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Compdoctor · 07-30-2008, 08:18 AM

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

and then....

Tech Support: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape
keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle
of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program
Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"

pornguy · 07-30-2008, 08:26 AM

Sounds about right.

kelly kola · 07-30-2008, 08:33 AM

Nice classic joke for "hump day"!! Needed a lil chuckle!! Thanks!

Scott McD · 07-30-2008, 08:39 AM

I take it that tech support wasn't Dell.

They were far too helpful...

poetic_romantic · 07-30-2008, 08:41 AM

Ha! Nice one

Way3 · 07-30-2008, 08:47 AM

Good one!

Kudles · 07-30-2008, 11:16 AM

Pretty funny!

woj · 07-30-2008, 12:16 PM

sniperwolf · 07-30-2008, 01:46 PM

Old but still funny!

Violetta · 07-30-2008, 01:52 PM

haha...

_Richard_ · 07-30-2008, 01:56 PM

that last one is good

MichaelP · 07-30-2008, 01:57 PM

Hum Doctor not your best one, but thanks for the laugh

07-30-2008, 08:18 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Wednesday's Joke Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'." and then.... Tech Support: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: "I don't have a 'P'." Tech: "On your keyboard, Bob." Customer: "What do you mean?" Tech: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob." Customer: "I'm not going to do that!" __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

07-30-2008, 08:26 AM	#2
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07-30-2008, 08:33 AM	#3
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07-30-2008, 08:39 AM	#4
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07-30-2008, 08:47 AM	#6
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07-30-2008, 08:41 AM	#5
poetic_romantic Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 37	Ha! Nice one

07-30-2008, 11:16 AM	#7
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07-30-2008, 12:16 PM	#8
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07-30-2008, 01:46 PM	#9
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	Old but still funny! __________________ ~Accepting design works~

07-30-2008, 01:52 PM	#10
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07-30-2008, 01:56 PM	#11
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	that last one is good

07-30-2008, 01:57 PM	#12
MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124	Hum Doctor not your best one, but thanks for the laugh