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V_RocKs 08-13-2008 01:18 PM

You will all thank W when he starts Armageddon...

tony286 08-13-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z (Post 14601816)
My prediction: The US is headed for a deep, real, no shit DEPRESSION and after a bunch of fuck fuck games with the middle east and Russia for the next year or two, a MAJOR attack (by them or "them") will drive the US full force into the only thing that can really rescue the economy for the long term - a World War.

When there's blood in the streets, buy real estate.

Actually when we were more of a industrial economy a war was good thing. Now it wont mean shit, what 100 billion went to private enterprise for the iraq war and it was hasnt done shit for the economy.
China already said hitting Iran is a very bad idea. I don't think that was a suggestion. If this does happen plan on a draft.Also plan on paying more in taxes no matter who is president.

seeric 08-13-2008 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 14602578)
Actually when we were more of a industrial economy a war was good thing. Now it wont mean shit, what 100 billion went to private enterprise for the iraq war and it was hasnt done shit for the economy.
China already said hitting Iran is a very bad idea. I don't think that was a suggestion. If this does happen plan on a draft.Also plan on paying more in taxes no matter who is president.

Plan on me taking an assload of money under the table then.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Rochard 08-13-2008 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 14601672)
I think it more likely they are there to open the Strait of Hormuz in the case of an Israeli strike and subsequent closing of the Strait by Iran

Why, so we can smack down Iran's entire army in a week?

Again?

Hell House Vic 08-13-2008 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 14601860)
we should have attacked Iran on the first day of the olympics and then looked at russia and been all like

"yo man... what? sup? you got something to say about this shit you tiny broke country, need your pipeline and don't want NATO at your back door, invading during the olympics bitches!"

and they would be all like

"see, ya'll muthafuckas got it all twisted. we just be protectin our homeboys who was keepin the peace n' shit"

and we would be all like

"man, i ain't even tryin to hear dat bullshit. it took your lyin ass months to plan out this buhllshit. anyway... why don't you broke down bitches just worry about your own shit you got goin' on... while we be handlin' our bidness"

then Putin would jump in

"sup GMan?!?!"

Bush would be all like

"uh hello there my good friend Vladeemeer Pewtin, missed you at the ranch. we had tacos for lunch. you like tacos."


Russian president would jump in

"what the fucks wit you fools?! i'm standin right here... i'm president of russia, ya'all motherfuckas better recognize and start showin' me some respect"

everyone would laugh together, wink.... keep laughing

and then bush would be like

"sure. ok, Mr guy who thinks he's 'President' of Russia"

then they would all be holdin press conferences talking about how they be keepin the other motherfuckers in check while they be doin what they be doin

That was fucking brilliant! hahahaha.

SmokeyTheBear 08-13-2008 09:31 PM

lost iraq , lost afghanistan, lost vietnam , i dont think iran is too worried.

WZRogeR 08-13-2008 10:05 PM

No war! :( :(

spacedog 08-13-2008 10:22 PM

You are witnessing the pretext to WWIII.

However you look at it, this is a blockade and there's plenty of historical evidence showing that naval blockades are a pretext to an attack. Lookup the Union naval blockade of the South in the War of Succession, and the British blockades during the War of 1812,

The Georgian/Russian conflict may simply be a US/Israeli/NATO ploy to keep Russia occupied while the Roosevelt carrier strike force moves into place. Meanwhile, the Senate signs off on SR 580, and the US officially sets off on its third undeclared, unjust, and preemptive war of the decade.

For 3 weeks beginning July 15th, 1650 US troops trained Georgian troops and ironically very shortly after they left Georgia attacks Osettia.. Also of interest is that close to 1,000 Israeli military advisors have been preparing Georgia for war, and Israel has been supplying Georgia with weapons and intelligence systems.

Odd that this operation is called brimstone which is analogous with divine wrath or hell. Anyone ever read revelations? God unleashed fire and brimstone to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah.

xxxjay 08-13-2008 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14601636)
With those battle groups moving into place, it's pretty much a for sure thing now. Get ready for another economic downturn if the U.S. starts to whoopin on Iran with France and Britain.

