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10-16-2002, 01:09 PM
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GFY's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes
Net Worth is what you ask the clerk at the fishing supply store, and my paper boy is a business man with low overhead costs.
Who says it's all about sparkle and glitz? Bring it on girls and guys, you don't even have to be single ~ one of the most powerful skills to have is good marketing, and we're all our own publicists right now. I'll go first; Cheshire Kat, a 25 year old California native, is the dirty mind behind AmateurPages.com's naughty writing and a part time college student studying web design. She's a habitual giggler, and can drop you to your knees with one taste of her homemade spicy carrot soup. With a low-fat soy chai tea in hand she'll jet off to exotic lands such as Berkeley and San Francisco for a simple weekend surfing, or rubbing elbows with infamous nobodys. What this girl lacks in equity she makes up for in imagination and simple living, so any guy that can get this lady to put a ring on his finger knows that she's about to light up a ringless cigar.  next
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10-16-2002, 01:13 PM
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My name is Sunshine, I live in San Francisco, and what I lack in equity I make up for in slovenliness. If your cleaning up afterwards, I cook a mean Coq au Vin.
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10-16-2002, 01:18 PM
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I have a big cock.
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10-16-2002, 01:19 PM
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Hoax - A 25 year old unknown comedian with a knack for the offbeat, laugh the night away shitfaced on colt .45. In addtion to being on of the world's least well known unaspiring artists, he can also dance with an amazing zeal. Be it moonlit strolls in downtown searching for an open liquor store, or convulsing on the dusty floor of an all night club, you're sure to find a good time with this frenzied freak. His penchant for knocking up asian models screams prolific, but don't let him fool you ladies, he'll say anything to get in that ass!
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10-16-2002, 01:30 PM
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Drew Kole, an often mistunderstood 23 year old from the bigot magnet that is San Antonio, Texas. Having recently graduated with a BA in Finance, he is currently employed in the mortgage banking industry, which he has worked off and on in, for the past 6 years. Introduced to the adult industry approx 2 years ago, during a 6 month vacation in beautiful Vancouver, B.C., he currently does contract work for Siccash, in addition to his own projects. He has always had great ambition, which brought him from selling candy in middle school, to getting cease and desist orders from Sony, for selling over $150k worth of "virtual" items in a popular online game. He has a disgusting taste for work, and seeing projects through and seems to enjoy putting in 16hr workdays, oddly enough, it's not the thirst for power or money, rather a serious case of ADD, and the problematic "boredom" which accompanies it. He has many personalities, and an odd sense of humor, which is sometimes labeled "Assholish", rather his in person personality, is quite the opposite, less he is provoked. The only reasoning he has for his GFY personality, is the easily achieved "cow-prod" effect, in which a simple poking against those less confident will result in hours, if not days of thread-wide entertainment. He has a large penis, and doesn't know how to use it, and will remain a virgin for the rest of his life.
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10-16-2002, 01:30 PM
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10-16-2002, 01:34 PM
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This is my calculator that i use for quantitative analysis. It's a Texas Instruments TI-59. When I brought it I knew it would be a real chick magnet. Do you want be now baby?
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10-16-2002, 01:35 PM
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salsbury, a "nobody" in online pornograpy. he does not have much in material terms (and in fact, has some debt he'd like to shed) but he'd like to think he makes up for that with his oft misunderstood wit. and stuff.
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10-16-2002, 01:41 PM
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Interesting?
I try not to be. C. |
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10-16-2002, 01:48 PM
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WINNING!
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Im LOADET, but because of my penis-envy I cant score, and If i really score, i cant get laid, and if i did get laid - I KNOW I would cum to soon.... but im LOADED SO I DONT CARE
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10-16-2002, 01:51 PM
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Roger V- A young, dimpled, good looking man who hails from LA now residing in West Hollywood, I am a big romantic and treat all woman like the queens they are.
