I'm new so I'll play :)

1. I love the Yankees
2. I was a top rep at Verizon corporate for 4 years running
3. I'm not squeamish but spiders freak me out (eww)
4. I won't date a guy who spends more time in front of a mirror than me
5. I have a secret tattoo
6. I'll drink you under the table if it's scotch, I'll pass out if it's tequila
7. My dad was a roadie for the beatles
8. I have three sisters and one baby brother
9. I am lost without my iphone
10. I'm a night owl

10. Before adult I worked in the music business, building and running websites for KISS, Ozzy, Motley, Britney, Jessica Simpson, Meat Loaf, Fleetwood Mac, Rod Stewart and a few others. I have had lunch and dinner with Britney Spears, years before she totalled went off the deep end. I used to find girls for Gene Simmons when he traveled, that is why I started the Girls of KISS for their website.

9. I built my first website in 1995.

8. My first computer was a Commodore VIC 20... 4k of memory and cassette tape storage! I still own my first Mac, a Mac Plus.

7. I have first hand experience seeing KB have a near blow out in front seat of his car. I have never seen him run so fast into a bathroom!

6. My first job was working in a bowling alley, cleaning up after bowlers.

5. Sportsheets and hot wax can make for a very wild night when you have someone strapped to your bed!

4. I have over 500 gig of music in my iTunes library.

3. I ride the cable car in SF to and from work everyday.

2. I spent two years in college radio, one of those as the music director.

1. I have been married and divorced twice.

Bonus - I have three tattoos.

1. My family is Fire, Police, and Military. I was supposed to do one of those 3 things. My family got me into the Fire Department right out of High School.

2. I hated the Fire Department. Fire is scary. Helping people was cool though.

3. Hating my life and job, I became a truck driver.

4. I got hurt on the job, and was laid up for 3 months.

5. Laid up and bored out of my mind, I decided to check out this whole "Internet" thing. Not owning a computer, I hobbled down to Costco and told the sales guy, "I need a computer, and can you put that Internet thing on it?" $1200 later I had a piece of shit HP computer.

6. Set up the computer, got an AOL account, and immediately found porn. How does this all work, I wondered. I found "right click - view source" and tried to decipher what I was looking at.

7. Got a copy of dreamweaver and taught myself html.

8. My nickname comes from the first site I had freepornjunction.com.

9. Colin Rowntree gave me the best advice I have ever gotten business wise, and without hs advice, I wouldn't be where I am at now.

10. I am married to my high school sweetheart (10 years), have a 3 year old little girl, and a new one in the oven. I haven't been to an Industry event since my daughter was born.

whoah!!! check this out.. i started collecting the ketchup packs that came with my mcdonalds and stuff like a year ago.. it was more of a running joke with my wife, about all of the ketchup packets we had in the fridge, we'd joke about not wasting ketchup and i'd run to the fridge with the packets when we had some.. surely this cant make me any weirder than dating trannies so I guess it's not really noteworthy

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It is a classic story. When I first started I was like most newbies and had no idea about licensed content or any of that. I ran a site that allowed surfers to submit amateur pics. Looking back on it I am sure most were just pics ripped from other sites. Anyway, my boss goes on vacation and while there he takes some pics of girls in thongs and topless at the beach. He tries to email them to my site ( I had no idea he was a fan and he had no idea I ran the site). For some reason the email bounced the first time he tried to send it. He knew enough about the internet to do a whois so he did to see if he could find another email address to send the pics to and he finds my name. The next day he calls me into his office and asks if I run the site. I tell him yes. He tells me that he can't allow me to run the site while I work there since some of the clients of this company had websites and were big name, well known companies and they would be pissed if they found out someone affiliated with them was running a porn site. I'm sure it was BS, but he was probably scared for his job if people found out he was trying to submit pics LOL. Anyway, he fires me. I devote myself to this full time and in about 6 months was making twice what I was at my old job so it was actually a great thing he did for me.

I found out a few months after I got fired how he found out about the site and I sent him an email telling him he could just email all his porn directly if he really wanted to.

I'm a lover not a fighter

but i'm also a fighter so don't get any ideas

It's gonna be almost impossible to compete with all those cool people around here..

1) am a music addict, have more than 1 900 records with a wide variety of genres, used to write short columns and run rockotheques in a local club while at the college

2) used to play bass in a band before I moved out of my hometown to a college, Tony Levin among my favourite bass players

3) has been an avid reader since I was 5, apart from a lots of the fact literature the favourite authors vary from Oscar Wilde to Hubert Selby Jr.

