You and JD went to high school together?

Those poor teachers. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

In case I dont make it as long as you..can I just eat you now? :pimp

Haha. I hated reading, so I cheated off his reports. He wasn't artistic, so I took over his art related work.

Afraid so-
For the time being...

I am one happy man, and I ain't gettin' any younger

:pimp

1) When I was 11 and 12, I had a fully developed 16 year old smoking hot-as-hell Italian girlfriend who would sleep over with me almost every weekend. How could that be possible you ask? Well, at birth there was a terrible accident resulting in oxygen being cut off to her brain thus leaving her with the mentality of a 9 year old.

2) When I directed my first film, Alternative Worldz: Atlanta, I had NEVER directed a movie before. I had NO prior movie making experience, had never been on a set, had never seen people outside of myself (and a girl if I was REALLY lucky) having sex. In fact, I had no fucking idea what was going on! When I ran out of money, my good friend put me up in her Bordello for 6 months.

3) I grew up in a trailer park in Wilson, NC which is both the Tobacco capital of the world and the poor white trash capital of North Carolina!

4) I only got drunk once, but it lasted for 17 years. I went to University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, but I've forgotten virtually EVERYTHING I ever learned. If my writing is grammatically incorrect OR incoherent, now you know why.

5) At 6, I had my first crush on Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie". As drunken adults would re-enact scenes from Roadhouse, I would pull the covers over my eyes and pretend I was safe with Jeannie in her phat-assed plush bottle. Then I would drift off to sleep as I pretended I was nestling my head on those phat-assed breasts. Sometimes I still do that, but now without the drunk adults, I own the redecorated bottle and Lacie Heart is Jeannie
I've been planning a movie based on this, but you can only imagine the tears that ran down my chubby cheeks when I discovered that my movie title had already been used!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...ilms/Lacie.jpg

6) I try to get EVERY girl I ever work with to have a real on screen big-assed orgasm. This can be witnessed in Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts as Justine Joli and Marie Luv launch off some pretty impressive O's. Hailey Young erupting some love lava is also a site to behold!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...s/371_7122.jpg
7) I am a "vegeterrorist? and have been meat free for over 12 years.

8) I have never been arrested, but I have been detained.

9) I have bedded 2 Governor's daughters as well as the daughter of a very famous celebrity.

10) I am a very happy person and very rarely get bummed out by anything. :smokin

lolz never heard the term vegeterrorist

That is awesome, I have a huge fascination with serial killers also, I did a 5 page thesis on Dahmer, Manson, Bundy, and Gein for my sociology class my sophomore year in high school.

I could probably come up with two lists. One of things I am not afraid to share, and the other of things that are better left unknown by the general public.

Ok I'll bite

1. Italian was my first language and I still speak it fluently.
2. I was an alter boy and went to Catholic school from 3rd grade - High School.
3. My dad died of lung cancer when I was 6 which kept me from ever taking up smoking (cigarettes :winkwink:). My rule is if i'm gonna smoke something it better be green and put a smile on my face :winkwink:
4. Every job i've had lasted for many years where I was always a top employee. Telemarketing from 16-18. Assistant Manager in a video game store from 18-23. Then Internet from 23-present. So this is only the 3rd job I've eve had.
5. I also got into this biz because of the "IEG guy". In college while taking an economics course we had to read The Wall Street Journal. After reading Seths name for the 3rd time and reading that he was a porn millionaire by 23 it made me want to try the same thing. This was back in 1997-98
6. Star Wars are my all time favorite movies. I have a bunch of collectibles too. Return of the Jedi was the 2nd movie I ever saw in a theater (7 yrs old) and have been hooked ever since.
7. I just hit my 10 year anniversary in the biz last month.
8. My favorite food is pasta and I normally NEVER order it in restaurants cause it sucks compared to homemade. I can taste the difference too easily.
9. I'm first generation American in my family. Mom/Dad were from Italy. I'm first to finish High School & go to college too (all though i never finished my degree).
10. I still drive the same truck I bought before getting in this biz. I've instead invested in property.

