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			 So Fucking Banned 
			
		
			
			
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				I was this close in bitch slapping the dick at Modells....
			 
			Ii go buy a jump rope and lifting gloves.... I go to pay.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	he says "You have the modelss rewards bla bla bla card" I am like no , "You want to sign up" NO "It free and takes few minutes" NO THANK YOU then he goes... "We have salee on Wilson socks for bla bla yould you like a bundle" No "they are regulary bla bla and now they are discounted" >>>>>>>>>>At this point i think it should be law to bitch slap the mother fucker What u think?  | 
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			 I need a beer  
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Did you get his phone number? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 So Fucking Banned 
			
		
			
			
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		 It's all about the upsell. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Too lazy to wipe my ass 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Its the same in the UK... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Went into a sports shop for a Tee-Shirt... Time spent selecting and trying on Tee: 5mins Time spent at the till saying NO to the upsells: 10mins... Not GOOD! I feel for yah !  | 
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			 So Fucking Banned 
			
		
			
			
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		 oh also  he asked me if i wanted the Modells Visa card and i get 5% off or something..... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 So Fucking Banned 
			
		
			
			
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		 and he probably doesn't even get commission. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I would have loved to have seen that on the local news. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Let's do some business! 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 At least they weren't prechecked! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Damn Right I Kiss Ass! 
			
		
			
			
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		 Should have upsold him a membership to Brazzers! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 The Profiler 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Wow Juicy, you are green again ;) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 man I remember modells, he is probably told he has to do take or he doesnt have a job. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 you didn't buy my socks?  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Reminds of a video store I used to go to many years ago. Everytime I would take out a movie, the same guy would say "What other movie would you like?" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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