What would you answer to an immigration agent? - GoFuckYourself.com

tammix · 08-16-2008, 01:22 PM

if you are entering the US or another country and he asks you... "what do you do for business sir"? would you be honest and answer "Im in the porn business"?

baddog · 08-16-2008, 01:23 PM

Internet marketing

David! · 08-16-2008, 01:24 PM

I administer social bookmarking sites

Ross · 08-16-2008, 01:31 PM

Web designer. No one asks questions when I say that.

Spunky · 08-16-2008, 01:32 PM

I work for the man

mikesouth · 08-16-2008, 01:44 PM

as little as possible

tammix · 08-16-2008, 01:52 PM

I think the only exception where you can be honest is in Denmark... right? LOL

woj · 08-16-2008, 02:09 PM

web developer or web marketing is probably the way to go...

Z · 08-16-2008, 02:51 PM

Internet marketing consultant

MaDalton · 08-16-2008, 03:15 PM

i once held a lecture about geotargetted advertising to an immigration officer - lol

d-null · 08-16-2008, 03:17 PM

if you are just visiting, the main thing the immigration wants to believe is that you have enough money to afford to visit and go home after, and that you aren't trying to move here to work, so the best is to not be too vague.... I think saying "I am a computer programmer" would probably be the best and easiest for the agent to understand without having to ask more questions

crockett · 08-16-2008, 03:18 PM

As BD said Internet Marketing.

WarChild · 08-16-2008, 03:20 PM

"I am Mujahideen, the holy sword of Islam. Inshallah, I represent a clear and credible terrorist threat to the establishment of any country I am in. ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!"

CurrentlySober · 08-16-2008, 03:24 PM

I usually say that I do mime on the radio...

ukxtra · 08-16-2008, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

"I am Mujahideen, the holy sword of Islam. Inshallah, I represent a clear and credible terrorist threat to the establishment of any country I am in. ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!"

And he'll reply... "ahh welcome sir, enjoy your stay"

WarChild · 08-16-2008, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ukxtra

And he'll reply... "ahh welcome sir, enjoy your stay"

He sure will!

minddust · 08-16-2008, 03:46 PM

"I sell drug, my anus cavity is filled with heroin rocks"

baddog · 08-16-2008, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minddust

"I sell drug, my anus cavity is filled with heroin rocks"

Heroin comes in rocks?

SteveLightspeed · 08-16-2008, 04:02 PM

I always tell them I'm a Go-Go dancer.

qxm · 08-16-2008, 04:43 PM

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Internet Marketing
Internet Advertising
Web Designer
Computer Nerd
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Web Developer
Black Hat Internet Marketing
Internet Quality Inspector
Online Beauty Marketing
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08-16-2008, 01:22 PM	#1
tammix Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: El-Kaliman Oasis, West Sahara Posts: 2,164	What would you answer to an immigration agent? if you are entering the US or another country and he asks you... "what do you do for business sir"? would you be honest and answer "Im in the porn business"?

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David! By the wrath of Agamemnon Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 6,501	I administer social bookmarking sites __________________ .

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Web designer. No one asks questions when I say that.

08-16-2008, 01:52 PM	#7
tammix Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: El-Kaliman Oasis, West Sahara Posts: 2,164	I think the only exception where you can be honest is in Denmark... right? LOL

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08-16-2008, 03:15 PM	#10
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08-16-2008, 03:17 PM	#11
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	if you are just visiting, the main thing the immigration wants to believe is that you have enough money to afford to visit and go home after, and that you aren't trying to move here to work, so the best is to not be too vague.... I think saying "I am a computer programmer" would probably be the best and easiest for the agent to understand without having to ask more questions __________________ __________________ Looking for a custom TUBE SCRIPT that supports massive traffic, load balancing, billing support, and h264 encoding? Hit up Konrad! Looking for designs for your websites or custom tubesite design? Hit up Zuzana Designs Check out the #1 WordPress SEO Plugin: CyberSEO Suite

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minddust Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,438	"I sell drug, my anus cavity is filled with heroin rocks"

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08-16-2008, 04:43 PM	#20
qxm Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,970	Reasonable Answers : Internet Marketing Internet Advertising Web Designer Computer Nerd Sexy SEO Web Developer Black Hat Internet Marketing Internet Quality Inspector Online Beauty Marketing Qualificational Derogative Online Beauty Inspector Traffic Broker All work fine.. if you are able to deliver them with a straight face .... __________________ ICQ: 266990876 Last edited by qxm; 08-16-2008 at 04:46 PM..