I opened up my Bar B Q and foulnd a early stage "beehive"...what to do????/ - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 08-13-2008, 08:12 PM

I havent used the fucking thing , so earlier today I opened it up and there was a approx 3-4 inch diameter honeycomb....

I closed the fucker fast and ran inside.....

WTF do i do now?

Do i spark it up and burn the fuckers????????

Doing this wont the fuckers send out a signal to there BROSSSS to come attack?

Even so.... I do not think i could put a burger on the Q after knwoing these fuckers were in it...

My only option i think is to dump the fucking out ... its a few years old so its not like its new....

and dont ask me for pics cause i aint getting anywhere close to this fucking thing unless i suit up in full body gear....

Ideas??????????

what if the garbage guys come to chcuk it and the bees attack em?

Why does strange shit hapen to me?

DateDoc · 08-13-2008, 08:12 PM

close the lid and turn it on - go drink a nice stiff drink and come back to it in 30 mins.

Juicy D. Links · 08-13-2008, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

close the lid and turn it on - go drink a nice stiff drink and come back to it in 30 mins.

I have too swap the propane tanks first... the one in there is empty....

I am scared to death of bees always have been.....

To burn em alive I have to swap tanks and that might piss em off

Sly · 08-13-2008, 08:15 PM

LOL you want to get rid of that altogether? Don't do that... it's totally fine. You have eaten much worse, trust me... just give it a good cleaning.

I would call a pest control company and ask what they recommend that you do. I'm sure it will depend on what kind of bee it is.

minddust · 08-13-2008, 08:16 PM

EDIT: empty tank... take a pile of papers (newspaper works great) light it up, open your lid fast, put it in, close the lid rotflcopter... wait until it burn off. the smoke will kill them

DateDoc · 08-13-2008, 08:16 PM

Just switch out the tank. You shouldn't have to take the old tank all the way off. just set the new one on the ground within reach of the hose and attach it. you can completely swap it out after the bees are gone. You CAN do it!!!!

Juicy D. Links · 08-13-2008, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

LOL you want to get rid of that altogether? Don't do that... it's totally fine. You have eaten much worse, trust me... just give it a good cleaning.

I would call a pest control company and ask what they recommend that you do. I'm sure it will depend on what kind of bee it is.

they are prob regular honeybees not those africanized killer ones....

Ok lets see if i can get the courage up and burn the fuckers alive.

Ill report back tomorrow or friday

Sly · 08-13-2008, 08:18 PM

The typical bee isn't all that bad. Wasps are a total bitch.

Spunky · 08-13-2008, 08:18 PM

Wait till nightime and throw it in the neighbours yard ,pick it up before they wake up

Juicy D. Links · 08-13-2008, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

The typical bee isn't all that bad. Wasps are a total bitch.

nah i didnt see wasps just bees

Juicy D. Links · 08-13-2008, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Wait till nightime and throw it in the neighbours yard ,pick it up before they wake up

i already pissed on my neighbors car door handle earlier.....

Spunky · 08-13-2008, 08:21 PM

Put on a few layers of clothes and wear a hockey mask protected with some pantyhose,so they cant sting and hose them down with soapy water.that will kill them instantly

Juicy D. Links · 08-13-2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by minddust

EDIT: empty tank... take a pile of papers (newspaper works great) light it up, open your lid fast, put it in, close the lid rotflcopter... wait until it burn off. the smoke will kill them

u bsing me or is that true with the smoke?

What if there BROS start coming from all over? Bees have like 1000's of bros.... the fucker sin the Q are the qorker bees i think.... i need to kill the QUEEN bitch

LiveDose · 08-13-2008, 08:22 PM

It's too late. Move.

Denis_SC · 08-13-2008, 08:22 PM

What to do ? I'd recommend bee shishkebob

Juicy D. Links · 08-13-2008, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Put on a few layers of clothes and wear a hockey mask protected with some pantyhose,so they cant sting and hose them down with soapy water.that will kill them instantly

Quote:

But it has to be done with caution, because enough soapy water has to be applied at once to all the bees or they will get mad and begin to sting before the effect can take place. If most of the bees are unreachable in a hive, therefore, spraying soapy water on the few bees that can be seen outside of the hive will not have much of an impact.

Juicy D. Links · 08-13-2008, 08:25 PM

Next time i post you see:

"Fuck i got stung by a shitload of bees.. PICS"

broke · 08-13-2008, 08:26 PM

Call a beekeeper (who has probably lost all his bees in the last year or two) and ask them if they're interested in the hive.

