Damn, I'm getting to be too boring :(

cummon lurkers.. open up a little!

listen son, i told you when you get online you have to talk to me first! Iam your master! You mustn have god´s next to me!

It's a very interesting thread lots of extremely interesting posts just it takes a whole lot of time to reply sensibly that I don't have now, keep it coming though!

weak! let's hear it..

1. My first job was at Denny's and one night doing a late shift during summer vacation, my friend and I drank a case of beer from the cooler and didn't get fired or have to repay it because it would have technically been selling alcohol to a minor.

2. I tended bar for 10 years and made more money per week at age 18 than I do now.

3. Was a doorman/bouncer for 2 years and never had to break up a fight or throw anyone out.

4. The only sports I play are bar/drinking related: darts, pool, quarters..still a sport right?

5. Was married 5 years and my wife started moving out yesterday. So this time next year I should be fully divorced.

6. Went to school for business accounting.

7. Started in online adult after the xxx bookshop I managed was sold.

8. Can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue...and Im not gay

9. Sing Karaoke regularly even though I say Im not going to everytime I am at a bar with karaoke

10. I have never been west of Cleveland, Ohio

now........I hate u :(

Something tells me you have some on me though LOL

xoxo,
Megan

teach me ! !

1. I left home at 15, have lived in a car and an abandoned house.

2. Worked a couple of shifts per week in the same small town bar for years. Pull tabs were illegal then, and my personal record is selling 8 bags full of them on one 7 hour shift. Which is a hella lot. ;)

3. When I have to have blood tests done, I always like to watch how the blood fills up the little glass vial.

4. When we initially switched from a landline to vonage, it made me very uneasy. I couldn't shake the notion that we might really be in the Matrix, and that I'd need that landline someday. I've since switched us back. ;)

5. As a child of roughly 6-7, some weirdo stalker guy got kind of obsessed with me. He'd call my grandma's and my house, describing to them what I had on that day, etc. I wasn't really allowed to be outside by myself for a little while, and the cops were involved, but I don't remember much about my childhood, so that is all I know about it.

6. I have a fascination with vampires.

7. I am terrifed...and I mean *terrified* of lizards and snakes.

8. I want to be creamated when that time comes. It freaks me out to think about being buried.

9. I spent a short while working on a fishing boat.

10. My dream guy (outside of a Johnny Depp clone) is a left handed Italian with no chest hair who will eat his own cum.

Damn Selena...I was kinda bored until I hit number 10 on your list. That came out of left field! LOL! You are a kinky, naughty girl! :)

great thread

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Trust me, I put the G rated version up for public consumption. :winkwink:

Hot damn, what would we have to do to get the rated R version?

The Holly-rollers wanna know.

1. I started in this industry at the age of 14, i'm 23 now.

2. I'm the only one in my immediate family, mother, father, 2 sisters, and me, to have gradiuated highschool, yet my oldest sister is going to school to be a nurse, and my other sister is going to school for cosmetology and counseling, and my mother is going to school for business yet i sit here all day long and make more then all 3 of them combined working a few hours a day.

3. My father died 3 years ago this last march, i didn't cry at his funneral, even though it crushed me to see him laying there in a coffin, and because of not crying at his funeral i get to enjoy crying atleast 3 times a week thinking about him and how much i miss him.

4. My father died of a massive heart attack 3 of his major arteries are were clogged, it scared the shit out of me because i'm bigger then he is 6'3 276lbs, so i started to lose weight and eat better.

5. My fathers little brother dying of the exact same thing as my father this past march at the age of 39 scared me even more to the point where i lost 40lbs in a few months, then my fathers 3rd sister (he was oldest male of 10) having emergency open heart surgery for the same thing both her brothers died of, made me think that no matter what i do, i'm destine to die like my father, before im 50, of heart problems so i kinda just gave up trying to change my health..

6. I have a daughter who will be 3 months old in 3 days... shes not my biological kid, shes actually the result of my girlfriend and a friend of mines 1 night stand that happened before i even knew either of them, and i love her just as if she was mine and nothing will change that.

7. I love my girlfriend more then anything in this world, they say guys think of sex every 3 seconds, not me... i think of my girlfriend every 3 seconds.

8. I taught myself php/mysql programming because when i started in this business i was to cheap and still am, to pay for anything, i'd rather do it all myself.

