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08-15-2008, 02:52 PM
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Holy fuck!! My girlfriend just called me - she has a KING COBRA in her house!!!!
She is home visiting her family in northern Thailand and lives in a very rural area. She just called me yapping about having a king cobra in the house!!! WTF?!!!?!!!
I'm pretty sure I would have shit my pants if I was there with her. I was just there a week ago. Gasp! She says it's not the first time and it's common for them to bite their chickens, but it was the first time in the house.  Where's Ricky-Ticky-Tavi when you need him? |
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08-15-2008, 02:53 PM
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Juicy just called. He said he has a King Cobra in his pants.
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08-15-2008, 02:55 PM
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You going there to save her? Don't forget to take the barbecue sauce.
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08-15-2008, 02:55 PM
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king cobra, isnt a trademark for a dildo?
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08-15-2008, 02:55 PM
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08-15-2008, 02:57 PM
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08-15-2008, 02:57 PM
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08-15-2008, 02:58 PM
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screenshot or it didnt happen.
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08-15-2008, 03:01 PM
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I think you got her translation wrong.
What she meant was that she is with another man. "She has a King Cobra In Her House". Think about that dude. RIght now some Thai dude with a huge black cock is roughing up her little cottage.
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08-15-2008, 03:02 PM
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08-15-2008, 03:07 PM
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whoa thats hardcore
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08-15-2008, 03:08 PM
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it's too bad you can't get a picture lol
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08-15-2008, 03:09 PM
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  Did she sound drunk when she called?  ADG |
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08-15-2008, 03:10 PM
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08-15-2008, 03:16 PM
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It clearly is wanting some of Mommas home cooked Chicken.
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08-15-2008, 03:19 PM
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Wow, I would have run as far as possible!
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08-15-2008, 03:54 PM
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sars....
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08-15-2008, 03:56 PM
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l337 h4x0r!#%
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This thread sucks without pictures of said cobra.
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08-15-2008, 04:42 PM
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hehe... I have never seen a snake in real life. Almost no snakes in Norway!
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