4) have seen more than two thirds of the IMDB top 250 movies, with Martin Scorsese, John Huston, Michael Mann or Sidney Lumet among my all time favourite directors

5) was an extremely skinny post / hippie looking kid with long hair till I got turned down by my dreamgirl at the age of 17, got a haircut, started to intensely work out and gained over 55 pounds in two years

6) even not possessing a TV for more than 4 years already, I do own a collection of notoriously known TV series on a DVD, you may as well find me and my roommate drinking beer and watching / intensely commenting Dallas or Miami Vice in the leisure time

7) studied cybernetics and biomedical engeneering, used to be a private tutor of maths at one time, holding the "IT security manager" and "government IT systems specialist" certificates

8) owning a very comprehensive collection of some of the wildest 80's music videos at my home PC, with all the original 80's Modern Talking videos among others

9) owning a massive collection of the classical 80's hero action movies (Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Seagal, Van Damme), the movies I used to go to as a kid as well as a notable collection of 80's B horror movies, now aiming for the IMDB's worst 100 movies of all time

10) use to often speak with my roommate in German as we find it funny

1. I'm deathly afraid of spiders...always have been, always will be.

2. I'm a huge numbers person...I loved math in school. I'm such a nerd that when I see the time displayed on a digital clock, I always rack my brain to make a mathematical equation out of the numbers in the order they appear.

3. I have been skeet shooting since I was seven years old and I can probably beat you. I even worked as a referee at a shotgun range for my last two years of high school where my nickname was "Tips." Yes, big boobs will always get the most tips from the old men that shoot guns.

4. I got into a car accident during my behind the wheel training...yeah that was tons of fun. Wasn't my fault at all and the best part was that the girl who caused the accident was a former student of my driving instructor!

5. Don't let my softcore persona fool you...I'm quite the dirty girl.

6. If I wasn't working in this biz I would probably be getting my Master's in Forensics. Or would be running my own doggie daycare. Two complete opposites, I know.

7. I have two bad habits that I will never be able to break...I constantly crack my knuckles and when I'm nervous I chew on my bottom lip.

8. I graduated Magna Cum Laude from college. Even though I'm not using my degree, it still led me to where I am today. If I hadn't been in film school I would never have been hired at my job in the adult biz which in turn led me to modeling. So I guess my 120k education wasn't a complete waste.

9. I don't want to get married and I don't want children...seems like a pretty rare thing these days.

10. Chocolate is gross. I can tolerate some of it if I have to but I really don't like it.

I dont have any dirt on you Stuart :thumbsup

Damn, I'm getting to be too boring :(

cummon lurkers.. open up a little!

listen son, i told you when you get online you have to talk to me first! Iam your master! You mustn have god´s next to me!

It's a very interesting thread lots of extremely interesting posts just it takes a whole lot of time to reply sensibly that I don't have now, keep it coming though!

weak! let's hear it..

1. My first job was at Denny's and one night doing a late shift during summer vacation, my friend and I drank a case of beer from the cooler and didn't get fired or have to repay it because it would have technically been selling alcohol to a minor.

2. I tended bar for 10 years and made more money per week at age 18 than I do now.

3. Was a doorman/bouncer for 2 years and never had to break up a fight or throw anyone out.

4. The only sports I play are bar/drinking related: darts, pool, quarters..still a sport right?

5. Was married 5 years and my wife started moving out yesterday. So this time next year I should be fully divorced.

6. Went to school for business accounting.

7. Started in online adult after the xxx bookshop I managed was sold.

8. Can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue...and Im not gay

9. Sing Karaoke regularly even though I say Im not going to everytime I am at a bar with karaoke

10. I have never been west of Cleveland, Ohio

now........I hate u :(

Something tells me you have some on me though LOL

xoxo,
Megan

teach me ! !

1. I left home at 15, have lived in a car and an abandoned house.

2. Worked a couple of shifts per week in the same small town bar for years. Pull tabs were illegal then, and my personal record is selling 8 bags full of them on one 7 hour shift. Which is a hella lot. ;)

3. When I have to have blood tests done, I always like to watch how the blood fills up the little glass vial.

4. When we initially switched from a landline to vonage, it made me very uneasy. I couldn't shake the notion that we might really be in the Matrix, and that I'd need that landline someday. I've since switched us back. ;)

5. As a child of roughly 6-7, some weirdo stalker guy got kind of obsessed with me. He'd call my grandma's and my house, describing to them what I had on that day, etc. I wasn't really allowed to be outside by myself for a little while, and the cops were involved, but I don't remember much about my childhood, so that is all I know about it.

6. I have a fascination with vampires.

7. I am terrifed...and I mean *terrified* of lizards and snakes.

8. I want to be creamated when that time comes. It freaks me out to think about being buried.

9. I spent a short while working on a fishing boat.

10. My dream guy (outside of a Johnny Depp clone) is a left handed Italian with no chest hair who will eat his own cum.

Damn Selena...I was kinda bored until I hit number 10 on your list. That came out of left field! LOL! You are a kinky, naughty girl! :)

great thread

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Trust me, I put the G rated version up for public consumption. :winkwink:

Hot damn, what would we have to do to get the rated R version?

The Holly-rollers wanna know.