:2 cents:

LOL...I always thought war was good for the economy

tony286 08-13-2008 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 14605158)
LOL...I always thought war was good for the economy

when we were an industrial economy it was.We aint no more.

spacedog 08-13-2008 11:04 PM

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satelli...cle%2FShowFull

http://www.khaleejtimes.com/darticle...iddleeast&col=

spacedog 08-13-2008 11:05 PM

http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.php?nn=8705230940

spacedog 08-13-2008 11:07 PM

Naval forces now heading towards the Gulf include:

Carrier Strike Group Nine:
USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN72) nuclear powered carrier with its Carrier Air Wing Two
Destroyer Squadron Nine:
USS Mobile Bay (CG53) guided missile cruiser
USS Russell (DDG59) guided missile destroyer
USS Momsen (DDG92) guided missile destroyer
USS Shoup (DDG86) guided missile destroyer
USS Ford (FFG54) guided missile frigate
USS Ingraham (FFG61) guided missile frigate
USS Rodney M. Davis (FFG60) guided missile frigate
USS Curts (FFG38) guided missile frigate
Plus one or more nuclear hunter-killer submarines
Peleliu Expeditionary Strike Group:
USS Peleliu (LHA-5) a Tarawa-class amphibious assault carrier
USS Pearl Harbor (LSD52) assult ship
USS Dubuque (LPD8) assult ship/landing dock
USS Cape St. George (CG71) guided missile cruiser
USS Halsey (DDG97) guided missile destroyer
USS Benfold (DDG65) guided missile destroyer

Carrier Strike Group Two:
USS Theodore Roosevelt (DVN71) nuclear powered carrier with its Carrier Air Wing Eight
Destroyer Squadron 22:
USS Monterey (CG61) guided missile cruiser
USS Mason (DDG87) guided missile destroyer
USS Nitze (DDG94) guided missile destroyer
USS Sullivans (DDG68) guided missile destroyer
USS Springfield (SSN761) nuclear powered hunter-killer submarine
IWO ESG ~ Iwo Jima Expeditionary Strike Group
USS Iwo Jima (LHD7) amphibious assault carrier with its Amphibious Squadron Four
and with its 26th Marine Expeditionary Unit
USS San Antonio (LPD17) assault ship
USS Velia Gulf (CG72) guided missile cruiser
USS Ramage (DDG61) guided missile destroyer
USS Carter Hall (LSD50) assault ship
USS Roosevelt (DDG80) guided missile destroyer
USS Hartfore (SSN768) nuclear powered hunter-killer submarine

Carrier Strike Group Seven:
USS Ronald Reagan (CVN76) nuclear powered carrier with its Carrier Air Wing 14
Destroyer Squadron 7:
USS Chancellorsville (CG62) guided missile cruiser
USS Howard (DDG83) guided missile destroyer
USS Gridley (DDG101) guided missile destroyer
USS Decatur (DDG73) guided missile destroyer
USS Thach (FFG43) guided missile frigate
USNS Rainier (T-AOE-7) fast combat support ship

so claims http://www.payvand.com/news/08/aug/1127.html

MediaGuy 08-13-2008 11:13 PM

Whether or not the Bush admin attacks Iran before November depends on whether or not they personally want to create a world oil/energy and world war crisis.

I'm sure they would love nothing better than to call off elections until times of peace and "deal" with the "war on terrorism" and the mid-east situation first.

Recent "little" war demonstrations on the part of Iran seemed to bolster the US administration's campaign for the European shield proposal, just as Rice was touring the region.

The Iranians probably have a helluvalot of work targetted at the straight of hormuz and any other passage for oil transport, as well as having mild non-nuke explosives planted at every tap point of their own reserves.

And while everyone is playing big-cock boy for we the people, they're probably telling the Bush Chickenhawks "Shoot ONCE at us, and we'll fuck with your potential resources for a century".

of course that just might be what the Washington Eunuchs want, what with McBain saying the war in Iraq could last a hundred years and all..

:D

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-13-2008 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 14605158)
LOL...I always thought war was good for the economy

In the past whne we built the tools of war.... :winkwink:

SmokeyTheBear 08-13-2008 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 14605158)
LOL...I always thought war was good for the economy

it got outsourced back in the 90's

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-13-2008 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 14605293)
it got outsourced back in the 90's

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

topnotch, standup guy 08-14-2008 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 14605209)
Whether or not the Bush admin attacks Iran before November depends on whether or not they personally want to create a world oil/energy and world war crisis.

I don't know if that's what they want, but that's what would happen in any case.

But what's the alternative?

If Iran gets nuclear weapons they'll be in a prime position to dictate policy to the Saudi's, Kuwait and the other Persian Gulf states.

And then we have all those frightened little rabbits in Western Europe. Hell, I can even see France, Holland and the rest considering the merits of adopting sharia law if threatened with nuclear annihilation.

Odin 08-14-2008 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by topnotch, standup guy (Post 14605541)
I don't know if that's what they want, but that's what would happen in any case.

But what's the alternative?

If Iran gets nuclear weapons they'll be in a prime position to dictate policy to the Saudi's, Kuwait and the other Persian Gulf states.

And then we have all those frightened little rabbits in Western Europe. Hell, I can even see France, Holland and the rest considering the merits of adopting sharia law if threatened with nuclear annihilation.