Spunky · 08-13-2008, 08:27 PM

I watched some show where the dude would get a spray bottle and soap them down and sell their honey.they were the African ones too.There were thousands at a time buzzing around .
You can do it

tical · 08-13-2008, 08:41 PM

firecrackers & m80s dude

BVF · 08-13-2008, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I closed the fucker fast and ran inside.....

WTF do i do now?

Do i spark it up and burn the fuckers?????????

Iron Fist · 08-13-2008, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

CIVMatt · 08-13-2008, 10:01 PM

Get me a pass and I'll answer all your questions juice

Cyandin · 08-13-2008, 10:30 PM

Well, from an entomologists standpoint, my opinion is obviously more amiable towards your unexpected guests. However, knowing that my affinity for insects is does not place me in the mainstream, I can understand the crisis at hand. I recommend calling an actual bee removal company. Many of them openly advertise a no-kill policy, and actually relocate them to less intrusive habitats.

Given the recent plague that has killed tens of millions of bee's in the US,

example article: ww.technologyreview.com/Biotech/19348/

and their immense (though largely unknown to the public) importance in our lives as agent of cross-pollination in plants,

example article: ww.factmonster.com/ce6/sci/A0856884.html

it would be sensible to make an effort to have them re-homed.

I know it's hippy-ish to a lot of you, but I calls it like I sees it!

Marcus Aurelius · 08-13-2008, 10:35 PM

Make honey roasted chicken? :-)

Mr Pheer · 08-13-2008, 10:55 PM

Just open the top, stick your face in, and scream real loud.

After Shock Media · 08-13-2008, 10:55 PM

I would just relocate the hive elsewhere. No need to be killing bee's at all.

Juicy D. Links · 08-14-2008, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyandin

Well, from an entomologists standpoint, my opinion is obviously more amiable towards your unexpected guests. However, knowing that my affinity for insects is does not place me in the mainstream, I can understand the crisis at hand. I recommend calling an actual bee removal company. Many of them openly advertise a no-kill policy, and actually relocate them to less intrusive habitats.

Given the recent plague that has killed tens of millions of bee's in the US,

example article: ww.technologyreview.com/Biotech/19348/

and their immense (though largely unknown to the public) importance in our lives as agent of cross-pollination in plants,

example article: ww.factmonster.com/ce6/sci/A0856884.html

it would be sensible to make an effort to have them re-homed.

I know it's hippy-ish to a lot of you, but I calls it like I sees it!

thats all good but i cant get my bar b q on right now!!!!! I will attempt today to swap the tanks n then burn the fuckers...

I will be naked while ding this

tranza · 08-14-2008, 05:37 AM

Call the firefighters!

Marie · 08-14-2008, 05:48 AM

My friend had a beehive in a tree in her backyard last week, she called a beekeeper she happened to know and he came and took it away immediately.
She gave the thing away but I heard that you can sell them for a good amount too.

d-null · 08-14-2008, 06:03 AM

don't kill them

call the beekeeper

I got stung by a wasp yesterday by the way, hurt like hell for like a minute then it was no big deal, but even when it was hurting it wasn't even as bad as a cigarette burn

Sebring Studios · 08-14-2008, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

don't kill them

call the beekeeper

I got stung by a wasp yesterday by the way, hurt like hell for like a minute then it was no big deal, but even when it was hurting it wasn't even as bad as a cigarette burn

Probably best to call a beekeeper, but if you want to kill'em and kill'em fast, pick up a can of a product called 'Hot Shot.'

http://www.hotshotbrand.com/ProductC...pHornetKiller/

It'll kill'em in a few seconds but it instantly coats the fuckers wings with an oily substance and they can't fly. Wal Mart or Home Depot carries it and the cool part is it shoots a stream about twenty feet so you don't have to get close.

Tip: Fire a squirt into the air before shooting the hive to prime the valve so you'll get a full stream when you attack the hive.

I used it on a couple of wasp nests recently and it works great.

Doctor Dre · 08-14-2008, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Why does strange shit hapen to me?

A beehive is stupposed to be strange ?

kmanrox · 08-14-2008, 07:33 AM

why is this even an issue? if its inside, torch the fuckers! christ almighty jewsy!

