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Dennis Rodman · 08-10-2008, 05:11 AM

So last night I met this smoking hot Latina at the club. Straight brunette hair to the nape of her back. Small B cup tittys, apple bottom ass. She sucked a mean pole so I felt the need to take the back of her thong out of her ass with my teeth and munch her fucking perfectly shaved mound.

As I did so, and my head approached her cooze, I got THAT SMELL!

Don;t get me wrong, I have smelled the pussy of a woman that has had gallons of man sauce dumped within it's depths. This was not that smell. This was some sort of inner body stench. It actually mad me commence to salivate in a "pre-yak" vomitting stage.

I had to back off and much her asshole instead. I could actually smell human feces as I licked her donut, but the sad thing is that it smelled better than her cunt! Then I jerked my cream all over her bunghole.

What was this stench? Is it diet? It was fucking rotten. Almost like a rotting wild wildebeast carcass left to bake in the sun.

DirtyProfits · 08-10-2008, 05:15 AM

tell her, ask her... how should we know?

Mutt · 08-10-2008, 05:17 AM

vaginosis

i just don't understand how a chick can't know she smells bad

Jens Van Assterdam · 08-10-2008, 05:17 AM

May she still has some vegetables in there she forgot to take out?

u-Bob · 08-10-2008, 05:17 AM

pics would help

RedShoe · 08-10-2008, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyProfits

tell her, ask her... how should we know?

yeah man.. we're supposed to know the medical conditions of some random girl you fucked? Maybe we should wonder why you couldn't kick that whore out of your bed and go get one that didn't stink.

Don't got good game I guess.

JamesK · 08-10-2008, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

May she still has some vegetables in there she forgot to take out?

F-U-Jimmy · 08-10-2008, 09:11 AM

Its probably a rotting placenta left there after dropping her last bastard child

minddust · 08-10-2008, 09:13 AM

onion rings dip sauce

Nishville · 08-10-2008, 09:19 AM

Fraps or never happened!

Babaganoosh · 08-10-2008, 09:20 AM

Damn...so much for breakfast.

CaptainHowdy · 08-10-2008, 09:23 AM

I kinda like that smell ...

aztecboi2003 · 08-10-2008, 10:36 AM

Give her some Flagyl and a Z-pack and send her on her way

rhcp011235 · 08-10-2008, 10:43 AM

Whats the use of a thread like this without pics :/

dev777 · 08-10-2008, 10:53 AM

good story but i want pics

GAMEFINEST · 08-10-2008, 10:53 AM

ewewwwwwwwwwww

klaze · 08-10-2008, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aztecboi2003

Give her some Flagyl and a Z-pack and send her on her way

ROFL!

Stinky pussy = step away slowly and run.

Even bad breath can be sign of a health issue..

emichele20 · 08-10-2008, 10:56 AM

omg... a stinky pajima...i feel for you. she probably didnt wash before she came to the club if her ass had the shit smell to it as well.. take it as life lesson learned and dont do the shit again.

Spunky · 08-10-2008, 11:00 AM

Nothing turns me off more..

brassmonkey · 08-10-2008, 11:04 AM

its natural believe it or not i think it has to be the menstral cycle u havent seen that not so fresh commercial? itch and bad smell

maalox · 08-10-2008, 11:06 AM

You shoud have fingered her and then made her taste her own medicine! then she will think about keeping that thang clean for now on.

brassmonkey · 08-10-2008, 11:07 AM

The most common cause of vaginal odor is bacterial vaginosis, resulting from an overgrowth of organisms normally present in the vagina. The odor — usually a "fishy" smell — may be more obvious after sexual intercourse. Other signs and symptoms of bacterial vaginosis include vaginal itching or irritation, and a grayish-whitish vaginal discharge. Treatment of bacterial vaginosis may include antibiotics.

Another common cause of vaginal odor is poor hygiene. It is a good idea to wash your external genital area during regular baths or showers. Use a very small amount of mild, unscented soap and lots of water. Douching isn't necessary. All healthy vaginas contain some bacteria and other organisms. The normal acidity of the vagina keeps bacteria and yeast in check. But douching can actually upset this delicate balance.

Michaelious · 08-10-2008, 12:01 PM

Thank god there are no pics!

Nicky · 08-10-2008, 12:08 PM

Hmmm why did I click this thread

<<E A T R O A D K I L L>> · 08-10-2008, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

Hmmm why did I click this thread

Its like self torture. I see the thread title and im thinking "ok im not gonna read that" next thing i click it...

Veronica · 08-10-2008, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

The most common cause of vaginal odor is bacterial vaginosis, resulting from an overgrowth of organisms normally present in the vagina. The odor ? usually a "fishy" smell ? may be more obvious after sexual intercourse. Other signs and symptoms of bacterial vaginosis include vaginal itching or irritation, and a grayish-whitish vaginal discharge. Treatment of bacterial vaginosis may include antibiotics.

