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Old 08-11-2008, 09:25 AM   #1
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WTF has anyone heard about this? i got TURNED DOWN by a porn companu because my
"cock is wide like a truck, and when on a freeway you cant take up 2 lanes"

they told me my cock was TOO BIG to star in porn, that they have to protect their models, and a guy with as big of a cock as mine would cause their pussy to stretch and they would have to fire the models.

every chick tells me "your cock is to big to fit" and now a porn company tells me "your cock is to big to fit"

has anyone else ever heard of a porn company turning someone down for having "too big of a cock"?

it is a curse i swear.
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:35 AM   #2
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:35 AM   #3
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Yes.

I believe they call it, "delusions of grandeur"....

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Old 08-11-2008, 09:36 AM   #4
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"cock is wide like a truck, and when on a freeway you cant take up 2 lanes"

they told me my cock was TOO BIG to star in porn, that they have to protect their models, and a guy with as big of a cock as mine would cause their pussy to stretch and they would have to fire the models.

every chick tells me "your cock is to big to fit" and now a porn company tells me "your cock is to big to fit"

has anyone else ever heard of a porn company turning someone down for having "too big of a cock"?

it is a curse i swear.
Ah, so you want to be content now. What is the dealing with struggling designers wanting to be content, first Alienq now you.
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:39 AM   #5
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Ah, so you want to be content now. What is the dealing with struggling designers wanting to be content, first Alienq now you.
"struggling"

ask around and you can find out how long the lineup is. all good you cant afford to be on it anyway.

i dont want to "be" content, someone asked me, said i could have a 5some and i said whatever.
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:51 AM   #6
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try playing catcher in gay porn instead
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Old 08-11-2008, 12:03 PM   #7
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Old 08-11-2008, 12:35 PM   #8
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I have a easy solution to your problems.. please take my advice.



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Old 08-11-2008, 12:45 PM   #9
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try playing catcher in gay porn instead
dude you are the all star i wouldnt want anyone let alone a rookie like myself to sub you out of your position.
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:19 PM   #10
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producers? anyone ever heard about a guy getting turned down for porn because his dick was to big?
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:34 PM   #11
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Yes.

I believe they call it, "delusions of grandeur"....
I'm not sure if its Gran deur ... they arent out to get him...

I think its big cock racism... bitches all say they want it , so do the porn companies...

yet they turn it away when its in their face....

Gran Deur is when you feel someone or a group of people are out to "get" you
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:35 PM   #12
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Yup... okay
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:05 PM   #13
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You poor guy!
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:06 PM   #14
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Tough break big guy, hang in there.
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:10 PM   #15
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Try Freaksofcock surely thats ur answer
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or ask lexington steele for some advice lol
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:25 PM   #17
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It has grown?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...6&postcount=38
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:31 PM   #18
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again ?????
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7" girth dummy but thanks for stalking my cock.
You're welcome, hehe. Come to think of it I am scared why I even remembered that thread LOL
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:Come to think of it I am scared why I even remembered that thread LOL

because you pay attention to my convos with MetaMan
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because you pay attention to my convos with MetaMan
Must be your beautiful avatar.
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Must be your beautiful avatar.
do you ever bend over infront of the mirror naked? tape it? upload it to ur comp and zoom in?

nice watchin ur saus' swangggg.
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do you ever bend over infront of the mirror naked? tape it? upload it to ur comp and zoom in?
Only when I have nothing else to do, as you should know the trick is using the right lighting.
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I've been turned down for knowing too much about adult online affiliate marketing...go figure.
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