Yeah because Iran having Nuclear weapons is what is dictating the demographic shift towards Islam in Europe right? Fucking neo-con morons. You want to beat radical Islam? Stop importing them to the West, stop supporting Israel and trade with them peacefully. Whatever you want to believe outside of Saudi the vast majority of Muslims don't really give enough of a fuck to follow sharia law themselves, but just as an attack on the US would push patriotism and nationalism, aka tribalism, the constant bombardment of countries around the ME by the little shithole called Israel has pushed the rise of political Islam. You are a moron if you think fighting Israel's war is somehow going to stop Muslims taking over Europe, if anything it does the opposite by having refugee's flood there. The battle against radical Islam is at home against the naive liberals and the deluded neo-cons.

seeandsee 08-14-2008 06:42 AM

That will stuck us for few more years then...

buzzy 08-14-2008 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 14602373)
"Level Israel" with what? Katyushas?

Israel hit Iraq. Israel hit Syria. Don't see any reason why Israel wouldn't hit Iran.

Very ignorant, typical american way at looking at things. If Israel can not even defeat Hezbollah, what makes you think they can take down a country with a powerful air force and military?

ADL Colin 08-14-2008 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by buzzy (Post 14607261)
Very ignorant, typical american way at looking at things. If Israel can not even defeat Hezbollah, what makes you think they can take down a country with a powerful air force and military?

Israel doesn't want to "take down Iran". They want to hit a few choice targets just as they did in Syria last year (and Iraq in 80s).

Iran's anti-aircraft systems are similar to Syrias and we saw how effective they were last year when Israel hit alleged nuclear installation.

What lessons are you trying to draw from Hezbollah/Israel conflict? Israel's air force was unchallenged over Lebanon. This is a question of air superiority only.

You are joking about "powerful Iranian air force". Right?

Stephen McTowelie 08-14-2008 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by buzzy (Post 14607261)
Very ignorant, typical american way at looking at things. If Israel can not even defeat Hezbollah, what makes you think they can take down a country with a powerful air force and military?

PMSL Iran what fucking airforce ??? The few old F-14 and F-4's from the 80's ???? Or do you mean they're great new wonder weapon in their airforce a crappy copy of a F-5 that not airforce wants scary stuff indeed !

Now Israel not defeating a bunch of partasians like hizbollah is hardly the same as Iran is it ?
Israel WILL win any conventional war the only chance Iran have is to use Hezbollah which is in essence just another branch of Irans military and very little to do with Lebanon.:upsidedow

Also it was announced today that America have refused to give to the Israelis the weapons to take out the Iranian reactor.

Do think that Iran with nukes is such a dangerous thing though as they wont give a shit about using it and I dont think anyone is convinced by the we just want it for electricity argument ! Especially when they are sitting on one of the largest oil reserve :Oh crap

cykoe6 08-14-2008 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzy (Post 14607261)
Very ignorant, typical american way at looking at things. If Israel can not even defeat Hezbollah, what makes you think they can take down a country with a powerful air force and military?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 14607291)
Israel doesn't want to "take down Iran". They want to hit a few choice targets just as they did in Syria last year (and Iraq in 80s).

Iran's anti-aircraft systems are similar to Syrias and we saw how effective they were last year when Israel hit alleged nuclear installation.

What lessons are you trying to draw from Hezbollah/Israel conflict? Israel's air force was unchallenged over Lebanon. This is a question of air superiority only.

You are joking about "powerful Iranian air force". Right?

Dont mind Buzzy. His hatred of the US and Israel makes him incapable of being objective. Iran has no air force to speak of and what they have would be destroyed in the first few hours of a fight. The only response that Iran could muster would be for Hezbollah to launch its rockets into Israel. This would cause some causalities but would not create any serious long term damage.

steved 08-14-2008 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by buzzy (Post 14607261)
Very ignorant, typical american way at looking at things. If Israel can not even defeat Hezbollah, what makes you think they can take down a country with a powerful air force and military?

FYI, Typical Americans are against the "WAR". Typical Americans didn't vote for Bush:)

Maybe saying Bush supporters would be more accurate.

directfiesta 08-14-2008 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 14607314)
Dont mind Buzzy. His hatred of the US and Israel makes him incapable of being objective.

.. so does your blind love ..... :2 cents:

buzzy 08-14-2008 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 14607314)
Dont mind Buzzy. His hatred of the US and Israel makes him incapable of being objective. Iran has no air force to speak of and what they have would be destroyed in the first few hours of a fight. The only response that Iran could muster would be for Hezbollah to launch its rockets into Israel. This would cause some causalities but would not create any serious long term damage.