Another common cause of vaginal odor is poor hygiene. It is a good idea to wash your external genital area during regular baths or showers. Use a very small amount of mild, unscented soap and lots of water. Douching isn't necessary. All healthy vaginas contain some bacteria and other organisms. The normal acidity of the vagina keeps bacteria and yeast in check. But douching can actually upset this delicate balance.

You know your pussies!

I second, third or fourth that guess. When something doesn't smell right, it's prolly either a yeast infection or bacterial vaginosis. There's bacteria and yeast ever present down there, and it's a vary delicate balance. Many girls get yeast infections after taking antibiotics... Think about it... a strep throat (bacterial infection) is cured with an oral antibiotic. Not being selective, it kills the bacteria in her cooch and then the yeast blooms like bread in the oven. So she eats a bunch of acidophilus to kill the yeast, and wham... the yeast dies off and she's got an upswing of bacteria. It's not contagious, but I wouldn't recommend stuffing your face down there and taking a deep whiff. The sad thing is, there's a good chance she got to where she was by bathing too much. Not just douching, but also simple things like bathing and swimming in a pool can upset the balance for some women.

This is why I am not a lesbian...

peedy · 08-10-2008, 01:03 PM

dood, you already had your knob polished right?....so if the bitch stank why did you still go through with anything further. I would have put my boot in her ass.

LotzaDollars · 08-10-2008, 01:50 PM

That is why I always get them in the hot tub first. The chlorine never lies! HAHA

CurrentlySober · 08-10-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman

I had to back off and much her asshole instead. I could actually smell human feces as I licked her donut...

brassmonkey · 08-10-2008, 02:01 PM

"if it smell like trash dont touch her ass" "if it smell like sanitation there will be no penetration"

Dennis Rodman · 08-10-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peedy

dood, you already had your knob polished right?....so if the bitch stank why did you still go through with anything further. I would have put my boot in her ass.

FAIL. She sucked my fuck stick, however I never claimed a nut in her gullet.

I said she sucked it enough to make my tastebuds dance like Fred Astaire with Ginger Rogers on their first date. I wanted to savor that rosebud.

pornask · 08-10-2008, 02:11 PM

All latinas are fucking gross from roots up

Dennis Rodman · 08-10-2008, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

yeah man.. we're supposed to know the medical conditions of some random girl you fucked? Maybe we should wonder why you couldn't kick that whore out of your bed and go get one that didn't stink.

Don't got good game I guess.

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Dennis Rodman · 08-10-2008, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maalox

You shoud have fingered her and then made her taste her own medicine! then she will think about keeping that thang clean for now on.

Best reply of the thread

rayadp05 · 08-10-2008, 02:14 PM

I like pussy to smell good but if it stinks, that's fine with me too. And as far as the asshole...I like that to kinda stink a little....just like it's supposed to.

After all, that is where human feces is disgarded from the body so it should stink unless the girl washed it real good but I don't mind the stink....as long as the girl looks good or at least looks decent. No desire to eat out some ugly girls asshole though.

polle45 · 08-10-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

Its probably a rotting placenta left there after dropping her last bastard child

ROFL, thats some funny shit!

As for her, she needs to fill her rotting vag. with some yogurt to get her bacteria composition back on track!

qxm · 08-10-2008, 02:36 PM

dam the visual!

Didn't like the idea of using the tongue as human toilet paper

I would have taken her to the shower and have my way with there o'er there ....

teg0 · 08-10-2008, 03:09 PM

its been a long time and many-a-girl since the last time I found a stinky pussy.

Iron Fist · 08-10-2008, 03:34 PM

She needs to lay off the spicy sauce... problem solved

Manowar · 08-10-2008, 06:15 PM

we demand pics!

Marcus Aurelius · 08-10-2008, 06:22 PM

ever go to fuck a girl from behind, spread her open and she has a chunk of toilet paper on her asshole? now thats a turnoff. but yeah..stanky puss is #1

tranza · 08-11-2008, 07:30 AM

It seems it was a terrible experience!! Really bad to hear that!!!

pornguy · 08-11-2008, 08:04 AM

ALWAYS shower them yourself before you fuck them.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 08-11-2008, 08:37 AM

give this gift to her:

TO FIGHT VAGINA'S SMELL!

Naughty · 08-11-2008, 11:26 AM

I like your writing. Funny metafors.

CDSmith · 08-11-2008, 11:38 AM

Best thing to do with a girl like that is invite her into the shower once you know she suffers from stank cooz.

Soap her up, scrub her down, give her a good showerhead nozzling, and you're good to go.

Giggety.

giggettygiggety goo.

Andy CHOOPA · 08-11-2008, 11:44 AM

It was Vagitis.

Persius · 08-11-2008, 12:50 PM

ahhahah what a fuckin funny thread.. ive had similar experience once..now im hesitant whenever i come close to eating a girl out

J. Falcon · 08-11-2008, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Damn...so much for breakfast.

Sid70 · 08-11-2008, 01:18 PM

some of them have smell going out of thir cunts some have smell off their arses... all rotten so i do tit fuck only.

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