Busted with a radar detector -- uhg! - GoFuckYourself.com

schilli · 10-24-2002, 05:28 PM

I just got back from a shoot in small town Ontario. My balls are empty from two cumshots and so is my wallet from a $170 fine for the possession of a "radar warning device".

I left this morning around 9 am for a 2.5 hr drive north of Toronto to shoot myself and a small town country babe. I drove through one of the most heavily patroled OPP areas I've ever seen! Hwy 9/Caledon area. Holy fuck.

But was I worried -- fuck no -- at least I thought fuck no. So I'm in my corvette with the raday/laser detector on the dash and I'm smokin' along with a big "what me worried" smile on my face. Lo and behold my detector starts giving me a warning -- yes it's picked up some Ka band radar. No problem I slow down to about 84km. There, up ahead a spy the car -- one of those low profile jobs with no roof lights. I pull the detector off the dash and rest in on my lap. Big smile on my face. Bigger smiles on the cops faces who pass me in the cruiser.

ON GO THE CHERRIES.

Fuck...no way.. could they have... no.... fuck they're turning around. And everytime I've ever had a cop turn to come after me the same thought passes through my mind --
"I am sitting behind 300 horsies - 350 cubic inches - 5.7 litres of fuck off and eat my dust you fucking pig - C O R V E T T E! --

.... should I make a run for it???"

I pull over --

And the routine -- show me your license. And then they tell me they have a device that indicates I have a radar detector. So I have two choices. I can either hand it over or they'll search my car. My car is full of lights, cameras and model releases for a porn shoot that I'm about to engage in not to mention a handful of business cards that say "Chris Schillinger - PORNOGRAPHER" on them. I'm out in the middle of "bumfuck nowhere" and have just been pulled over by some farmboys with badges-- obviously I hand it over -- of course I remove my custom made corvette dash holder (for the next one hehehehehehe).

So -- I've had a radar detector for years and I've always known this day would come. I wanna fight it on Charter grounds.

Here's my argument -- I have the right to possess a radar detector because the state cannot infringe on my right to know the activities of the state. In other words I have a right to know where speed traps are -- not to get away with speeding but to make sure I'm within the speed limit. Second -- speed laws are enforced in a haphazard manner -- for example on most 400 series highways where the limit is 100km most cops will only nail you once you pass 120km - unfair enforcement therefore I have a right to protect against unfair state enforcement therefor I have a ritht to know where cops are - therefore the right to the possession of a detector.

How do I go about arguing this within the paramaters of a courtroom????????

Am I fucked?

tree · 10-24-2002, 05:40 PM

your fucked

and lucky they didnt take you in and cornhole you

10-24-2002, 05:59 PM

You're fucked. Just pay the fine.

One proven way out of it, which would have required some preparation on your part beforehand, has been to hard wire the detector to your battery so the cop has to cut wires to remove it, or for you to cut the wires yourself.

Apparently if they can't test the unit after they find it then that becomes a loophole.

Apparently there are newer models that can't be detected by their radar detector detectors.

10-24-2002, 06:01 PM

Actually the loophole is because the cop has to splice the wires back together in order to test it, so you can argue it has been tampered with, which creates reasonable doubt, or something like that.

ztik · 10-24-2002, 06:02 PM

You need to get a new radar detector, they make em with VG-2 alert and scambling now

deniska · 10-24-2002, 06:02 PM

You need a k40

http://www.k40.com/K40Radar/

WiredGuy · 10-24-2002, 06:03 PM

$170 fine and repossession is actually a light penalty. I've seen some people fined up to $500 and 8 demirit points. Suck it up, you got off easy.

WG

Johnny21 · 10-24-2002, 06:05 PM

how much was the fine ?

Johnny21 · 10-24-2002, 06:06 PM

http://www.jammersstore.com/jammers.htm

lol

Sambuka · 10-24-2002, 06:07 PM

Shit that sucks man, I had a nice radar detector in New Zealand, was picking up piggies from miles 1-2 k's off.

Bought it to Australia thinking i'll use it here. But the Queenland police here in Aussie don't like detectors and are really anal about speeding.

every 1/3 or 1/2 cop cars has a radar detector detector and they can pickup radar detectors from many k's off.

If they find one on your car here in Aussie, they take away your US$600 detector and fine you US$700 AS WELL.

But at least they don't corehole you

Sammy

10-24-2002, 06:09 PM

Here's a case where someone won:

http://www.tamerlane.ca/library/case...ng/henuset.htm

Next time hardwire it.

schilli · 10-24-2002, 06:42 PM

I had a vg2 stealth detector - it's suppose to cload itself but they still detected it.....

mongoose403 · 10-24-2002, 07:32 PM

what year vette?

got pics?

Smegma · 10-24-2002, 07:38 PM

"Press Hard, 3 Copies" - Heard it a few times myself.

edmo · 10-24-2002, 08:11 PM

smoke their detectors...
http://www.dbcontrol.com/products.html

xxxcam · 10-24-2002, 08:35 PM

fucking pigs... they already cought me twice doing 50+ over the limit and 4 fucking points on each ticket... each ticket is $350 hehe

but i aint going down like that, court here i come =) u should go to court too and get a lawyer, they got me off once already...