We're waiting...

When you see the reason for the delay you will understand. You are going to love it.

11) i have never smoked a cigarette or put one to my lips
12) in spite of living in Seattle many years... i have NEVER put coffee in my mouth
13) i have only met two people in my life that can say the same


:)

Wait. What? That's three things? Or all at once?

ooh i can't wait

Hrm, this will be hard trying to come up with ten that people don't already know...

1) I was once an Altar boy and got kicked out for taking a sip of the wine when bringing it up to the priest

2) My name and an embarrassing photo (handcuffed to a shower pole, with a bra on and flower in mouth) somehow made it's way onto WWE.com as 'Ho Train Conductor of the Week' (Godfather's old gimmick). The person who discovered it was my boss at a mainstream job at the time, who called me in one day and turned his monitor around and said 'what the hell is this?' :1orglaugh

3) I love animals much more than people/humanity.

4) I was once a part-time stunt cock with Wildrose Productions under the name 'Kid Cock' (was due to the fact that day Kid Rock was the only cd the DJ brought in on my first day so it was on repeat the whole session heh).

5) My friend and I managed to party with Queens of the Stone Age in their trailer for about 45 mins once at Lollapalooza before they realized they didn't know us and kicked our asses off.

6) Even in the later 90s, my only connection to the internet was by hacking BBSes for shell access, and using Lynx as well as unregistered IRC doors that kicked me out every ten minutes. From my 386 :)

7) No one in my family I know of ever had red hair of any kind. My beard grows red though. Strange.

8) Except for maybe once or twice, I haven't worn underwear or boxers in around 5-6 years now. Not that you wanted to know that :upsidedow

9) I was in bowling when I was younger for about 5 years. My average at the time I got kicked out was 217. The reason I got kicked out is I played in a night-time adult league but was only 17, and you are not allowed to play for money until you are 18. Lame.

10) I lived in our Montreal office for a year and a half. I showered out of a pipe in a closet and somehow still managed to often wake up late for work.

You can find plenty more 'interesting' items though I think in my Ambush Interview from awhile back.

i'm learning alot here.. sides to ppl i didnt think even possible :)

I knew that would be misinterpreted.

1) I had my first commercial product when I was 12.
2) It was pirated by "James", the guy behind the counter at Electronics 2001 on Yonge Street.
3) If I ever meet him I will kill him.
4) I was 93 pounds when I was 15 years old, and 186 when I was 19.
5) Then I came second place in a bodybuilding competion.
6) I have a steel pin in my right shoulder.
7) I secretly want to be a porn star.
8) I want to marry a porn star.
9) From the time I was 21 until I was 29, I had sex 0 times.
10) I want www.bodydot.com to be a huge success, but don't really know the right direction to take it to make it happen.

Damn right! MD crabs kick ass :thumbsup

Ive been going crabbing and eating craps since I was about 2. :)

it wasnt, i should have winked :upsidedow

Fair enough. After I get this press release done I may attempt to come up with 10 worthwhile mentions.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh yours are great 1-10

10. My dog's name is poop! That's Ms Poop to you!
9. I have the same tattoo as Janet Jackson
8. I love Sharks and sea horses
7. I have a brother who passed away at 30 for which I had gotten a memorial tattoo made for on my right wrist.
6. I have a fear of clowns, bugs and small towns that are all white and/or all straight.
5. I am a reality show junkie.
4. I want my own talk show.
3. I secretly wish I was a gay man.
2. All my favorite singers are black women.
1. I am still a big kid at heart! I love cartoons and video games.

Mine may be great, but what are yours Marina?

it's true. you are strange, but i think you revel in it.

LOL.. why?

Afraid so??

For the time being?? both of you can GFY :321GFY

I'm sure somebody somewhere soon will find a way to use these against us...