Juicy D. Links · 08-14-2008, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

why is this even an issue? if its inside, torch the fuckers! christ almighty jewsy!

i gotta replace the propane tank first.... that might get em all riled up and then they attack me!!!!

RobertD · 08-14-2008, 09:08 AM

Just make sure they don't get anywhere near your forehead.

.

okok · 08-14-2008, 09:09 AM

Man invents honey barbecue.

Kudles · 08-14-2008, 09:51 AM

Take a bat to it

sniperwolf · 08-14-2008, 11:37 AM

This is getting funnier! lol

klaze · 08-14-2008, 11:54 AM

Cook it up!

Turn the flame on to high and let it sit for an hour..

Scrape off the remains!

_Richard_ · 08-14-2008, 12:07 PM

an exterminator will charge you 75 bucks if you can't simply do it yourself

Supz · 08-14-2008, 12:08 PM

start the bbq

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-14-2008, 12:13 PM

lay inside with it.

Juicy D. Links · 08-14-2008, 08:08 PM

UPDATE:

I went to change the propane tank on the BBQ... as i was doing this the fuckers started buzzing......

Since i am scared shitless of Bees i ran for dear life into the house real fast...

I am dumping the BBQ....

I am gonna go pick another one up , I aint getting a beekeepr or extermiantor to ass rape me .. then have toxic shit on the BBQ.... ight as well buy a new one.

Now i gotta call the town and see wtf i gotta do to have em pick the thing up and dump it in the garbage trucks or whatever they do....

I realllllllllllllly hate bees and i think they are the angry motherfuckers that are in the BBQ...

Fuck me!!!!!!!!!!

The Truth Hurts · 08-14-2008, 08:12 PM

3-4 inches?

flick the fucking thing out of the way.

or if you're afraid you'll soil your panties, use a stick.. or something that'll give you some distance.

Juicy D. Links · 08-14-2008, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

3-4 inches?

flick the fucking thing out of the way.

or if you're afraid you'll soil your panties, use a stick.. or something that'll give you some distance.

Bees are one of the few things that scare the shit outof me...... ill fucking shit my pants if i do that tbh

08-13-2008, 08:12 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I opened up my Bar B Q and foulnd a early stage "beehive"...what to do????/ I havent used the fucking thing , so earlier today I opened it up and there was a approx 3-4 inch diameter honeycomb.... I closed the fucker fast and ran inside..... WTF do i do now? Do i spark it up and burn the fuckers???????? Doing this wont the fuckers send out a signal to there BROSSSS to come attack? Even so.... I do not think i could put a burger on the Q after knwoing these fuckers were in it... My only option i think is to dump the fucking out ... its a few years old so its not like its new.... and dont ask me for pics cause i aint getting anywhere close to this fucking thing unless i suit up in full body gear.... Ideas?????????? what if the garbage guys come to chcuk it and the bees attack em? Why does strange shit hapen to me?

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Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,346	LOL you want to get rid of that altogether? Don't do that... it's totally fine. You have eaten much worse, trust me... just give it a good cleaning. I would call a pest control company and ask what they recommend that you do. I'm sure it will depend on what kind of bee it is. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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minddust Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,438	EDIT: empty tank... take a pile of papers (newspaper works great) light it up, open your lid fast, put it in, close the lid rotflcopter... wait until it burn off. the smoke will kill them Last edited by minddust; 08-13-2008 at 08:19 PM..

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DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	Just switch out the tank. You shouldn't have to take the old tank all the way off. just set the new one on the ground within reach of the hose and attach it. you can completely swap it out after the bees are gone. You CAN do it!!!! __________________ Last edited by DateDoc; 08-13-2008 at 08:18 PM..

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	UPDATE: I went to change the propane tank on the BBQ... as i was doing this the fuckers started buzzing...... Since i am scared shitless of Bees i ran for dear life into the house real fast... I am dumping the BBQ.... I am gonna go pick another one up , I aint getting a beekeepr or extermiantor to ass rape me .. then have toxic shit on the BBQ.... ight as well buy a new one. Now i gotta call the town and see wtf i gotta do to have em pick the thing up and dump it in the garbage trucks or whatever they do.... I realllllllllllllly hate bees and i think they are the angry motherfuckers that are in the BBQ... Fuck me!!!!!!!!!!

08-14-2008, 08:12 PM	#45
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,386	3-4 inches? flick the fucking thing out of the way. or if you're afraid you'll soil your panties, use a stick.. or something that'll give you some distance.