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MetaMan 08-11-2008 09:25 AM

WTF has anyone heard about this? i got TURNED DOWN by a porn companu because my
 
"cock is wide like a truck, and when on a freeway you cant take up 2 lanes"

they told me my cock was TOO BIG to star in porn, that they have to protect their models, and a guy with as big of a cock as mine would cause their pussy to stretch and they would have to fire the models.

every chick tells me "your cock is to big to fit" and now a porn company tells me "your cock is to big to fit"

has anyone else ever heard of a porn company turning someone down for having "too big of a cock"?

it is a curse i swear. :(

MetaMan 08-11-2008 09:35 AM

bump for answers. :helpme

Barefootsies 08-11-2008 09:35 AM

Yes.

I believe they call it, "delusions of grandeur"....


lazycash 08-11-2008 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14591334)
"cock is wide like a truck, and when on a freeway you cant take up 2 lanes"

they told me my cock was TOO BIG to star in porn, that they have to protect their models, and a guy with as big of a cock as mine would cause their pussy to stretch and they would have to fire the models.

every chick tells me "your cock is to big to fit" and now a porn company tells me "your cock is to big to fit"

has anyone else ever heard of a porn company turning someone down for having "too big of a cock"?

it is a curse i swear. :(

Ah, so you want to be content now. What is the dealing with struggling designers wanting to be content, first Alienq now you.

MetaMan 08-11-2008 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 14591391)
Ah, so you want to be content now. What is the dealing with struggling designers wanting to be content, first Alienq now you.

"struggling" :1orglaugh

ask around and you can find out how long the lineup is. all good you cant afford to be on it anyway.

i dont want to "be" content, someone asked me, said i could have a 5some and i said whatever.

The Judge 08-11-2008 11:51 AM

try playing catcher in gay porn instead

klaze 08-11-2008 12:03 PM

MetaMan scares me.

crockett 08-11-2008 12:35 PM

I have a easy solution to your problems.. please take my advice.

http://articles.closeup.de/large/Z/Z707520.JPG

(link hotten)

MetaMan 08-11-2008 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14592012)
try playing catcher in gay porn instead

dude you are the all star i wouldnt want anyone let alone a rookie like myself to sub you out of your position.

MetaMan 08-11-2008 03:19 PM

producers? anyone ever heard about a guy getting turned down for porn because his dick was to big? :helpme

Deej 08-11-2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 14591387)
Yes.

I believe they call it, "delusions of grandeur"....


I'm not sure if its Gran deur ... they arent out to get him...

I think its big cock racism... bitches all say they want it , so do the porn companies...

yet they turn it away when its in their face....

Gran Deur is when you feel someone or a group of people are out to "get" you

Iron Fist 08-11-2008 03:35 PM

Yup... okay :)

DaddyHalbucks 08-11-2008 04:05 PM

You poor guy!

Marcus Aurelius 08-11-2008 04:06 PM

Tough break big guy, hang in there.

DARKHORSERIDER 08-11-2008 04:10 PM

Try Freaksofcock surely thats ur answer

DARKHORSERIDER 08-11-2008 04:11 PM

or ask lexington steele for some advice lol

Nicky 08-11-2008 04:25 PM

It has grown?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...6&postcount=38

MetaMan 08-11-2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 14593243)

7" girth dummy but thanks for stalking my cock. :1orglaugh

O MARINA 08-11-2008 04:35 PM

again ?????

O MARINA 08-11-2008 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 14593243)




:1orglaugh

Nicky 08-11-2008 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14593272)
7" girth dummy but thanks for stalking my cock. :1orglaugh

:) You're welcome, hehe. Come to think of it I am scared why I even remembered that thread LOL

Marcus Aurelius 08-11-2008 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14593272)
7" girth dummy but thanks for stalking my cock. :1orglaugh

I LUL'ed

O MARINA 08-11-2008 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 14593296)
:Come to think of it I am scared why I even remembered that thread LOL


because you pay attention to my convos with MetaMan

O MARINA 08-11-2008 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MDCQ (Post 14593304)
I LUL'ed

"the magnums may break but i will never break your heart, you can trust in MetaMan" - MetaMan 2007

Nicky 08-11-2008 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 14593315)
because you pay attention to my convos with MetaMan

Must be your beautiful avatar.

MetaMan 08-11-2008 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 14593332)
Must be your beautiful avatar.

do you ever bend over infront of the mirror naked? tape it? upload it to ur comp and zoom in?

nice watchin ur saus' swangggg. :thumbsup

Nicky 08-11-2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14593338)
do you ever bend over infront of the mirror naked? tape it? upload it to ur comp and zoom in?

Only when I have nothing else to do, as you should know the trick is using the right lighting.

Nookster 08-11-2008 04:50 PM

I've been turned down for knowing too much about adult online affiliate marketing...go figure. :disgust


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