:D

You are one of the few people who has ever mentioned Gein to me ... most people have no idea who he is. It's funny when people look at the movies I own and they are about all these guys. They get a little freaked out and start looking at me odd. When I fly I tend to bring along books about serial killers, which really helps cut down on the people sitting next to me trying to start up some banal chit chat.

Gein rocks, so did Gacy.

Does that move me up a notch?

hehehe.. mayyybbbeee.. or mbe I overreacted, but it hurt my feelings :(
Ill always love you Baddog u know that, r u goin to Fla?

Now that's an avatar, lol.
WG

No, I am in Indiana and have been for what seems like forever (about a week). Had a show in Chicago last week and another next Tuesday.

Can't wait to get home.

Enjoy FL, see you soon . . . . I hope.

1. I am partially blind
2. I hate the word tat and anyone who uses it should be shot
3. I have been sober for 21 years
4. I dont remeber my natural hair color but have had every color in the rainbow
5. My best friends are all extremely tattood and are total freaks but I love them
6. I have diabeltes type 1 since I was 15
7. I prefer to be alone
8. I can't cook to save my life. Everytime I try I make myself sick.
9. I drive a total soccer mom car and love it but will never have kids
10. I used to live across the street from Leonardo Decaprio

1) my dad made me buy a laptop for college in 1998. i only used it to look up porn
2) i own and operate a mainstream SEM/PPC company. i know more about adwords than anyone should probably every know
3) i was on a show in 2001 on MTV called "Vice"
4) i failed out of college twice (its not that im dumb, i was just lazy and liked to go to AC more than class)
5) took me 6 years to graduate college (also took summer and winter classes). i changed majors 4 times
6) the first gallery I submitted was in 2002. all the images were .bmp and i exceeded my bandwidth in one hour
7) after i graduated college, i moved to Los Angeles with my ex gf and just enough money to barley survive for 3 weeks
8) Lane Garrison from prison break smashed into my car in Hollywood one night
9) every time I eat at Arbys, something bad happens
10) the day before I graduate college, the police raid my house and take all my computers and electronics. they claim i committed Internet fraud and scammed people. turns out 2 years later i get my stuff back and im never in trouble because its perfectly legal NOT to mail someone something if they dont pay for shipping

and one last good one...
11) im banned from ebay for life :1orglaugh

I remember you posting about that on CFUS after it happened.

http://us.video.aol.com/player/launc...msid =1746521

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

1 - I've started making money online at 14.

2 - I got in adult at about 15, within months I had more money then I could spend. I owned my first peice of real estate at 18.

3 - I was a pioneer in the trading TGPs business. I had millions of hits a day on my TGP network.

4 - I sold TeeniesXXX to Xapster for arround 5000$. It was +- 100k at the time and it was his first major site from what I remember. He grew it up quite nicely, the business he runs is probably worth millions nowdays.

5 - I learned my english on various business message boards.

6 - Beeing young and stupid, I made some very stupid choices. I did the minimum work possible and could live a great lifstyle for many years. After I crashed everything I had going, I sig whored and built up from scratch again. I'm doing allright right now but I'm still not done paying for my mistakes.

7 - I live in a 5000sq loft on the main street of my city with NoWhErE. There are 8 nightclubs and 1 after hour within 500 meters walk.

8 - I've never had a 9 to 5 job.

9 - Nowdays I work mostly in mainstream. Our dating network is the most visited among the french canadians. We are generating a couple millions page viewed daily from typein traffic alone. I'm still generating a couple signups a day in adult traffic thought :)

10 - Because of the sites and our huge local presence in the 16-29 population, many thousands of people know my face and my name, wich makes me kinda a local celebrity. It can get annoying sometimes but the chicks dig it.

Ok-

David D-

Retracted post.
I plan on being with my new girl for a LONG time
:winkwink:

cause she is one sexy bitch and I am so lucky
:)