9. My family is the most fucked up i think i've ever seen, my oldest sister thinks her shit dont stink after she had a near brush with death when she decided to overdose on drugs, she also thought she would be a better mother to my other sisters 2 kids then her, so tried to get them taken away from her by DHS because she thought being the god mother of 1 of them, if they were taken away, she would get them.

10. I'm a huge mommas boy after my father died, nobody, and i mean, nobody will fuck with my mother if i have anything to do with it. Her last husband (she rushed into a marriage after my dad died in fear of being alone) tried to abuse her, and when me and his 19 year old son found out, we both beat the shit out of him.

1) I've been in this biz since early 98 and probably less than 20 people in this industry know who I am. I don't even tell people who i am at shows.

2) I was born in Alaska and grew up fishing in the Bering Sea

3) I ran away at 16 years old and never went back

4) I have seen more boats sink and more people drown and lost more friends than I can count

5) I once tackled a black bear on the side of a mountain while hunting. Ironically/luckily, it scared the shit out of the bear and it went up a tree. That tops my list of "why the fuck would you do something like that" stunts.

6) I speak Russian fluently

7) I got into this biz because of Kmans "best friend" - Kmans "best friend" cost me well over $150,000.00 (though it was not entirely his fault)

8) I have never stolen a single penny from anyone in this business

9) I was hit by a Ford 150 truck when i was 8 yrs old and ended up under the rear wheel with the truck parked on my stomach (perfectly missing my rib cage and pelvic bone), when he stopped and got out to see what happened... in spite of that, i was uninjured. Doctors refused to believe I wasn't hurt and medivacked me to another hospital.

10) I killed a 9 foot brown bear when I was 17, from a boat, by accident with a .22 magnum rifle from about 400 yards away causing a massive investigation by the Alaska Dept of Fish and Game/Federal Fish and Wildlife Dept and didn't get in trouble.

dude you could have at least said you ripped it off Industryoldschool

wow some interesting replies

i'm just a little girl

OMG! That's too funny! My husband does the same thing... I am SO glad to hear that he's not alone in this strange compulsion :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays had you at "I speak Russian fluently".

Was I the only person to use the list feature? Oy.

#8 I know I know.. pick me pick me :)

you really live in barrow, ak??? wtf man

what did you learn about yourself during #2?

thats not cool. i strongly suggested taking a road trip to LA or Seattle. Dont live in the dark.. i mean overcast rainy skies.

1) My oldest son is older then my wife! He calls her Mom.
2) I have 3 kids by 3 different mothers!
3) Fullfilled lifelong dream to have had sex with a Playmate - Miss March 1973 Bonnie Large! (she was a nut job)
4) I used to manage rock bands and was a big booking agent in the Mid Atlantic Area
5) I ran Don Dokkens recording studio - and have met 100's of rock stars -
6) My favorite food is Maryland Crabs - Second are White House subs from Atlantic City!
7) I was not born in any of the 50 US states but I was born in the United States!
8) When I was 12 I was an Alter Boy!
9) When I met my wife she was a stripper!
10) I has Attention Defict Disorder as a child and they fed me Dexadrine to calm me down!

That's one hell of a cosmopolitan history, I sure do admire the stand up comedianship, must be pretty tough.

mmm i would have, cept every time anyone else uses another board name here they get deleted or banned :Oh crap

I do that too. My gf rips on me for it and will throw most of it out when i'm not home.

Ios Ios Ios Ios Ios

I'm noticing a lot of people came into this business from the music world. Interesting correlation.

ha ha ha :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup - you do rock

I am actually in already, I guess I could put in wilder things if I read it that once again now..

double post..meant that rather with regards to the others deserving a kudos or more remarks..

Cool man, I had Dokkens first recordings on their own label, or pre-signed anyway whatever ya call it.

You were born on a military base in Germany or somewhere is my guess?


I've spewed so much crap already, there arent 10 remaining secrets to post.

I was noticing that as well. Not a big jump to go from music biz to adult biz.

rokken with dokken -

No I was born here - Clue: whats the one place thats not a state but here in the US

I am guessing Puerto Rico.

Ah if you mean on the mainland continent, then it's gotta be DC I think.

Well at least i am not the only crazy that does that!!!!! Bahhhhahhhahahah!

xoxo,
Megan

1. i love scary movies but am terrified of the dark
2. have a very high pain tolerance, equally low emotional one
3. have stolen cars for joy ride purposes only
4. my background is in medicine, it's what i went to college for
5. can never have just one drink
6. speed metal is my fave but not many around me like it so i listen alone
7. always wish i could be someone else
8. only fallen in love once
9. i'm like Snow White with animals
10. extremely loyal, would bury a body for close friends or fam without batting an eyelash.

