What would you answer to an immigration agent?
 

if you are entering the US or another country and he asks you... "what do you do for business sir"? would you be honest and answer "Im in the porn business"?

Internet marketing

I administer social bookmarking sites :2 cents:

Web designer. No one asks questions when I say that.

I work for the man

as little as possible

I think the only exception where you can be honest is in Denmark... right? LOL

web developer or web marketing is probably the way to go...

Internet marketing consultant

i once held a lecture about geotargetted advertising to an immigration officer - lol

if you are just visiting, the main thing the immigration wants to believe is that you have enough money to afford to visit and go home after, and that you aren't trying to move here to work, so the best is to not be too vague.... I think saying "I am a computer programmer" would probably be the best and easiest for the agent to understand without having to ask more questions

As BD said Internet Marketing.

"I am Mujahideen, the holy sword of Islam. Inshallah, I represent a clear and credible terrorist threat to the establishment of any country I am in. ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!"

I usually say that I do mime on the radio...

And he'll reply... "ahh welcome sir, enjoy your stay"

He sure will! :thumbsup

"I sell drug, my anus cavity is filled with heroin rocks"

Heroin comes in rocks?

I always tell them I'm a Go-Go dancer.

Reasonable Answers :

Internet Marketing
Internet Advertising
Web Designer
Computer Nerd
Sexy SEO
Web Developer
Black Hat Internet Marketing
Internet Quality Inspector
Online Beauty Marketing
Qualificational Derogative Online Beauty Inspector
Traffic Broker

All work fine.. if you are able to deliver them with a straight face ....