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Old 08-11-2008, 03:53 PM   #1
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I just found a dead cow fetus in my milk carton is it ok to drink?

I just found a dead cow fetis in my milk, it doesnt expire until aug 15, do you think it is ok to drink anyway?

do i just smell it and if it doesnt smell rotten is it ok to drink?

i have this rad bowl of captain crunch waiting.
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:53 PM   #2
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its fine. extra protein.
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:54 PM   #3
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:54 PM   #4
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You still drink milk?

I hope your at least done with diapers and are at the pull up stage ;-)
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:55 PM   #5
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its fine. extra protein.
it kind of smells like the inside of a shoe, but i didnt take out my garbage this week so i am just wondering if that is it?

am i safe though you think?
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:55 PM   #6
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:55 PM   #7
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You still drink milk?

I hope your at least done with diapers and are at the pull up stage ;-)
is it true that on the back of the quebec license plate it says "we surrender"?
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:57 PM   #8
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Only if you have a HUGE cock...
i am not to sure this should be joked about?

i could end up very sick, and then everyone here would miss me, then you would be blamed.

lets get serious about serious issues please ok? no more jokes, thanks guys.
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:58 PM   #9
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if that were truly the case I would sue left and right.... u could get some money off of it....... sue man sue!!!
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:58 PM   #10
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it kind of smells like the inside of a shoe, but i didnt take out my garbage this week so i am just wondering if that is it?

am i safe though you think?


Take out the garbage, if the milk still smells, might want to boil it first. Then you'll be safe.
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:59 PM   #11
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:00 PM   #12
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Take out the garbage, if the milk still smells, might want to boil it first. Then you'll be safe.
then i have to put on my shoes, im to lazy.
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:02 PM   #13
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then i have to put on my shoes, im to lazy.

Then perhaps boil the milk. As for the fetus, sauteed with mushrooms, crisp on one side might be nice. Put some of the milk in the pan grease after, throw in a little flour, mix slowly. have fried cow fetus and white gravy. Its a meal in a carton, you are truly one of gods blessed to get such a find.
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:07 PM   #14
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:15 PM   #15
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sue the company, you'll make BANK
I'm sure this would already be happening if this was true.
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:21 PM   #16
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I'm sure this would already be happening if this was true.
sorry im not the pussy type to sue other people over bullshit,

i cant stand losers like that, i bet you are the type to slip on a grape at the grocery mart because you are to stupid to look where your hooked fucking elf feet are stomping.

or just the general fat fuck type.

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Old 08-11-2008, 04:36 PM   #17
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Call your lawyer ...
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:36 PM   #18
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can i call you? im lonely want to chat?
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:37 PM   #19
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a/s/l? ......
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Old 08-11-2008, 06:37 PM   #20
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:18 AM   #21
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Switch to Soy Milk...
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:26 AM   #22
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Switch to Soy Milk...
Who's to say he wouldn't find a soy fetus in his milk then...CMON man...THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU SAY IT GEEZ!
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:35 AM   #23
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Uhm, that's not milk.

That liquid is in ALL the buckets at all the abortion clinics.
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:47 AM   #24
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:46 AM   #25
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Old 08-12-2008, 12:00 PM   #26
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