Ding we have a winner! - yup it was DC - back then there were few DC hospitals - like now you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one - it was the Columbia Womans Hospital at the time, it's changed names since but still there - all my sisters were born there as well

That's a great composition

I'll give it a stab. The people who know me best often say I'm the weirdest person they know, but I seem to have a hard time coming up with much out of the ordinary when I think of me :)

1. I once died in my sleep in an elevator accident and have been terrified of elevators ever since.
2. I am the only female in my family who has never attended college, but still the only one who has ever had a real job.
3. I rescue insects on a daily basis. I even going so far as to "unstick" their wings after pulling them from the pool, or painstakingly pluck the spider webs wrapped around their little bodies, using needle-nose tweezers and a thumb tac.
4. I can't cook to save my life... not even something as simple as pancakes.
5. I'm addicted to plucking. It's like a form of meditation to me. Sometimes I even let my leg hairs grow out just so I can pluck them out one by one.
6. I was a twin. Unfortunately, my other half didn't make it to full term.
7. I refuse to eat any animal that even remotely resembles it's being while it was still alive (ie: shrimp, lobster, whole chickens, etc.)
8. I sometimes predict things in my dreams that end up happening in real life. (Thus the reason for my fear of elevators since my dream.)
9. I'm often accused of having OCD because of my closet. I'm far from organized in my everyday life, but every piece of clothing in my closet is categorized by type (ie: tanktop, short-sleeve, long-sleeve, button-up, high collar, etc) and each category is then arranged by color - light to dark, pattern type and fabric type. Even as a child, I could tell when one of my sisters had been snooping through my closet if one shirt was out of place.
10. When I die, I plan to be made into jerky and served to the attendants of my wake.

im now missy's biggest fan!

haha... Why's that? Like jerky, do you?

I'll bite:

1. I had an internship with a known comic book company in high school for drawing.
2. I used to be an avid paintball player until my boss lost the field to a coke addiction.
3. I used to be a pentester before I got into web development. (Network/Server security auditing)
4. I cheated off JD in highschool regularly.
5. People wouldn't dare break into my house because all my neighbors are russians.
6. I've used more operating systems than most people here have probably even heard of (except Grouchy, because he is a maniac).
7. I buy computer hardware like candy.
8. My dad introduced me to porn as a child by giving me a bunch of pornos
9. I go shark fishing every year.
10. I can probably eat more than most people here and not gain weight.

In no particular order..

1. I grew up as a military brat. I attended 13 different schools by the time I hit 8th grade.
2. I have a degree in Accounting with minors in Computer Science and Economics.
3. I live in a single wide mobile home for 12 years.. moved from 900 sq feet and a metal roof to 4500 sq feet and a water/mountain view in a matter of months.
4. I've had dinner sitting at a table next to Bill Gates twice and he actually knows PersianKitty.com and remembered the second time.
5. I dated a NBA center (retired now) for 6 months.
6. I have seven tattoos including one of my kitty logo.
7. I have two sons ages 24 and 21, a 23 year old daughter in law that most think is my daughter and a 4 month old granddaughter.
8. I have season tickets in the Seattle Mariners Diamond Club right behind Jeff Raikes who now heads the Gates Foundation (can I borrow some money).
9. I have 7 cats, 1 dog, 1 bird, and there are 5 bearded dragons, a snake, and 3 geckos in my basement.
10. I almost ran over one of the top country recording artists with my car.

1. I lived my younger days over in South Africa

2. Worked on the building sites with my dad when I left school

3. Did magic shows for kids partys for 2 years and also worked in a circus wearing a gorilla suit and had to run around the ring like an idiot

4. I am the only guy out of all of my biker freinds who has fallen of a trike

5. I lost my house, car and everything else we had because I was a fucking idiot with credit and lost a well paid job

6. I have lived with my wife for over 25 years (I think) and have never got married

7. I hardley ever drink alcohol any more

8. I have not smoked pot or done any other drugs for around 11 years now

9. I started in adult just over a year ago and my first adult site was a sex toy shop and my first mainstream site was a ringtone site


10. The worse and most regretable thing I have ever done was crack my older brothers head open when he pissed me off

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I'll be glad to fill my fellow Holly-rollers in.

Just as soon as you sign an NDA.

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