I am very Low key on the outside, driven and agressive within. I am a hunk with blue eyes and brown hair. I love to have a good time and just live life and be happy 
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10-16-2002, 01:52 PM
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*sigh*
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10-16-2002, 01:54 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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I'm only single for Chishire (and maybe nina)
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10-16-2002, 01:54 PM
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WINNING!
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maby we should add some pictures ?
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10-16-2002, 01:57 PM
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10-16-2002, 02:08 PM
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<---- hetero all the way.
<---- have decent sized everything. <---- in possession of a kind heart. <---- treats women very well in spite of Lebrat's advice. .... nobody is more eligible than me.
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10-16-2002, 02:12 PM
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Single is the way to go
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10-16-2002, 02:14 PM
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10-16-2002, 02:16 PM
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AaronM, a 28 year old Oregon native, is the overweight wannabe content guy behind Ampcontent.com's amateur content and a broke ass world traveler who recently had his childhood moblie home reposessed. He's a habitual smart ass, and can drop you to your knees with one shot from his Mossberg 12 gauge. With his fat ass and a wacky sense of humor, he has been banned from GFY 4 times plus had one of his fake characters banned but then re-instated. He is friends with infamous nobodys as well as some wannabe Elite's such as SleazyDream and a few others who are not worth mentioning. What this guy lacks in equity he makes up for in imagination and complex bullshit stories. He has been maried once and has no plans for a repeat performance. Any girl that can tie this guy down to a relationship must be one hell of a goddess, very forgiving, and blind as a fucking bat.
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10-16-2002, 02:20 PM
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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I have a nice ASS
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10-16-2002, 02:21 PM
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I feel my self-film says it all.
http://www.pornnews.org/johnnyhick.mpg My style, my fishing pole, my Caterpillar hat. Who could resist. Ladies : ignore the female voice, that's just my girlfriend. |
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10-16-2002, 02:23 PM
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The only way a girl like Cheshire can remain single for any length of time is if she has some serious hidden defect.
Behind those pretty eyes is a Mrs Jackal Mrs Hyde thing. Maybe she has jars containing previous boyfriends' genitals or something in her house and shows it to her dates. Yeah, she's fucking hot but that jar would be a cause for concern. |
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10-16-2002, 02:26 PM
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Or she prefers gay men as friends. I may have infered something about Lensman just now.
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10-16-2002, 02:37 PM
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RAM wins the balls award, cause only a true player wud post a pic w/ his hairy red ass in it
go get him ladies!!
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I waited so long for Miss right and now I am 40 and I just don't care to much anymore. I still love the ladies, but I am not looking to start a family
 I am just interested in growing my online businesses and continue developing more stuff and if I do met someone, well I will consider her views of our future, as if that is unavoidable 
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10-16-2002, 03:31 PM
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Im a 24 year old who enjoys getting banned from various messageboards, and self marketing myself for no apparent reasons. I also enjoy bitch slapping idiots like LUCLONELY and p1mpfag.
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Hello,
I am a 27 year old Aryan male. My favorite interests are reading about dogfighting, shooting guns, and watching pornography (especially on the internet). My favorite movie is Deliverance. I am looking for an Aryan woman of childbearing age with as little sexual experience as possible and no children or previous marriages. Ability to overlook my serious drinking problem is a must.
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Ik ben een aap
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I thought you were 40?
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Brooding, intense loner -- 2 dogs, 4 cats -- control freak -- BJJ student -- Wealthy, well-connected, vindictive beyond all reason. I hoard grudges and slight insults and one day I'll pay ALL of them back. I am a master of passive-aggressive warfare between the sexes. I sit in front of my computer 24/7 until it's time to train and I don't allow anyone to talk to me. I have a collection of every episode of TNG. My favorite phrase is 'Clean the fucking house woman, didn't your mama teach you ANYTHING??' My favorite color is Jealousy Green. Come get some Ladies!! |
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i hate ppl who wear those fuckin bug eye sunglasses INDOORS
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