I just found a dead cow fetus in my milk carton is it ok to drink?
 

I just found a dead cow fetis in my milk, it doesnt expire until aug 15, do you think it is ok to drink anyway? :helpme

do i just smell it and if it doesnt smell rotten is it ok to drink? :helpme

i have this rad bowl of captain crunch waiting.

its fine. extra protein.

ZOMFQG

roffleskates galore

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You still drink milk?

I hope your at least done with diapers and are at the pull up stage ;-)

it kind of smells like the inside of a shoe, but i didnt take out my garbage this week so i am just wondering if that is it? :helpme

am i safe though you think?

Only if you have a HUGE cock...

is it true that on the back of the quebec license plate it says "we surrender"?:helpme

i am not to sure this should be joked about? :helpme

i could end up very sick, and then everyone here would miss me, then you would be blamed.

lets get serious about serious issues please ok? no more jokes, thanks guys. :thumbsup

if that were truly the case I would sue left and right.... u could get some money off of it....... sue man sue!!!

Take out the garbage, if the milk still smells, might want to boil it first. Then you'll be safe.

Threaten to sue the milk company.
Get free milk for life.
Get "Milk does the body good" tatoo'd on your dick in 18 pt Gothic Bold.


In that order.

then i have to put on my shoes, im to lazy. :(

Then perhaps boil the milk. As for the fetus, sauteed with mushrooms, crisp on one side might be nice. Put some of the milk in the pan grease after, throw in a little flour, mix slowly. have fried cow fetus and white gravy. Its a meal in a carton, you are truly one of gods blessed to get such a find.

sue the company, you'll make BANK

I'm sure this would already be happening if this was true.

sorry im not the pussy type to sue other people over bullshit,

i cant stand losers like that, i bet you are the type to slip on a grape at the grocery mart because you are to stupid to look where your hooked fucking elf feet are stomping.

or just the general fat fuck type.

LOSER

:warning

Call your lawyer ...

can i call you? im lonely want to chat? :helpme

a/s/l? ......

plant the fetus and grow a milk tree

Switch to Soy Milk...

Who's to say he wouldn't find a soy fetus in his milk then...CMON man...THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU SAY IT GEEZ!

Uhm, that's not milk.

That liquid is in ALL the buckets at all the abortion clinics.

I'd HIT IT!

Go for it!!

go for it soldier!