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Mosquitos bit the fuck out of me .... PIC....Helpppp
Look at this shit.............
Friday i noticed this on my left forehead area.... So i used a alcohol pad to dry it up... Sat.... it started looking like a bruise.... and today.......... ![]() |
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thats what you get for "night putting" with tranny's on the municipal golf course...
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wash the area.. put dept store hydrogen peroxide on a cotton ball, apply on face, let dry
then put some apple cider vinegar on cotton ball, apply on face, then let dry then moisturize.. itll be gone ASAP.. I know im nigerian and mosquitoes eat me alive whenever i go visit
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Happened away from home , I am posting the pic on http://www.mosquito-bite-forums.com right now |
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Is the above remedy good for initial bites ort anywhere along the line? |
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the h2o2 will help it heal very well and acv will make the area not scar up and itll look nice asap
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Try any of the following methods to relive the itching and swelling of mosquito bites:
-Apply ice directly to the bite to keep histamine from reaching your skin. -Dab with a small bit of general household ammonia. -Apply toothpaste with a cotton swab. This is one of the fastest ways to relieve itching. Peppermint toothpaste works the best. -Roll on deodorant -Calamine lotion -Rub a dry bar of soap on the mosquito bite. -Moisten the bite area and then rub with table salt. Itching should stop immediately. -Rub apple cider vinegar directly on mosquito bites. -Mix baking soda with a bit of water to form a paste. Apply directly to mosquito bites. -Saliva works well. Lick your finger and apply to the mosquito bite. Sounds gross..but works. -Rubbing alcohol applied directly to the bite. |
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amazing site... thousands of people posting remedies and stuff.. easy to use too
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dry ice or liquid nitrogen that zit yooo
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That is the herpes,not mosquito bites
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looks like u scratch it thats a no no
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I think you need to ask Mr.Izzz to make small incision and suck out the bad stuff ;-)
Good luck bro.
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Juicy Got A Pimple!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!!
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Honestly the best thing you can put on is witchhazel, or tea tree oil..both of which will remove the itch and also act as general antiseptics. You likely scratched it while sleeping and introduced foreign bacteria.
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![]() My suggestion for the best remedy would be raw, unprocessed HONEY, Manuka honey if you can get it. Manuka honey comes from the tea tree. So it's healing properties are very high. Honey has natural anti-bacterial, anti-microbial, anti-viral, antioxidant, antiseptic, anti-inflammatory and anti-fungal properties. It also has time released hydrogen peroxide and it helps tissue regenerate while keeping infection out. It creates a moist healing environment that allows new skin cells to grow across a healing wound flush with the surface of the wound, preventing deformity of the skin and scaring
To avoid mosquito bites in the first place, some say that eating foods rich in B Vitamins works for them. When there is a lack of B6 in the blood, a person becomes as attractive to a mosquito as a rose is to a honey bee because the blood smells "sweet" to the mosquito, and just as a honey bee can smell the scent of a flower from hundreds of feet away, so it is with the mosquito to people with a B6 deficiency. Kidney beans, light meat of poultry, sunflower seeds, all bran, pearled barley, beef, brewer's yeast, brussel sprouts, carrots, cauliflower, corn, crab meat, lentils, lime beans, peas, potato, brown rice, salmon, soybeans, tuna. Ever heard the whining of a mosquito when you are trying to sleep in your tent? Mosquitoes tune their whine to the right notes to mate in mid-air. www.manukahoneyproducts.com |
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get some antihistamenes
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We've always used saliva... it works great and you always have plenty of it around.
Are you sure that isn't a spider bite or something like that? I don't think I have ever seen a bruise like that from a mosquito.
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Wow, that's crazy, I've never seen it so bad!
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Juicy's starting to look like John McCain
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![]() ![]() I am gonna see the doc tomorrow if it looks funky ..... I really dont feel any "symptoms" ... I fyall dont here from me for a few days it means is was more than mosquito biteeeeee |
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That is a spider bite.
Seek medical attention. |
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i think its a brown recluse spider bite
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haha dude
that isn't 'getting the fuck bitten out of you' I went to a lake here and ended up with over 30 misquito bites on one of my ankles alone.
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Dude...
That doesn't look like a mosquito bite at all. I hope it's not a spider bite, but damn.
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Mr. Izz will probably not wanna fuck you for some days... sad story!
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its all puss n shit goign to doc soon ,....... i rubbed neosporin on it all night
i hope its not a std it hasnt spread to my sack yet |
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'Yet' being the important word there...
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A mosquito had sex with your forehead and got you pregnant
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Two words.... "WEST NILE". remember to stop by the CDC while your down here in the ATL. they'll take care of ya. :-)
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