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Compdoctor 07-30-2008 08:18 AM

Wednesday's Joke
 
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

and then....

Tech Support: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape
keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle
of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program
Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"

pornguy 07-30-2008 08:26 AM

Sounds about right.

kelly kola 07-30-2008 08:33 AM

Nice classic joke for "hump day"!! Needed a lil chuckle!! Thanks!

Scott McD 07-30-2008 08:39 AM

I take it that tech support wasn't Dell.

They were far too helpful...

poetic_romantic 07-30-2008 08:41 AM

Ha! Nice one

Way3 07-30-2008 08:47 AM

Good one! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kudles 07-30-2008 11:16 AM

Pretty funny!

woj 07-30-2008 12:16 PM

:1orglaugh

sniperwolf 07-30-2008 01:46 PM

Old but still funny! :1orglaugh

Violetta 07-30-2008 01:52 PM

haha... :)

_Richard_ 07-30-2008 01:56 PM

that last one is good

MichaelP 07-30-2008 01:57 PM

Hum Doctor not your best one, but thanks for the laugh :)


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