10-24-2002, 05:28 PM	#1
schilli Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 265	Busted with a radar detector -- uhg! I just got back from a shoot in small town Ontario. My balls are empty from two cumshots and so is my wallet from a $170 fine for the possession of a "radar warning device". I left this morning around 9 am for a 2.5 hr drive north of Toronto to shoot myself and a small town country babe. I drove through one of the most heavily patroled OPP areas I've ever seen! Hwy 9/Caledon area. Holy fuck. But was I worried -- fuck no -- at least I thought fuck no. So I'm in my corvette with the raday/laser detector on the dash and I'm smokin' along with a big "what me worried" smile on my face. Lo and behold my detector starts giving me a warning -- yes it's picked up some Ka band radar. No problem I slow down to about 84km. There, up ahead a spy the car -- one of those low profile jobs with no roof lights. I pull the detector off the dash and rest in on my lap. Big smile on my face. Bigger smiles on the cops faces who pass me in the cruiser. ON GO THE CHERRIES. Fuck...no way.. could they have... no.... fuck they're turning around. And everytime I've ever had a cop turn to come after me the same thought passes through my mind -- "I am sitting behind 300 horsies - 350 cubic inches - 5.7 litres of fuck off and eat my dust you fucking pig - C O R V E T T E! -- .... should I make a run for it???" I pull over -- And the routine -- show me your license. And then they tell me they have a device that indicates I have a radar detector. So I have two choices. I can either hand it over or they'll search my car. My car is full of lights, cameras and model releases for a porn shoot that I'm about to engage in not to mention a handful of business cards that say "Chris Schillinger - PORNOGRAPHER" on them. I'm out in the middle of "bumfuck nowhere" and have just been pulled over by some farmboys with badges-- obviously I hand it over -- of course I remove my custom made corvette dash holder (for the next one hehehehehehe). So -- I've had a radar detector for years and I've always known this day would come. I wanna fight it on Charter grounds. Here's my argument -- I have the right to possess a radar detector because the state cannot infringe on my right to know the activities of the state. In other words I have a right to know where speed traps are -- not to get away with speeding but to make sure I'm within the speed limit. Second -- speed laws are enforced in a haphazard manner -- for example on most 400 series highways where the limit is 100km most cops will only nail you once you pass 120km - unfair enforcement therefore I have a right to protect against unfair state enforcement therefor I have a ritht to know where cops are - therefore the right to the possession of a detector. How do I go about arguing this within the paramaters of a courtroom???????? Am I fucked?

10-24-2002, 06:03 PM	#7
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,486	$170 fine and repossession is actually a light penalty. I've seen some people fined up to $500 and 8 demirit points. Suck it up, you got off easy. WG __________________ I play with Google.

10-24-2002, 07:38 PM	#14
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	"Press Hard, 3 Copies" - Heard it a few times myself. __________________ <a href="http://www.jupiterhosting.com"><img src="http://www.jupiterhosting.com/banners/55x55.jupiter.gif" alt="" border="0" align=""></a>

10-24-2002, 05:40 PM	#2
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	your fucked and lucky they didnt take you in and cornhole you

10-24-2002, 05:59 PM	#3
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	You're fucked. Just pay the fine. One proven way out of it, which would have required some preparation on your part beforehand, has been to hard wire the detector to your battery so the cop has to cut wires to remove it, or for you to cut the wires yourself. Apparently if they can't test the unit after they find it then that becomes a loophole. Apparently there are newer models that can't be detected by their radar detector detectors.

10-24-2002, 06:01 PM	#4
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Actually the loophole is because the cop has to splice the wires back together in order to test it, so you can argue it has been tampered with, which creates reasonable doubt, or something like that.

10-24-2002, 06:02 PM	#5
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	You need to get a new radar detector, they make em with VG-2 alert and scambling now

10-24-2002, 06:02 PM	#6
deniska Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Miami Beach, FL Posts: 1,053	You need a k40 http://www.k40.com/K40Radar/

10-24-2002, 06:05 PM	#8
Johnny21 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 29	how much was the fine ?

10-24-2002, 06:06 PM	#9
Johnny21 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 29	http://www.jammersstore.com/jammers.htm lol

10-24-2002, 06:07 PM	#10
Sambuka Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: - Posts: 500	Shit that sucks man, I had a nice radar detector in New Zealand, was picking up piggies from miles 1-2 k's off. Bought it to Australia thinking i'll use it here. But the Queenland police here in Aussie don't like detectors and are really anal about speeding. every 1/3 or 1/2 cop cars has a radar detector detector and they can pickup radar detectors from many k's off. If they find one on your car here in Aussie, they take away your US$600 detector and fine you US$700 AS WELL. But at least they don't corehole you Sammy

10-24-2002, 06:09 PM	#11
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Here's a case where someone won: http://www.tamerlane.ca/library/case...ng/henuset.htm Next time hardwire it.

10-24-2002, 06:42 PM	#12
schilli Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 265	I had a vg2 stealth detector - it's suppose to cload itself but they still detected it.....

10-24-2002, 07:32 PM	#13
mongoose403 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: wild ho country Posts: 143	what year vette? got pics?

10-24-2002, 08:11 PM	#15
edmo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: SanHo Posts: 359	smoke their detectors... http://www.dbcontrol.com/products.html

10-24-2002, 08:35 PM	#16
xxxcam Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 401	fucking pigs... they already cought me twice doing 50+ over the limit and 4 fucking points on each ticket... each ticket is $350 hehe but i aint going down like that, court here i come =) u should go to court too and get a lawyer, they got me off once already...