Holy fuck!! My girlfriend just called me - she has a KING COBRA in her house!!!!
 

She is home visiting her family in northern Thailand and lives in a very rural area. She just called me yapping about having a king cobra in the house!!! WTF?!!!?!!!

I'm pretty sure I would have shit my pants if I was there with her. I was just there a week ago. Gasp! She says it's not the first time and it's common for them to bite their chickens, but it was the first time in the house. :helpme

Where's Ricky-Ticky-Tavi when you need him?

Juicy just called. He said he has a King Cobra in his pants.

You going there to save her? Don't forget to take the barbecue sauce.

king cobra, isnt a trademark for a dildo?

how the fuck i am supposed to know where your trannies are kept...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LMAO :1orglaugh

screenshot or it didnt happen.

I think you got her translation wrong.

What she meant was that she is with another man.

"She has a King Cobra In Her House". Think about that dude. RIght now some Thai dude with a huge black cock is roughing up her little cottage.

more like leptotyphlops carlae in his pants... :thumbsup

whoa thats hardcore

it's too bad you can't get a picture lol

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...thwatering.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/pig123/berrr.jpg

Did she sound drunk when she called? :winkwink:

ADG

I told her to take one with her phone. We'll see how it turns out. I'll post it if you can make it out.

It clearly is wanting some of Mommas home cooked Chicken.

Wow, I would have run as far as possible!

sars....

This thread sucks without pictures of said cobra.

hehe... I have never seen a snake in real life. Almost no snakes in Norway!