would NOT want a roundhouse kick to the face from someone wearing these bad boys!

I hope our cardboards feature our true natural beauty with tan of George Hamilton, blonde golden locks like Playmate Holly on Girls Next Door, and round boob like your mustang 04 spinners

Do you ever take us on road trips with you
I hope I get shotgun ...

She might have Roids but she wears a jock strap cause her camel toe is 8.5" long.:error

yes, you both look great....

LL gets shotgun because she needs the legroom...

she's a tall drink of water and she likes to stretch out in the car...

chuck the best

You are considerate.

If/when you take us on a vacation, will you request bulkhead seat on the plane? So much nicer on my cardboard knees.

Thanks!


Oh, what's for dinner tonight?

The best flexibility I have ever seen!!!

Those are nice, they have the double stitch gusset for extra kick flexibility. You will now own everyone.

seems a nice jeans, don't forget to post some picture when you wear it!

Sexy!!!!

Holy crap thats funny