1. I started in this industry at the age of 14, i'm 23 now.

2. I'm the only one in my immediate family, mother, father, 2 sisters, and me, to have gradiuated highschool, yet my oldest sister is going to school to be a nurse, and my other sister is going to school for cosmetology and counseling, and my mother is going to school for business yet i sit here all day long and make more then all 3 of them combined working a few hours a day.

3. My father died 3 years ago this last march, i didn't cry at his funneral, even though it crushed me to see him laying there in a coffin, and because of not crying at his funeral i get to enjoy crying atleast 3 times a week thinking about him and how much i miss him.

4. My father died of a massive heart attack 3 of his major arteries are were clogged, it scared the shit out of me because i'm bigger then he is 6'3 276lbs, so i started to lose weight and eat better.

5. My fathers little brother dying of the exact same thing as my father this past march at the age of 39 scared me even more to the point where i lost 40lbs in a few months, then my fathers 3rd sister (he was oldest male of 10) having emergency open heart surgery for the same thing both her brothers died of, made me think that no matter what i do, i'm destine to die like my father, before im 50, of heart problems so i kinda just gave up trying to change my health..

6. I have a daughter who will be 3 months old in 3 days... shes not my biological kid, shes actually the result of my girlfriend and a friend of mines 1 night stand that happened before i even knew either of them, and i love her just as if she was mine and nothing will change that.

7. I love my girlfriend more then anything in this world, they say guys think of sex every 3 seconds, not me... i think of my girlfriend every 3 seconds.

8. I taught myself php/mysql programming because when i started in this business i was to cheap and still am, to pay for anything, i'd rather do it all myself.

9. My family is the most fucked up i think i've ever seen, my oldest sister thinks her shit dont stink after she had a near brush with death when she decided to overdose on drugs, she also thought she would be a better mother to my other sisters 2 kids then her, so tried to get them taken away from her by DHS because she thought being the god mother of 1 of them, if they were taken away, she would get them.

10. I'm a huge mommas boy after my father died, nobody, and i mean, nobody will fuck with my mother if i have anything to do with it. Her last husband (she rushed into a marriage after my dad died in fear of being alone) tried to abuse her, and when me and his 19 year old son found out, we both beat the shit out of him.

1) I've been in this biz since early 98 and probably less than 20 people in this industry know who I am. I don't even tell people who i am at shows.

2) I was born in Alaska and grew up fishing in the Bering Sea

3) I ran away at 16 years old and never went back

4) I have seen more boats sink and more people drown and lost more friends than I can count

5) I once tackled a black bear on the side of a mountain while hunting. Ironically/luckily, it scared the shit out of the bear and it went up a tree. That tops my list of "why the fuck would you do something like that" stunts.

6) I speak Russian fluently

7) I got into this biz because of Kmans "best friend" - Kmans "best friend" cost me well over $150,000.00 (though it was not entirely his fault)

8) I have never stolen a single penny from anyone in this business

9) I was hit by a Ford 150 truck when i was 8 yrs old and ended up under the rear wheel with the truck parked on my stomach (perfectly missing my rib cage and pelvic bone), when he stopped and got out to see what happened... in spite of that, i was uninjured. Doctors refused to believe I wasn't hurt and medivacked me to another hospital.

10) I killed a 9 foot brown bear when I was 17, from a boat, by accident with a .22 magnum rifle from about 400 yards away causing a massive investigation by the Alaska Dept of Fish and Game/Federal Fish and Wildlife Dept and didn't get in trouble.

dude you could have at least said you ripped it off Industryoldschool

wow some interesting replies

i'm just a little girl

OMG! That's too funny! My husband does the same thing... I am SO glad to hear that he's not alone in this strange compulsion :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays had you at "I speak Russian fluently".

Was I the only person to use the list feature? Oy.

#8 I know I know.. pick me pick me :)

you really live in barrow, ak??? wtf man

what did you learn about yourself during #2?

thats not cool. i strongly suggested taking a road trip to LA or Seattle. Dont live in the dark.. i mean overcast rainy skies.

1) My oldest son is older then my wife! He calls her Mom.
2) I have 3 kids by 3 different mothers!
3) Fullfilled lifelong dream to have had sex with a Playmate - Miss March 1973 Bonnie Large! (she was a nut job)
4) I used to manage rock bands and was a big booking agent in the Mid Atlantic Area
5) I ran Don Dokkens recording studio - and have met 100's of rock stars -
6) My favorite food is Maryland Crabs - Second are White House subs from Atlantic City!
7) I was not born in any of the 50 US states but I was born in the United States!
8) When I was 12 I was an Alter Boy!
9) When I met my wife she was a stripper!
10) I has Attention Defict Disorder as a child and they fed me Dexadrine to calm me down!

That's one hell of a cosmopolitan history, I sure do admire the stand up comedianship, must be pretty tough.

mmm i would have, cept every time anyone else uses another board name here they get deleted or banned :Oh crap

I do that too. My gf rips on me for it and will throw most of it out when i'm not home.

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