My hatred of bulying corrupt war monging criminals? Oh yes...shame on me. :1orglaugh

Iran's airforce is not as strong as Israels, of course it isn't but to say it isn't one to speak of is just more ignorance. As far as i know, they have 100 F-14 Tomcats and loads of MiG 29's. Iraq had what was left of the remains of a broken ground army, Iran has a modern military and airforce.

I'm not saying they are going to win, but it would be purely suicidal for Israel to launch an attack on such a large country with relativley advanced equipment and weapons compared to the Arab world that neighbors them (apart from Saudi).

So yeah....don't mind me, i'm not a mouthpiece for Bush and the good ol freedom loving western world so i'm not worth listening to. :helpme

ADL Colin 08-14-2008 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by buzzy (Post 14607789)
As far as i know, they have 100 F-14 Tomcats

There's a well known problem with the equipment purchased from the US air force by Iran in the 70s. The US has refused to sell iran the spare parts it needs to keep the planes operational. the F14s were delivered to Iran in the mid 1970s. Probably less than two dozen of them are still operational.

SmokeyTheBear 08-14-2008 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 14607291)
Israel doesn't want to "take down Iran". They want to hit a few choice targets just as they did in Syria last year (and Iraq in 80s).

what would that accomplish ?

ADL Colin 08-14-2008 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 14607921)
what would that accomplish ?

You mean what do they hope to accomplish? You already know the answer to that

buzzy 08-14-2008 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 14607859)
There's a well known problem with the equipment purchased from the US air force by Iran in the 70s. The US has refused to sell iran the spare parts it needs to keep the planes operational. the F14s were delivered to Iran in the mid 1970s. Probably less than two dozen of them are still operational.

Any basis to that or sources? Or is that all just assumption?

Check this
http://www.presstv.com/detail.aspx?i...onid=351020101

buzzy 08-14-2008 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie (Post 14607308)
I dont think anyone is convinced by the we just want it for electricity argument !

Why? The UK, France and many other European countries are rushing to build new nuclear resources for electricity as it is much more effecient, why should we believe different with Iran? Because they have brown skin and are not Christians? :helpme :disgust

ADL Colin 08-14-2008 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by buzzy (Post 14608001)
Any basis to that or sources? Or is that all just assumption?

Check this
http://www.presstv.com/detail.aspx?i...onid=351020101

Try google.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...oogle+S earch

In the top 10 links I get

"The US has estimated the number of operational Iranian F-14s at any given time at 15 to 20, and sometimes less than 10" (aerospaceweb)

"Iran says it began its F-14 restoration project in 2002. In that same year, Iran announced that 25, of the 79 F-14As it bought in the 1970s, were still operational." (strategypage)

OR ...
"The number of F-5s dwindled from 166 to perhaps 45, and the F-14 Tomcats from 77 to perhaps 10. " (Globalsecurity.org)

About your link. Even if Iran suddenly can service their F14s after 30 years (where are the spare parts coming from?) Does any other country even still use the F14? Seriously.

sltr 08-14-2008 11:04 AM

didn't maverick fly an f-14?

he did a 4g negative inverted dive with a russian mig in one

OldSchoolJim 08-14-2008 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by sltr (Post 14608119)
didn't maverick fly an f-14?

he did a 4g negative inverted dive with a russian mig in one

at 1 meter?

sltr 08-14-2008 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by OldSchoolJim (Post 14608124)
at 1 meter?

THAT'S CLASSIFIED!!1

ADL Colin 08-14-2008 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by sltr (Post 14608119)
didn't maverick fly an f-14?

he did a 4g negative inverted dive with a russian mig in one

Ya know how long ago that was? Hell that is back before Val Kilmer got fat

sltr 08-14-2008 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 14608167)
Ya know how long ago that was?


yah, it was about a week ago, on tnt.

ADL Colin 08-14-2008 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sltr (Post 14608187)
yah, it was about a week ago, on tnt.

lol good one

buzzy 08-14-2008 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 14608107)
Try google.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...oogle+S earch

In the top 10 links I get

"The US has estimated the number of operational Iranian F-14s at any given time at 15 to 20, and sometimes less than 10" (aerospaceweb)

"Iran says it began its F-14 restoration project in 2002. In that same year, Iran announced that 25, of the 79 F-14As it bought in the 1970s, were still operational." (strategypage)

OR ...
"The number of F-5s dwindled from 166 to perhaps 45, and the F-14 Tomcats from 77 to perhaps 10. " (Globalsecurity.org)

About your link. Even if Iran suddenly can service their F14s after 30 years (where are the spare parts coming from?) Does any other country even still use the F14? Seriously.

Right. If you're going to go by "The US estimates", we must also assume the NIE is true which said Iran abandoned it's weapons program over 5 years ago. So no need to attack! :thumbsup


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