GFY's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes

My name is Sunshine, I live in San Francisco, and what I lack in equity I make up for in slovenliness. If your cleaning up afterwards, I cook a mean Coq au Vin.

Do I really need to say more? Bring it on ladies!

I have a big cock.

Hoax - A 25 year old unknown comedian with a knack for the offbeat, laugh the night away shitfaced on colt .45. In addtion to being on of the world's least well known unaspiring artists, he can also dance with an amazing zeal. Be it moonlit strolls in downtown searching for an open liquor store, or convulsing on the dusty floor of an all night club, you're sure to find a good time with this frenzied freak. His penchant for knocking up asian models screams prolific, but don't let him fool you ladies, he'll say anything to get in that ass!

Drew Kole, an often mistunderstood 23 year old from the bigot magnet that is San Antonio, Texas. Having recently graduated with a BA in Finance, he is currently employed in the mortgage banking industry, which he has worked off and on in, for the past 6 years. Introduced to the adult industry approx 2 years ago, during a 6 month vacation in beautiful Vancouver, B.C., he currently does contract work for Siccash, in addition to his own projects. He has always had great ambition, which brought him from selling candy in middle school, to getting cease and desist orders from Sony, for selling over $150k worth of "virtual" items in a popular online game. He has a disgusting taste for work, and seeing projects through and seems to enjoy putting in 16hr workdays, oddly enough, it's not the thirst for power or money, rather a serious case of ADD, and the problematic "boredom" which accompanies it. He has many personalities, and an odd sense of humor, which is sometimes labeled "Assholish", rather his in person personality, is quite the opposite, less he is provoked. The only reasoning he has for his GFY personality, is the easily achieved "cow-prod" effect, in which a simple poking against those less confident will result in hours, if not days of thread-wide entertainment. He has a large penis, and doesn't know how to use it, and will remain a virgin for the rest of his life.

Thank you for reading.

you didn't say colt .45 did you?

This is my calculator that i use for quantitative analysis. It's a Texas Instruments TI-59. When I brought it I knew it would be a real chick magnet. Do you want be now baby?

salsbury, a "nobody" in online pornograpy. he does not have much in material terms (and in fact, has some debt he'd like to shed) but he'd like to think he makes up for that with his oft misunderstood wit. and stuff.

Interesting?

I try not to be.

C.

Im LOADET, but because of my penis-envy I cant score, and If i really score, i cant get laid, and if i did get laid - I KNOW I would cum to soon.... but im LOADED SO I DONT CARE

Roger V- A young, dimpled, good looking man who hails from LA now residing in West Hollywood, I am a big romantic and treat all woman like the queens they are.
I am very Low key on the outside, driven and agressive within. I am a hunk with blue eyes and brown hair.
I love to have a good time and just live life and be happy

*sigh*

I'm only single for Chishire (and maybe nina)

You are going to LOOK interesting when i meet you.
scammer.

maby we should add some pictures ?